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Schulz Saves America

No! What Tristan…Sorry, "Tristawn" failed to mention, is the algorithmonly serves your...

No! What Tristan…
Sorry, "Tristawn" failed to mention, is the algorithm
only serves your curiosity

Full Transcript

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No! What Tristan… Sorry, "Tristawn" failed to mention,
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is the algorithm only serves your curiosity.
Duration
8 seconds
Views
25
Timestamp in Movie
00:08:13
Uploaded
May 26, 2025
Season
1
Episode
2
Genres
comedy

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Movie Summary

Comedian Andrew Schulz takes on the year's most divisive topics in this fearlessly unfiltered and irreverent four-part special.
S01 • E01 I mean, Trump is the biggest influencer in the world. - Schulz Saves America 00:04
I mean, Trump is the biggest influencer in the world.
S01 • E02 And apparently, my curiosity is barbell beef-boys - Schulz Saves America 00:05
And apparently, my curiosity is barbell beef-boys
S01 • E04 Oh! And I didn't even mention La Raza, güey. - Schulz Saves America 00:07
Oh! And I didn't even mention La Raza, güey.
S01 • E01 The guy says, "Support Goya," - Schulz Saves America 00:06
The guy says, "Support Goya,"
S01 • E03 We love cops so much, - Schulz Saves America 00:06
We love cops so much,
S01 • E02 We're the meth-heads mad at our dealer for being good at their job. - Schulz Saves America 00:04
We're the meth-heads mad at our dealer for being good a...
S01 • E01 Whites haven't been this interested in spices - Schulz Saves America 00:05
Whites haven't been this interested in spices
S01 • E02 And boomers, man, they soak that shit up like a squirt porn towel boy. - Schulz Saves America 00:05
And boomers, man, they soak that shit up like a squirt porn ...
S01 • E04 The point is, - Schulz Saves America 00:05
The point is,
S01 • E01 Trump has tens of millions of followers on social media, except TikTok, - Schulz Saves America 00:09
Trump has tens of millions of followers on social media, exc...
S01 • E04 And we'd probably notice it if we unplug from the Internet, - Schulz Saves America 00:09
And we'd probably notice it if we unplug from the Inter...
S01 • E01 And with all that influence, - Schulz Saves America 00:08
And with all that influence,
S01 • E02 For them, a filter was for cigarettes, a deepfake was a Thai hooker - Schulz Saves America 00:07
For them, a filter was for cigarettes, a deepfake was a Thai...
S01 • E03 So when white people look at a Black victim of police brutality - Schulz Saves America 00:17
So when white people look at a Black victim of police brutal...
S01 • E04 And no one takes advantage of this addiction better - Schulz Saves America 00:07
And no one takes advantage of this addiction better
S01 • E01 What makes it even worse is, back in February, - Schulz Saves America 00:08
What makes it even worse is, back in February,
S01 • E02 But they can rely on the mainstream media to set the record straight, right? - Schulz Saves America 00:05
But they can rely on the mainstream media to set the record ...
S01 • E04 Donald Trump speaks in the exact sound bites the news cycles crave - Schulz Saves America 00:09
Donald Trump speaks in the exact sound bites the news cycles...
S01 • E01 And that story disappeared faster than Bruce's Adam's apple. - Schulz Saves America 00:05
And that story disappeared faster than Bruce's Adam...
S01 • E02 The big news channels are broadcasting biased bullshit - Schulz Saves America 00:06
The big news channels are broadcasting biased bullshit