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Schulz Saves America

Yeah, I watch The Bachelorette. And that babbling baby-eared turtleneeds to learn how to...

Yeah, I watch The Bachelorette. And that babbling baby-eared turtle
needs to learn how to finish a sentence

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Yeah, I watch The Bachelorette.
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And that babbling baby-eared turtle needs to learn how to finish a sentence.
Duration
6 seconds
Views
17
Timestamp in Movie
00:07:18
Uploaded
May 26, 2025
Season
1
Episode
3
Genres
comedy

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Movie Summary

Comedian Andrew Schulz takes on the year's most divisive topics in this fearlessly unfiltered and irreverent four-part special.
S01 • E04 But for the 80% of us in the middle, - Schulz Saves America 00:08
But for the 80% of us in the middle,
S01 • E02 We learned that Bill Gates is trying to microchip the world, - Schulz Saves America 00:10
We learned that Bill Gates is trying to microchip the world,
S01 • E01 Hey, Vanilla ISIS, these are the politicians you should be kidnapping. - Schulz Saves America 00:05
Hey, Vanilla ISIS, these are the politicians you should be k...
S01 • E01 At the end of the day, money always trumps everything. - Schulz Saves America 00:06
At the end of the day, money always trumps everything.
S01 • E04 There's no milkshake-tossing - Schulz Saves America 00:05
There's no milkshake-tossing
S01 • E02 Epstein was the fuel, corona was the flame, - Schulz Saves America 00:07
Epstein was the fuel, corona was the flame,
S01 • E01 And speaking of Trump, - Schulz Saves America 00:06
And speaking of Trump,
S01 • E04 There's no low-T tiki torch tools at Trader Joe's. - Schulz Saves America 00:04
There's no low-T tiki torch tools at Trader Joe's.
S01 • E02 That sweet algorithm that gave me my career - Schulz Saves America 00:06
That sweet algorithm that gave me my career
S01 • E03 They deal with the fallout of systemic failures, - Schulz Saves America 00:08
They deal with the fallout of systemic failures,
S01 • E01 And I'm not just talking about his policy, - Schulz Saves America 00:07
And I'm not just talking about his policy,
S01 • E04 These idiots say New York is a socialist safe space - Schulz Saves America 00:07
These idiots say New York is a socialist safe space
S01 • E02 Big tech exploited our need for an explanation - Schulz Saves America 00:07
Big tech exploited our need for an explanation
S01 • E04 When in reality, it's more capitalist - Schulz Saves America 00:07
When in reality, it's more capitalist
S01 • E01 The last time Pence was put in charge of a pandemic, - Schulz Saves America 00:07
The last time Pence was put in charge of a pandemic,
S01 • E03 When cops fuck up, like when they kill an innocent person or wear shorts, - Schulz Saves America 00:06
When cops fuck up, like when they kill an innocent person or...
S01 • E02 Just serving up salacious stories - Schulz Saves America 00:10
Just serving up salacious stories
S01 • E01 But the reality is I can't criticize Trump for his policy - Schulz Saves America 00:09
But the reality is I can't criticize Trump for his poli...
S01 • E04 And on the other handgun, - Schulz Saves America 00:10
And on the other handgun,
S01 • E03 Black people, - Schulz Saves America 00:08
Black people,