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Take America's longest running war
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Schulz Saves America

Take America's longest running war, the war on Christmas

Take America's longest running war, the war on Christmas

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Take America's longest running war,
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the war on Christmas.
Duration
5 seconds
Views
24
Timestamp in Movie
00:05:58
Uploaded
May 26, 2025
Season
1
Episode
4
Genres
comedy

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Movie Summary

Comedian Andrew Schulz takes on the year's most divisive topics in this fearlessly unfiltered and irreverent four-part special.
S01 • E04 Yup! It's the same every year. Big brands say "happy holidays" - Schulz Saves America 00:08
Yup! It's the same every year. Big brands say "hap...
S01 • E02 But when Epstein was arrested - Schulz Saves America 00:24
But when Epstein was arrested
S01 • E03 When Tony Timpa and Daniel Shaver were killed, - Schulz Saves America 00:05
When Tony Timpa and Daniel Shaver were killed,
S01 • E01 So I guess our prisons are filled with essential workers. - Schulz Saves America 00:04
So I guess our prisons are filled with essential workers.
S01 • E03 But instead, you and the rest of the methampheta-marines - Schulz Saves America 00:06
But instead, you and the rest of the methampheta-marines
S01 • E01 I haven't seen anything go from illegal to essential this fast - Schulz Saves America 00:06
I haven't seen anything go from illegal to essential th...
S01 • E04 But Thanos Karen Laura Ingraham, who looks like spray-tanned Tom Petty, - Schulz Saves America 00:08
But Thanos Karen Laura Ingraham, who looks like spray-tanned...
S01 • E01 Speaking of cheap plastic, - Schulz Saves America 00:11
Speaking of cheap plastic,
S01 • E03 Should we listen to the CHAZ nerds chanting to abolish all cops? - Schulz Saves America 00:05
Should we listen to the CHAZ nerds chanting to abolish all c...
S01 • E04 And suddenly, the Think Piece Patrol is trading barbs with thumb-head Hannity - Schulz Saves America 00:12
And suddenly, the Think Piece Patrol is trading barbs with t...
S01 • E02 No one really thinks Jeffrey Epstein committed suicide. - Schulz Saves America 00:04
No one really thinks Jeffrey Epstein committed suicide.
S01 • E01 You know what Gavin didn't order closed? His own fucking winery! - Schulz Saves America 00:05
You know what Gavin didn't order closed? His own fuckin...
S01 • E03 These Baristas For Bernie wanted a Bolshevik block party, - Schulz Saves America 00:09
These Baristas For Bernie wanted a Bolshevik block party,
S01 • E02 I mean, in 20 years, - Schulz Saves America 00:05
I mean, in 20 years,
S01 • E01 There's a drought in California, - Schulz Saves America 00:08
There's a drought in California,
S01 • E04 Muslims, Jews, Hindus, normal people. - Schulz Saves America 00:05
Muslims, Jews, Hindus, normal people.
S01 • E03 They immediately racked up the state's highest body count - Schulz Saves America 00:06
They immediately racked up the state's highest body cou...
S01 • E02 So for the average person, - Schulz Saves America 00:07
So for the average person,
S01 • E04 We don't care if you wish us a merry Christmas, - Schulz Saves America 00:07
We don't care if you wish us a merry Christmas,
S01 • E01 These dorks can't even follow their own rules. - Schulz Saves America 00:04
These dorks can't even follow their own rules.