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Schulz Saves America

No, I said "quarantine." On the other handcuff, the organization?

No, I said "quarantine." On the other handcuff, the organization?

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No, I said "quarantine."
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On the other handcuff, the organization?
Duration
4 seconds
Views
18
Timestamp in Movie
00:13:02
Uploaded
May 26, 2025
Season
1
Episode
3
Genres
comedy

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Movie Summary

Comedian Andrew Schulz takes on the year's most divisive topics in this fearlessly unfiltered and irreverent four-part special.
S01 • E04 I'm supposed to be angry about this Garth-looking grandma? - Schulz Saves America 00:04
I'm supposed to be angry about this Garth-looking grand...
S01 • E02 Yeah, she married a prepubescent penis, - Schulz Saves America 00:06
Yeah, she married a prepubescent penis,
S01 • E03 Two of its founders call themselves "trained Marxists," - Schulz Saves America 00:06
Two of its founders call themselves "trained Marxists,&...
S01 • E04 The only secretary I should be hot and bothered by is Riley Reid. - Schulz Saves America 00:05
The only secretary I should be hot and bothered by is Riley ...
S01 • E02 I said baby grands. Also… - Schulz Saves America 00:07
I said baby grands. Also…
S01 • E01 Actually, it'd probably happen in PE - Schulz Saves America 00:05
Actually, it'd probably happen in PE
S01 • E03 Most surprisingly, - Schulz Saves America 00:06
Most surprisingly,
S01 • E01 Anyway, I'll tell you who's not masturbating to stepmom porn. - Schulz Saves America 00:05
Anyway, I'll tell you who's not masturbating to st...
S01 • E04 We were too tired to even go to the polls, - Schulz Saves America 00:06
We were too tired to even go to the polls,
S01 • E02 Sure, he was inside a child once. But ever since then, - Schulz Saves America 00:06
Sure, he was inside a child once. But ever since then,
S01 • E01 The stepmoms. Two months of tucking kids into a race car bed - Schulz Saves America 00:09
The stepmoms. Two months of tucking kids into a race car bed
S01 • E03 The site did say, however, - Schulz Saves America 00:09
The site did say, however,
S01 • E02 And Woody Allen… - Schulz Saves America 00:06
And Woody Allen…
S01 • E04 I mean, I can't name a single policy Biden ran on - Schulz Saves America 00:07
I mean, I can't name a single policy Biden ran on
S01 • E02 But to be fair to him, he married her and they're still together. - Schulz Saves America 00:04
But to be fair to him, he married her and they're still...
S01 • E03 So I can see why people think BLM the organization is Marxist. - Schulz Saves America 00:06
So I can see why people think BLM the organization is Marxis...
S01 • E01 I have two energetic dogs. - Schulz Saves America 00:04
I have two energetic dogs.
S01 • E04 We just wanted a return to normalcy - Schulz Saves America 00:05
We just wanted a return to normalcy
S01 • E02 So that begs the question. Is she the cure? - Schulz Saves America 00:04
So that begs the question. Is she the cure?
S01 • E03 I mean, judging by their leadership, - Schulz Saves America 00:04
I mean, judging by their leadership,