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Schulz Saves America

Women can't use a drill, but still, you're enriching yourself off of tragedy

Women can't use a drill, but still, you're enriching yourself off of tragedy

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Women can't use a drill, but still,
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you're enriching yourself off of tragedy.
Duration
5 seconds
Views
20
Timestamp in Movie
00:04:50
Uploaded
May 26, 2025
Season
1
Episode
3
Genres
comedy

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Movie Summary

Comedian Andrew Schulz takes on the year's most divisive topics in this fearlessly unfiltered and irreverent four-part special.
S01 • E01 Wash your fucking hands, - Schulz Saves America 00:10
Wash your fucking hands,
S01 • E04 When it's good versus evil, any action is justified. - Schulz Saves America 00:05
When it's good versus evil, any action is justified.
S01 • E03 So, we agree that peaceful protests are good and looting is bad. - Schulz Saves America 00:05
So, we agree that peaceful protests are good and looting is ...
S01 • E04 Because outrage drives more clicks than a Congolese cabbie. - Schulz Saves America 00:05
Because outrage drives more clicks than a Congolese cabbie.
S01 • E01 Generally, everybody was willing to do it - Schulz Saves America 00:06
Generally, everybody was willing to do it
S01 • E02 Relax. Nobody's spying on you. [chuckles] - Schulz Saves America 00:07
Relax. Nobody's spying on you. [chuckles]
S01 • E03 It is the intentional destruction of property to send a message. - Schulz Saves America 00:04
It is the intentional destruction of property to send a mess...
S01 • E04 The left wants to build social programs to help the poor, - Schulz Saves America 00:08
The left wants to build social programs to help the poor,
S01 • E01 Politicians were trying to save lives, - Schulz Saves America 00:05
Politicians were trying to save lives,
S01 • E03 And by that definition, I agree, it seems wrong. - Schulz Saves America 00:04
And by that definition, I agree, it seems wrong.
S01 • E01 LA mayor and Spirit Airlines stewardess Eric Garcetti - Schulz Saves America 00:11
LA mayor and Spirit Airlines stewardess Eric Garcetti
S01 • E03 I know what you're thinking. "Why can't they just protest peacefully?" - Schulz Saves America 00:06
I know what you're thinking. "Why can't they ...
S01 • E04 Now, how does this completely reasonable dialogue - Schulz Saves America 00:06
Now, how does this completely reasonable dialogue
S01 • E02 But for some reason, we still hadn't lost all the faith in our institutions. - Schulz Saves America 00:05
But for some reason, we still hadn't lost all the faith...
S01 • E03 They protested when Terence Crutcher was killed, - Schulz Saves America 00:05
They protested when Terence Crutcher was killed,
S01 • E04 Well, Fox ménage-à-twats say, - Schulz Saves America 00:14
Well, Fox ménage-à-twats say,
S01 • E02 Jeffrey Epstein, the Capri Sun straw that broke the camel's back. - Schulz Saves America 00:05
Jeffrey Epstein, the Capri Sun straw that broke the camel�...
S01 • E03 If you've never heard of these people, - Schulz Saves America 00:06
If you've never heard of these people,
S01 • E02 This college-quarterback-looking child fucker won the Hymen Trophy - Schulz Saves America 00:07
This college-quarterback-looking child fucker won the Hymen ...
S01 • E01 They arrested a father for playing catch with his daughter. - Schulz Saves America 00:04
They arrested a father for playing catch with his daughter.