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"Scoop" quotes

Scoop poster
An American journalism student in London scoops a big story, and begins an affair with an aristocrat as the incident unfurls.

Director: Woody Allen
Writer: Woody Allen
Production: N/A
Genre: comedy, crime, fantasy
Year: 2006
MetaScore: 48/100
ImdbRating: 6.6
BoxOffice: $10,525,717
Released: 28 Jul 2006
Awards: 2 nominations

84 video clips

Sid WatermanPeter LymanSondra PranskySid's Co-passengerJoe StrombelFuneral SpeakerButlerGarden Party GuestHousekeeperVivianDesk ClerkMr. MalcolmJanJane Cook
And 12 spinning midgets - Scoop 00:12 And 12 spinning midgets Don't mourn for Joe Strombel - Scoop 01:27 Don't mourn for Joe Strombel He could just kill at any moment - Scoop 00:32 He could just kill at any moment I was born into the Hebrew persuasion - Scoop 00:08 I was born into the Hebrew persuasion My anxiety acts as aerobics - Scoop 00:07 My anxiety acts as aerobics I was in the lounge - Scoop 00:11 I was in the lounge I see the glass half full - Scoop 00:11 I see the glass half full I wouldn't be surprised if he asked me to marry him someday - Scoop 00:19 I wouldn't be surprised if he asked me to marry him... With all due respect - Scoop 00:06 With all due respect Sixteen 16 blue horses - Scoop 00:13 Sixteen 16 blue horses Go into the water - Scoop 00:40 Go into the water If you put OUR heads together - Scoop 00:11 If you put OUR heads together You may be deceased - Scoop 00:15 You may be deceased From the bottom of my heart - Scoop 01:10 From the bottom of my heart Hey why don't you think about this - Scoop 00:15 Hey why don't you think about this Did you accomplish anything besides a possible pregnancy - Scoop 00:25 Did you accomplish anything besides a possible pregnancy You're alone up there with a very - Scoop 00:10 You're alone up there with a very You're the daughter I never had - Scoop 00:22 You're the daughter I never had You know not everything in the world is sinister - Scoop 00:12 You know not everything in the world is sinister I was just about to pull some quarters out of Mrs - Scoop 00:15 I was just about to pull some quarters out of Mrs Jack the Ripper - Scoop 00:11 Jack the Ripper How can we meet him - Scoop 00:22 How can we meet him What are you putting in your metamucil - Scoop 00:11 What are you putting in your metamucil Not everything in this world is sinister - Scoop 00:19 Not everything in this world is sinister I bought my first Reubens with my poker winnings - Scoop 00:11 I bought my first Reubens with my poker winnings I must find out what breakfast cereal he eats - Scoop 00:16 I must find out what breakfast cereal he eats I'm too tough to cry - Scoop 00:11 I'm too tough to cry I just can't get the vision of you in your swimsuit out of my head - Scoop 00:18 I just can't get the vision of you in your swimsuit out... If I ever catch that Joe Strombel - Scoop 00:07 If I ever catch that Joe Strombel Do you have a family - Scoop 00:26 Do you have a family And I say that with all due respect - Scoop 00:14 And I say that with all due respect It's a family trait - Scoop 00:21 It's a family trait So what do you do - Scoop 00:20 So what do you do Why would Peter kill a prostitute - Scoop 00:11 Why would Peter kill a prostitute I don't know what you've been smoking - Scoop 00:11 I don't know what you've been smoking They'll take us to the Tower of London and behead us - Scoop 00:07 They'll take us to the Tower of London and behead us That's perfect strategy - Scoop 00:20 That's perfect strategy The spirit appeared next to me - Scoop 00:18 The spirit appeared next to me Maybe he's got another woman on the side - Scoop 00:11 Maybe he's got another woman on the side What are you going to tell the police - Scoop 00:14 What are you going to tell the police You're a pretty girl - Scoop 00:14 You're a pretty girl This guy is a serial killer like I play for the New York Jets - Scoop 00:11 This guy is a serial killer like I play for the New York... Stop telling people I sprang from your loins - Scoop 00:08 Stop telling people I sprang from your loins You take after your father - Scoop 00:06 You take after your father I just can't believe he lied to me - Scoop 00:23 I just can't believe he lied to me What about Indian food - Scoop 00:22 What about Indian food What do you mean - Scoop 00:13 What do you mean You have to get the story first - Scoop 00:12 You have to get the story first Do we have time for a card trick - Scoop 00:09 Do we have time for a card trick I'm gonna start agitating your molecules - Scoop 00:04 I'm gonna start agitating your molecules It's a red sweater - Scoop 00:17 It's a red sweater Came in a few minutes ago - Scoop 00:20 Came in a few minutes ago Should we hit the buffet table first - Scoop 00:10 Should we hit the buffet table first 12 spinning midgets - Scoop 01:04 12 spinning midgets And where are you from Sondra No don't tell me - Scoop 00:18 And where are you from Sondra No don't tell me Have you ever been dematerialized before - Scoop 00:04 Have you ever been dematerialized before Don't tickle me - Scoop 00:06 Don't tickle me I'm on stage I'm doing the dematerializer trick - Scoop 00:16 I'm on stage I'm doing the dematerializer trick You see I can't wear contacts - Scoop 00:07 You see I can't wear contacts And you have a very sensual quality - Scoop 00:21 And you have a very sensual quality You know I must find out who does the hedges here - Scoop 00:19 You know I must find out who does the hedges here I know this puts a crimp in your scoop - Scoop 00:12 I know this puts a crimp in your scoop Oh I was just checking out the Stradivarius - Scoop 00:16 Oh I was just checking out the Stradivarius Yes but he wanted to share it with me because you know - Scoop 00:19 Yes but he wanted to share it with me because you know What paper What paper are you from The Washington Post - Scoop 00:20 What paper What paper are you from The Washington Post I knew Joe Strombel well - Scoop 00:18 I knew Joe Strombel well I notice you didn't get the red sweater - Scoop 00:12 I notice you didn't get the red sweater Get out of my life - Scoop 00:10 Get out of my life Well I play the blues harp - Scoop 00:14 Well I play the blues harp Peter Lyman is the Tarot Card Killer - Scoop 00:12 Peter Lyman is the Tarot Card Killer Who's Jade Spence - Scoop 00:13 Who's Jade Spence I do occasional bar mitzvahs and kids' parties - Scoop 00:11 I do occasional bar mitzvahs and kids' parties The Lymans are so wealthy Yes - Scoop 00:24 The Lymans are so wealthy Yes You're a journalist right Oh my God What are you doing in here - Scoop 00:13 You're a journalist right Oh my God What are you doing... I'm Joe Strombel reporter and I have the scoop of the decade - Scoop 00:13 I'm Joe Strombel reporter and I have the scoop of the... This is a big story no kidding That's what Joe Strombel said - Scoop 00:14 This is a big story no kidding That's what Joe Strombel... No darling I do not think this is a good idea - Scoop 00:13 No darling I do not think this is a good idea You're a journalist I've got some information for you - Scoop 00:08 You're a journalist I've got some information for... To give the square haircuts a little charisma now and then - Scoop 00:11 To give the square haircuts a little charisma now and then That was as great as I imagined it would be - Scoop 00:17 That was as great as I imagined it would be A most unusual sequence of events - Scoop 00:04 A most unusual sequence of events The truth is I'm crazy about the guy - Scoop 00:11 The truth is I'm crazy about the guy Get in the box Get in the box Sondra Go ahead - Scoop 00:07 Get in the box Get in the box Sondra Go ahead It's just so ironic - Scoop 00:19 It's just so ironic

Cast

Funeral Speaker - Jim Dunk
Strombel's Co-Workers - Robert Bathurst
Strombel's Co-Workers - Geoff Bell
Strombel's Co-Workers - Christopher Fulford
Strombel's Co-Workers - Nigel Lindsay
All Cast