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You don't gotta catch 'em all, Hamudulillah
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Schulz Saves America

You don't gottacatch 'em all, Hamudulillah. How about you start treating wet marketslike...

You don't gotta
catch 'em all, Hamudulillah. How about you start treating wet markets
like those mosques you're so afraid of, and maybe we can
have Christmas with our mee-maws?

Full Transcript

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You don't gotta catch 'em all, Hamudulillah.
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How about you start treating wet markets like those mosques you're so afraid of,
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and maybe we can have Christmas with our mee-maws?
Duration
9 seconds
Views
25
Timestamp in Movie
00:10:02
Uploaded
May 26, 2025
Season
1
Episode
1
Genres
comedy

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Movie Summary

Comedian Andrew Schulz takes on the year's most divisive topics in this fearlessly unfiltered and irreverent four-part special.
S01 • E04 The goal of political correctness is protecting marginalized groups - Schulz Saves America 00:06
The goal of political correctness is protecting marginalized...
S01 • E02 It's home to more child porn and whistleblowing - Schulz Saves America 00:05
It's home to more child porn and whistleblowing
S01 • E04 And in no way are white men a marginalized group, - Schulz Saves America 00:13
And in no way are white men a marginalized group,
S01 • E01 I love the Chinese. I love Asians in general. - Schulz Saves America 00:04
I love the Chinese. I love Asians in general.
S01 • E02 The government official is known as Q. Not because LGBT was taken already, - Schulz Saves America 00:09
The government official is known as Q. Not because LGBT was ...
S01 • E01 By the way, what the fuck happened to this guy's neck? - Schulz Saves America 00:04
By the way, what the fuck happened to this guy's neck?
S01 • E03 Hollywood, when did you become the leader on diversity? - Schulz Saves America 00:05
Hollywood, when did you become the leader on diversity?
S01 • E02 I said, "top secret," not "secret top." - Schulz Saves America 00:17
I said, "top secret," not "secret top."
S01 • E04 I mean, Lena Dunham, - Schulz Saves America 00:10
I mean, Lena Dunham,
S01 • E03 We had a Black president of the United States - Schulz Saves America 00:05
We had a Black president of the United States
S01 • E01 I mean, Jeremy Lin, Jet Li, Squirtle, Mickey Rooney. - Schulz Saves America 00:05
I mean, Jeremy Lin, Jet Li, Squirtle, Mickey Rooney.
S01 • E03 And if Tyler Perry didn't build his own in Atlanta, - Schulz Saves America 00:08
And if Tyler Perry didn't build his own in Atlanta,
S01 • E04 How do you tell a story about Brooklyn with a cast that's whiter than Hogwarts? - Schulz Saves America 00:05
How do you tell a story about Brooklyn with a cast that'...
S01 • E01 But the Chinese government, though, fuck 'em. - Schulz Saves America 00:04
But the Chinese government, though, fuck 'em.
S01 • E03 Maybe your diversity initiatives aren't about progress. - Schulz Saves America 00:04
Maybe your diversity initiatives aren't about progress.
S01 • E04 Sorry, Dean, it's not our fault. We try to forget about Black Wizards. - Schulz Saves America 00:04
Sorry, Dean, it's not our fault. We try to forget about...
S01 • E01 Look, I'm not saying this is a bio-attack on America, - Schulz Saves America 00:06
Look, I'm not saying this is a bio-attack on America,
S01 • E02 But QAnon is different from other conspiracies in one key way. - Schulz Saves America 00:05
But QAnon is different from other conspiracies in one key wa...
S01 • E03 Yeah, the public sees actors as powerful, - Schulz Saves America 00:07
Yeah, the public sees actors as powerful,
S01 • E01 And China has a sugar chicken buffet in every city. - Schulz Saves America 00:04
And China has a sugar chicken buffet in every city.