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Schulz Saves America

They call anyonethat ventures outside a grandma murderer

They call anyone
that ventures outside a grandma murderer

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They call anyone that ventures outside a grandma murderer.
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4 seconds
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Timestamp in Movie
00:01:30
Uploaded
May 26, 2025
Season
1
Episode
1
Genres
comedy

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Movie Summary

Comedian Andrew Schulz takes on the year's most divisive topics in this fearlessly unfiltered and irreverent four-part special.
S01 • E04 Now, by the looks of things, - Schulz Saves America 00:06
Now, by the looks of things,
S01 • E03 And most importantly, the queen of all Karens, - Schulz Saves America 00:08
And most importantly, the queen of all Karens,
S01 • E01 Listen up. The only person that murdered your grandma - Schulz Saves America 00:08
Listen up. The only person that murdered your grandma
S01 • E04 I mean, the streets are filled with white-on-white violence - Schulz Saves America 00:06
I mean, the streets are filled with white-on-white violence
S01 • E03 You probably haven't thought about her Emmett Till now, - Schulz Saves America 00:05
You probably haven't thought about her Emmett Till now,
S01 • E04 Apparently, all cops are bastards, except Kamala, - Schulz Saves America 00:09
Apparently, all cops are bastards, except Kamala,
S01 • E02 We've all encountered some conspiracy - Schulz Saves America 00:06
We've all encountered some conspiracy
S01 • E01 I said "mask debaters." - Schulz Saves America 00:07
I said "mask debaters."
S01 • E03 The morning of May 25th, Central Park, a Black man, an avid birdwatcher, - Schulz Saves America 00:10
The morning of May 25th, Central Park, a Black man, an avid ...
S01 • E02 But what we're wondering about these theories is - Schulz Saves America 00:05
But what we're wondering about these theories is
S01 • E04 I mean, if you're staring at screens, - Schulz Saves America 00:17
I mean, if you're staring at screens,
S01 • E01 These are the same dipshits that say, - Schulz Saves America 00:08
These are the same dipshits that say,
S01 • E03 He pulled a Carole Baskin and asked Amy to leash her bitch, - Schulz Saves America 00:05
He pulled a Carole Baskin and asked Amy to leash her bitch,
S01 • E02 So when I hear that Bill Clinton is cracking out the cast of Cuties, - Schulz Saves America 00:05
So when I hear that Bill Clinton is cracking out the cast of...
S01 • E01 And as soon as a minimum-wage employee asks them to put a mask on, - Schulz Saves America 00:08
And as soon as a minimum-wage employee asks them to put a ma...
S01 • E01 And if anyone should understand eating fish… - Schulz Saves America 00:08
And if anyone should understand eating fish…
S01 • E02 Or as Hillary would say, "A job well done." - Schulz Saves America 00:08
Or as Hillary would say, "A job well done."
S01 • E03 What? You felt threatened by this guy? A Black man with a bicycle helmet? - Schulz Saves America 00:06
What? You felt threatened by this guy? A Black man with a bi...
S01 • E04 I mean, I'm from New York, - Schulz Saves America 00:08
I mean, I'm from New York,
S01 • E01 But trying to couch-commando corona doesn't help anything. - Schulz Saves America 00:05
But trying to couch-commando corona doesn't help anythi...