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Schulz Saves America

Yeah, she married a prepubescent penis, but Chrissy's not the onetickling baby grands

Yeah, she married a prepubescent penis, but Chrissy's not the one
tickling baby grands

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Yeah, she married a prepubescent penis,
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but Chrissy's not the one tickling baby grands.
Duration
6 seconds
Views
20
Timestamp in Movie
00:13:07
Uploaded
May 26, 2025
Season
1
Episode
2
Genres
comedy

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Movie Summary

Comedian Andrew Schulz takes on the year's most divisive topics in this fearlessly unfiltered and irreverent four-part special.
S01 • E04 The only secretary I should be hot and bothered by is Riley Reid. - Schulz Saves America 00:05
The only secretary I should be hot and bothered by is Riley ...
S01 • E02 I said baby grands. Also… - Schulz Saves America 00:07
I said baby grands. Also…
S01 • E01 Actually, it'd probably happen in PE - Schulz Saves America 00:05
Actually, it'd probably happen in PE
S01 • E03 Most surprisingly, - Schulz Saves America 00:06
Most surprisingly,
S01 • E01 Anyway, I'll tell you who's not masturbating to stepmom porn. - Schulz Saves America 00:05
Anyway, I'll tell you who's not masturbating to st...
S01 • E04 We were too tired to even go to the polls, - Schulz Saves America 00:06
We were too tired to even go to the polls,
S01 • E02 Sure, he was inside a child once. But ever since then, - Schulz Saves America 00:06
Sure, he was inside a child once. But ever since then,
S01 • E01 The stepmoms. Two months of tucking kids into a race car bed - Schulz Saves America 00:09
The stepmoms. Two months of tucking kids into a race car bed
S01 • E03 The site did say, however, - Schulz Saves America 00:09
The site did say, however,
S01 • E04 I mean, I can't name a single policy Biden ran on - Schulz Saves America 00:07
I mean, I can't name a single policy Biden ran on
S01 • E02 And Woody Allen… - Schulz Saves America 00:06
And Woody Allen…
S01 • E02 But to be fair to him, he married her and they're still together. - Schulz Saves America 00:04
But to be fair to him, he married her and they're still...
S01 • E03 So I can see why people think BLM the organization is Marxist. - Schulz Saves America 00:06
So I can see why people think BLM the organization is Marxis...
S01 • E01 I have two energetic dogs. - Schulz Saves America 00:04
I have two energetic dogs.
S01 • E04 We just wanted a return to normalcy - Schulz Saves America 00:05
We just wanted a return to normalcy
S01 • E02 So that begs the question. Is she the cure? - Schulz Saves America 00:04
So that begs the question. Is she the cure?
S01 • E03 I mean, judging by their leadership, - Schulz Saves America 00:04
I mean, judging by their leadership,
S01 • E02 Asia, you might've given us one virus, but you solved another. - Schulz Saves America 00:04
Asia, you might've given us one virus, but you solved a...
S01 • E03 But not differentiating between the organization and the movement - Schulz Saves America 00:06
But not differentiating between the organization and the mov...
S01 • E02 And while we're on this topic, Roman Polanski, die in a house fire. - Schulz Saves America 00:05
And while we're on this topic, Roman Polanski, die in a...