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I'm not talking about Sasquatch or the Chupacabra
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Schulz Saves America

I'm not talking about Sasquatchor the Chupacabra, which is a mythical beastthat sucked the...

I'm not talking about Sasquatch
or the Chupacabra, which is a mythical beast
that sucked the life out of more goats than the Bulls cheer squad

Full Transcript

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I'm not talking about Sasquatch or the Chupacabra,
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which is a mythical beast that sucked the life out of more goats
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than the Bulls cheer squad.
Duration
8 seconds
Views
24
Timestamp in Movie
00:00:43
Uploaded
May 26, 2025
Season
1
Episode
2
Genres
comedy

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Movie Summary

Comedian Andrew Schulz takes on the year's most divisive topics in this fearlessly unfiltered and irreverent four-part special.
S01 • E04 Botox Biden was going back to the White House - Schulz Saves America 00:05
Botox Biden was going back to the White House
S01 • E01 This year, the 'rona rocked us harder than a nanny with Parkinson's, - Schulz Saves America 00:07
This year, the 'rona rocked us harder than a nanny with...
S01 • E03 And by social progress I mean posting black squares on Instagram. - Schulz Saves America 00:04
And by social progress I mean posting black squares on Insta...
S01 • E03 So if we're gonna talk activism like a random stop-and-frisk, - Schulz Saves America 00:06
So if we're gonna talk activism like a random stop-and-...
S01 • E02 I'm talking about pedophile pizza, Plandemic, paid protesters. - Schulz Saves America 00:05
I'm talking about pedophile pizza, Plandemic, paid prot...
S01 • E01 Over the next few months, - Schulz Saves America 00:09
Over the next few months,
S01 • E03 We need to talk about the biggest threat to Black lives in this nation. - Schulz Saves America 00:05
We need to talk about the biggest threat to Black lives in t...
S01 • E04 Well, both sides handled it - Schulz Saves America 00:06
Well, both sides handled it
S01 • E03 White-on-Black crime, and I don't mean refined sugar. - Schulz Saves America 00:04
White-on-Black crime, and I don't mean refined sugar.
S01 • E01 I said "hailstorm." - Schulz Saves America 00:09
I said "hailstorm."
S01 • E02 Remember back in the day, - Schulz Saves America 00:06
Remember back in the day,
S01 • E04 The pink-haired pronoun parade - Schulz Saves America 00:15
The pink-haired pronoun parade
S01 • E03 I'm talking about uniformed militants - Schulz Saves America 00:07
I'm talking about uniformed militants
S01 • E02 Now, you just need a Facebook friend - Schulz Saves America 00:15
Now, you just need a Facebook friend
S01 • E01 People on the extremes, shut the fuck up! - Schulz Saves America 00:04
People on the extremes, shut the fuck up!
S01 • E03 Every day on Instagram, - Schulz Saves America 00:06
Every day on Instagram,
S01 • E01 Ever since the old steamed dump lung - Schulz Saves America 00:11
Ever since the old steamed dump lung
S01 • E03 We saw this Botox Becky, - Schulz Saves America 00:11
We saw this Botox Becky,
S01 • E04 You know the people who hammered Hillary for not conceding on election night? - Schulz Saves America 00:05
You know the people who hammered Hillary for not conceding o...
S01 • E04 Well, to this day, they're still flying their losing flags - Schulz Saves America 00:09
Well, to this day, they're still flying their losing fl...