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Schulz Saves America

Yeah, they couldn't evenmemorize the lines, which is exactlywhat they're overpaid to do...

Yeah, they couldn't even
memorize the lines, which is exactly
what they're overpaid to do for a living

Full Transcript

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Yeah, they couldn't even memorize the lines,
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which is exactly what they're overpaid to do for a living.
Duration
6 seconds
Views
16
Timestamp in Movie
00:09:38
Uploaded
May 26, 2025
Season
1
Episode
3
Genres
comedy

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Movie Summary

Comedian Andrew Schulz takes on the year's most divisive topics in this fearlessly unfiltered and irreverent four-part special.
S01 • E02 The ultimate goal of QAnon is the preservation of the US, - Schulz Saves America 00:09
The ultimate goal of QAnon is the preservation of the US,
S01 • E04 I know this is gonna be hard for a lot of you to believe, - Schulz Saves America 00:07
I know this is gonna be hard for a lot of you to believe,
S01 • E01 I mean, Chinese viruses have killed almost as many people - Schulz Saves America 00:06
I mean, Chinese viruses have killed almost as many people
S01 • E01 Right now, Winnie the flu - Schulz Saves America 00:10
Right now, Winnie the flu
S01 • E04 Now, I'm not talking about the ones pretending to be feminists - Schulz Saves America 00:08
Now, I'm not talking about the ones pretending to be fe...
S01 • E03 I will no longer allow stereotypes to be uttered in my presence. - Schulz Saves America 00:05
I will no longer allow stereotypes to be uttered in my prese...
S01 • E02 I don't know. How about harvesting babies to drink their adrenochrome - Schulz Saves America 00:06
I don't know. How about harvesting babies to drink thei...
S01 • E04 Those guys only feel disenfranchised - Schulz Saves America 00:05
Those guys only feel disenfranchised
S01 • E02 Hey, George, it's not working. Your face looks like it's flying. - Schulz Saves America 00:05
Hey, George, it's not working. Your face looks like it&...
S01 • E01 Got you. I was confused. But, hey, General Ash, - Schulz Saves America 00:06
Got you. I was confused. But, hey, General Ash,
S01 • E03 Stereotypes paid for your house in the Hills - Schulz Saves America 00:05
Stereotypes paid for your house in the Hills
S01 • E04 I'm talking about the white males - Schulz Saves America 00:06
I'm talking about the white males
S01 • E02 QAnon began when a self-proclaimed high-ranking government official - Schulz Saves America 00:12
QAnon began when a self-proclaimed high-ranking government o...
S01 • E01 You don't gotta catch 'em all, Hamudulillah. - Schulz Saves America 00:09
You don't gotta catch 'em all, Hamudulillah.
S01 • E04 The goal of political correctness is protecting marginalized groups - Schulz Saves America 00:06
The goal of political correctness is protecting marginalized...
S01 • E02 It's home to more child porn and whistleblowing - Schulz Saves America 00:05
It's home to more child porn and whistleblowing
S01 • E04 And in no way are white men a marginalized group, - Schulz Saves America 00:13
And in no way are white men a marginalized group,
S01 • E01 I love the Chinese. I love Asians in general. - Schulz Saves America 00:04
I love the Chinese. I love Asians in general.
S01 • E02 The government official is known as Q. Not because LGBT was taken already, - Schulz Saves America 00:09
The government official is known as Q. Not because LGBT was ...
S01 • E01 By the way, what the fuck happened to this guy's neck? - Schulz Saves America 00:04
By the way, what the fuck happened to this guy's neck?