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Ever since the old steamed dump lung
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Schulz Saves America

Ever since the old steamed dump lung started knocking downmore grandmas than Matlock,...

Ever since the old steamed dump lung started knocking down
more grandmas than Matlock, these extremists
have some bullshit hot take less scientific
than a Sudanese sex ed class

Full Transcript

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Ever since the old steamed dump lung
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started knocking down more grandmas than Matlock,
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these extremists have some bullshit hot take
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less scientific than a Sudanese sex ed class.
Duration
11 seconds
Views
21
Timestamp in Movie
00:01:12
Uploaded
May 26, 2025
Season
1
Episode
1
Genres
comedy

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Movie Summary

Comedian Andrew Schulz takes on the year's most divisive topics in this fearlessly unfiltered and irreverent four-part special.
S01 • E03 We saw this Botox Becky, - Schulz Saves America 00:11
We saw this Botox Becky,
S01 • E04 You know the people who hammered Hillary for not conceding on election night? - Schulz Saves America 00:05
You know the people who hammered Hillary for not conceding o...
S01 • E04 Well, to this day, they're still flying their losing flags - Schulz Saves America 00:09
Well, to this day, they're still flying their losing fl...
S01 • E02 But from the looks of the birdbath in my belly button, - Schulz Saves America 00:05
But from the looks of the birdbath in my belly button,
S01 • E01 The stay-at-home, locked-down loyalists - Schulz Saves America 00:07
The stay-at-home, locked-down loyalists
S01 • E03 And then there was Kroger Karen who bison-blocked a Black family - Schulz Saves America 00:06
And then there was Kroger Karen who bison-blocked a Black fa...
S01 • E02 So I think it's safe to say - Schulz Saves America 00:17
So I think it's safe to say
S01 • E04 Just take the "L" like those "theys" did to get home. - Schulz Saves America 00:04
Just take the "L" like those "theys" did...
S01 • E01 They call anyone that ventures outside a grandma murderer. - Schulz Saves America 00:04
They call anyone that ventures outside a grandma murderer.
S01 • E03 Ironically, "Bye, son" is the last thing she'll say when she loses custody. - Schulz Saves America 00:05
Ironically, "Bye, son" is the last thing she'...
S01 • E04 Now, by the looks of things, - Schulz Saves America 00:06
Now, by the looks of things,
S01 • E01 Listen up. The only person that murdered your grandma - Schulz Saves America 00:08
Listen up. The only person that murdered your grandma
S01 • E03 And most importantly, the queen of all Karens, - Schulz Saves America 00:08
And most importantly, the queen of all Karens,
S01 • E04 I mean, the streets are filled with white-on-white violence - Schulz Saves America 00:06
I mean, the streets are filled with white-on-white violence
S01 • E03 You probably haven't thought about her Emmett Till now, - Schulz Saves America 00:05
You probably haven't thought about her Emmett Till now,
S01 • E04 Apparently, all cops are bastards, except Kamala, - Schulz Saves America 00:09
Apparently, all cops are bastards, except Kamala,
S01 • E02 We've all encountered some conspiracy - Schulz Saves America 00:06
We've all encountered some conspiracy
S01 • E01 I said "mask debaters." - Schulz Saves America 00:07
I said "mask debaters."
S01 • E03 The morning of May 25th, Central Park, a Black man, an avid birdwatcher, - Schulz Saves America 00:10
The morning of May 25th, Central Park, a Black man, an avid ...
S01 • E02 But what we're wondering about these theories is - Schulz Saves America 00:05
But what we're wondering about these theories is