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Schulz Saves America

Our government liedabout battleships being attacked, which led us into boththe...

Our government lied
about battleships being attacked, which led us into both
the Spanish-American War and Vietnam

Full Transcript

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Our government lied about battleships being attacked,
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which led us into both the Spanish-American War and Vietnam.
Duration
7 seconds
Views
20
Timestamp in Movie
00:04:28
Uploaded
May 26, 2025
Season
1
Episode
2
Genres
comedy

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Movie Summary

Comedian Andrew Schulz takes on the year's most divisive topics in this fearlessly unfiltered and irreverent four-part special.
S01 • E01 Remember when Fauci first crawled out of his tree stump - Schulz Saves America 00:06
Remember when Fauci first crawled out of his tree stump
S01 • E04 And that feeling of righteousness allows them to rationalize any behavior. - Schulz Saves America 00:05
And that feeling of righteousness allows them to rationalize...
S01 • E03 So explain to me how looting a Black business or stealing sneakers - Schulz Saves America 00:06
So explain to me how looting a Black business or stealing sn...
S01 • E02 We fake-sunk more battleships than a special needs camp counselor. - Schulz Saves America 00:04
We fake-sunk more battleships than a special needs camp coun...
S01 • E04 For example, they're not ruining a kid's life - Schulz Saves America 00:06
For example, they're not ruining a kid's life
S01 • E02 Remember when those crazy conspiracy virgins claimed - Schulz Saves America 00:05
Remember when those crazy conspiracy virgins claimed
S01 • E01 We didn't know who to trust, so we started making up our own rules, - Schulz Saves America 00:09
We didn't know who to trust, so we started making up ou...
S01 • E03 It distracts from the issue at hand - Schulz Saves America 00:05
It distracts from the issue at hand
S01 • E04 They're nailing more Nazis than Eva Braun in a Berlin bang bunker. - Schulz Saves America 00:05
They're nailing more Nazis than Eva Braun in a Berlin b...
S01 • E03 Also, influencers, if you're posting pics of yourself - Schulz Saves America 00:08
Also, influencers, if you're posting pics of yourself
S01 • E02 And we told those basement-dwelling dweebs to go back to whacking it to Warcraft? - Schulz Saves America 00:12
And we told those basement-dwelling dweebs to go back to wha...
S01 • E04 And they're not screaming at a venti-pouring vato - Schulz Saves America 00:05
And they're not screaming at a venti-pouring vato
S01 • E01 And when the official rules came in, they were great. - Schulz Saves America 00:04
And when the official rules came in, they were great.
S01 • E04 They're keeping American culture more preserved - Schulz Saves America 00:05
They're keeping American culture more preserved
S01 • E03 Women can't use a drill, but still, - Schulz Saves America 00:05
Women can't use a drill, but still,
S01 • E01 Wash your fucking hands, - Schulz Saves America 00:10
Wash your fucking hands,
S01 • E04 When it's good versus evil, any action is justified. - Schulz Saves America 00:05
When it's good versus evil, any action is justified.
S01 • E03 So, we agree that peaceful protests are good and looting is bad. - Schulz Saves America 00:05
So, we agree that peaceful protests are good and looting is ...
S01 • E04 Because outrage drives more clicks than a Congolese cabbie. - Schulz Saves America 00:05
Because outrage drives more clicks than a Congolese cabbie.
S01 • E01 Generally, everybody was willing to do it - Schulz Saves America 00:06
Generally, everybody was willing to do it