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These dorks can't even follow their own rules
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Schulz Saves America

These dorks can't evenfollow their own rules

These dorks can't even
follow their own rules

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These dorks can't even follow their own rules.
Duration
4 seconds
Views
21
Timestamp in Movie
00:06:41
Uploaded
May 26, 2025
Season
1
Episode
1
Genres
comedy

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Movie Summary

Comedian Andrew Schulz takes on the year's most divisive topics in this fearlessly unfiltered and irreverent four-part special.
S01 • E02 But who had the time to watch a three-hour YouTube documentary - Schulz Saves America 00:06
But who had the time to watch a three-hour YouTube documenta...
S01 • E01 Yeah, Nancy Pelosi, who looks like she got a facelift from a taxidermist, - Schulz Saves America 00:10
Yeah, Nancy Pelosi, who looks like she got a facelift from a...
S01 • E04 To quote the hottest First Lady of all time… - Schulz Saves America 00:05
To quote the hottest First Lady of all time…
S01 • E02 We had shit to do. We were catching Pokémon, - Schulz Saves America 00:07
We had shit to do. We were catching Pokémon,
S01 • E03 Sure, it's the worst marketing campaign since Pepsi solved racism with soda. - Schulz Saves America 00:06
Sure, it's the worst marketing campaign since Pepsi sol...
S01 • E01 And it turns out, being a piece-of-shit politician - Schulz Saves America 00:06
And it turns out, being a piece-of-shit politician
S01 • E02 Then corona came around and completed the perfect storm. - Schulz Saves America 00:04
Then corona came around and completed the perfect storm.
S01 • E03 But when they say, "Defund the police," - Schulz Saves America 00:16
But when they say, "Defund the police,"
S01 • E04 "Who gives a fuck about Christmas stuff?" - Schulz Saves America 00:09
"Who gives a fuck about Christmas stuff?"
S01 • E02 Suddenly, we're socially-isolated shut-ins with unlimited free time, - Schulz Saves America 00:07
Suddenly, we're socially-isolated shut-ins with unlimit...
S01 • E01 I mean, Republican Senators Richard Burr, - Schulz Saves America 00:17
I mean, Republican Senators Richard Burr,
S01 • E04 Look. I'm not saying we don't have radicals in this country. - Schulz Saves America 00:05
Look. I'm not saying we don't have radicals in thi...
S01 • E03 So, in other words, restructure the police. - Schulz Saves America 00:04
So, in other words, restructure the police.
S01 • E04 There are Nazis, anarchists, the Beyhive. - Schulz Saves America 00:04
There are Nazis, anarchists, the Beyhive.
S01 • E03 Jesus Christ! You guys have the communication skills of Dale. - Schulz Saves America 00:04
Jesus Christ! You guys have the communication skills of Dale...
S01 • E04 And the media loves to make their opposition look more extreme - Schulz Saves America 00:06
And the media loves to make their opposition look more extre...
S01 • E02 Instead, we were gobbling up conspiracy theories - Schulz Saves America 00:06
Instead, we were gobbling up conspiracy theories
S01 • E03 Yeah, I watch The Bachelorette. - Schulz Saves America 00:06
Yeah, I watch The Bachelorette.
S01 • E04 But for the 80% of us in the middle, - Schulz Saves America 00:08
But for the 80% of us in the middle,
S01 • E02 We learned that Bill Gates is trying to microchip the world, - Schulz Saves America 00:10
We learned that Bill Gates is trying to microchip the world,