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Schulz Saves America

Right now I could beslurping Shirley Temples on Epstein's island, but instead, I'm here to...

Right now I could be
slurping Shirley Temples on Epstein's island, but instead, I'm here to save America

Full Transcript

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Right now I could be slurping Shirley Temples
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on Epstein's island,
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but instead, I'm here to save America.
Duration
8 seconds
Views
17
Timestamp in Movie
00:00:32
Uploaded
May 26, 2025
Season
1
Episode
1
Genres
comedy

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Movie Summary

Comedian Andrew Schulz takes on the year's most divisive topics in this fearlessly unfiltered and irreverent four-part special.
S01 • E02 According to the internet, corona wasn't the only thing keeping kids captive. - Schulz Saves America 00:04
According to the internet, corona wasn't the only thing...
S01 • E03 From Black Lives Matter to circumcised super-spreaders, - Schulz Saves America 00:10
From Black Lives Matter to circumcised super-spreaders,
S01 • E04 We were given the privilege and honor - Schulz Saves America 00:07
We were given the privilege and honor
S01 • E02 It's 2020 and conspiracy theories have gone mainstream. - Schulz Saves America 00:05
It's 2020 and conspiracy theories have gone mainstream.
S01 • E04 And ultimately, this rhythmless versus battle had one victor. - Schulz Saves America 00:04
And ultimately, this rhythmless versus battle had one victor...
S01 • E01 Coronavirus, you lung-lynching globe fucker! - Schulz Saves America 00:05
Coronavirus, you lung-lynching globe fucker!
S01 • E02 I'm not talking about Sasquatch or the Chupacabra, - Schulz Saves America 00:08
I'm not talking about Sasquatch or the Chupacabra,
S01 • E03 2020 has been unparalleled in social progress. - Schulz Saves America 00:04
2020 has been unparalleled in social progress.
S01 • E03 And by social progress I mean posting black squares on Instagram. - Schulz Saves America 00:04
And by social progress I mean posting black squares on Insta...
S01 • E01 This year, the 'rona rocked us harder than a nanny with Parkinson's, - Schulz Saves America 00:07
This year, the 'rona rocked us harder than a nanny with...
S01 • E04 Botox Biden was going back to the White House - Schulz Saves America 00:05
Botox Biden was going back to the White House
S01 • E03 So if we're gonna talk activism like a random stop-and-frisk, - Schulz Saves America 00:06
So if we're gonna talk activism like a random stop-and-...
S01 • E02 I'm talking about pedophile pizza, Plandemic, paid protesters. - Schulz Saves America 00:05
I'm talking about pedophile pizza, Plandemic, paid prot...
S01 • E01 Over the next few months, - Schulz Saves America 00:09
Over the next few months,
S01 • E04 Well, both sides handled it - Schulz Saves America 00:06
Well, both sides handled it
S01 • E03 We need to talk about the biggest threat to Black lives in this nation. - Schulz Saves America 00:05
We need to talk about the biggest threat to Black lives in t...
S01 • E03 White-on-Black crime, and I don't mean refined sugar. - Schulz Saves America 00:04
White-on-Black crime, and I don't mean refined sugar.
S01 • E01 I said "hailstorm." - Schulz Saves America 00:09
I said "hailstorm."
S01 • E03 I'm talking about uniformed militants - Schulz Saves America 00:07
I'm talking about uniformed militants
S01 • E02 Remember back in the day, - Schulz Saves America 00:06
Remember back in the day,