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Relax. Nobody's spying on you. [chuckles]
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Schulz Saves America

Relax. Nobody's spying on you. And if they were,they'd get you a fucking maid

Relax. Nobody's spying on you.
[chuckles] And if they were,
they'd get you a fucking maid

Full Transcript

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Relax. Nobody's spying on you. [chuckles]
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And if they were, they'd get you a fucking maid.
Duration
7 seconds
Views
22
Timestamp in Movie
00:05:02
Uploaded
May 26, 2025
Season
1
Episode
2
Genres
comedy

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Movie Summary

Comedian Andrew Schulz takes on the year's most divisive topics in this fearlessly unfiltered and irreverent four-part special.
S01 • E03 It is the intentional destruction of property to send a message. - Schulz Saves America 00:04
It is the intentional destruction of property to send a mess...
S01 • E04 The left wants to build social programs to help the poor, - Schulz Saves America 00:08
The left wants to build social programs to help the poor,
S01 • E01 Politicians were trying to save lives, - Schulz Saves America 00:05
Politicians were trying to save lives,
S01 • E03 And by that definition, I agree, it seems wrong. - Schulz Saves America 00:04
And by that definition, I agree, it seems wrong.
S01 • E01 LA mayor and Spirit Airlines stewardess Eric Garcetti - Schulz Saves America 00:11
LA mayor and Spirit Airlines stewardess Eric Garcetti
S01 • E03 I know what you're thinking. "Why can't they just protest peacefully?" - Schulz Saves America 00:06
I know what you're thinking. "Why can't they ...
S01 • E04 Now, how does this completely reasonable dialogue - Schulz Saves America 00:06
Now, how does this completely reasonable dialogue
S01 • E02 But for some reason, we still hadn't lost all the faith in our institutions. - Schulz Saves America 00:05
But for some reason, we still hadn't lost all the faith...
S01 • E03 They protested when Terence Crutcher was killed, - Schulz Saves America 00:05
They protested when Terence Crutcher was killed,
S01 • E04 Well, Fox ménage-à-twats say, - Schulz Saves America 00:14
Well, Fox ménage-à-twats say,
S01 • E02 Jeffrey Epstein, the Capri Sun straw that broke the camel's back. - Schulz Saves America 00:05
Jeffrey Epstein, the Capri Sun straw that broke the camel�...
S01 • E03 If you've never heard of these people, - Schulz Saves America 00:06
If you've never heard of these people,
S01 • E02 This college-quarterback-looking child fucker won the Hymen Trophy - Schulz Saves America 00:07
This college-quarterback-looking child fucker won the Hymen ...
S01 • E01 They arrested a father for playing catch with his daughter. - Schulz Saves America 00:04
They arrested a father for playing catch with his daughter.
S01 • E03 So, if you've exhausted every option of peaceful protest for decades - Schulz Saves America 00:09
So, if you've exhausted every option of peaceful protes...
S01 • E01 And now he's probably playing a whole different type of catch in jail. - Schulz Saves America 00:05
And now he's probably playing a whole different type of...
S01 • E02 Basically, these two powerful creeps - Schulz Saves America 00:08
Basically, these two powerful creeps
S01 • E04 And this… is the death of democracy. - Schulz Saves America 00:04
And this… is the death of democracy.
S01 • E01 So, did these precautions really protect us from getting the virus? - Schulz Saves America 00:05
So, did these precautions really protect us from getting the...
S01 • E04 It's not Biden, it's not Trump, - Schulz Saves America 00:09
It's not Biden, it's not Trump,