"Scoop" quotes

Scoop poster
An American journalism student in London scoops a big story, and begins an affair with an aristocrat as the incident unfurls.

Director: Woody Allen
Writer: Woody Allen
Production: N/A
Genre: comedy, crime, fantasy
Year: 2006
MetaScore: 48/100
ImdbRating: 6.6
BoxOffice: $10,525,717
Released: 28 Jul 2006
Awards: 2 nominations

54 Clips

It's just so ironic - Scoop 00:55
It's just so ironic
It's a red sweater - Scoop 00:18
It's a red sweater
It's a family trait - Scoop 00:25
It's a family trait
I'm too tough to cry - Scoop 00:21
I'm too tough to cry
I'm gonna start agitating your molecules - Scoop 00:15
I'm gonna start agitating your molecules
If you put OUR heads together - Scoop 00:25
If you put OUR heads together
If I ever catch that Joe Strombel - Scoop 00:14
If I ever catch that Joe Strombel
I wouldn't be surprised if he asked me to marry him someday - Scoop 00:32
I wouldn't be surprised if he asked me to marry him someday
I see the glass half full - Scoop 00:25
I see the glass half full
I must find out what breakfast cereal he eats - Scoop 00:31
I must find out what breakfast cereal he eats
I just can't get the vision of you in your swimsuit out of my head - Scoop 00:29
I just can't get the vision of you in your swimsuit out of...
I just can't believe he lied to me - Scoop 00:45
I just can't believe he lied to me
I was just about to pull some quarters out of Mrs - Scoop 00:21
I was just about to pull some quarters out of Mrs
I was in the lounge - Scoop 00:25
I was in the lounge
I don't know what you've been smoking - Scoop 00:23
I don't know what you've been smoking
You're the daughter I never had - Scoop 00:54
You're the daughter I never had
You're alone up there with a very - Scoop 00:22
You're alone up there with a very
You're a pretty girl - Scoop 00:32
You're a pretty girl
You take after your father - Scoop 00:12
You take after your father
You may be deceased - Scoop 00:18
You may be deceased
You know not everything in the world is sinister - Scoop 00:22
You know not everything in the world is sinister
I bought my first Reubens with my poker winnings - Scoop 00:23
I bought my first Reubens with my poker winnings
I was born into the Hebrew persuasion - Scoop 00:24
I was born into the Hebrew persuasion
How can we meet him - Scoop 00:39
How can we meet him
He could just kill at any moment - Scoop 00:32
He could just kill at any moment
Go into the water - Scoop 01:03
Go into the water
From the bottom of my heart - Scoop 02:00
From the bottom of my heart
Don't mourn for Joe Strombel - Scoop 01:27
Don't mourn for Joe Strombel
Do we have time for a card trick - Scoop 00:19
Do we have time for a card trick
Do you have a family - Scoop 00:52
Do you have a family
Did you accomplish anything besides a possible pregnancy - Scoop 00:45
Did you accomplish anything besides a possible pregnancy
Came in a few minutes ago - Scoop 00:27
Came in a few minutes ago
And I say that with all due respect - Scoop 00:21
And I say that with all due respect
And 12 spinning midgets - Scoop 00:12
And 12 spinning midgets
12 spinning midgets - Scoop 00:34
12 spinning midgets
You have to get the story first - Scoop 00:22
You have to get the story first
With all due respect - Scoop 00:22
With all due respect
Why would Peter kill a prostitute - Scoop 00:21
Why would Peter kill a prostitute
Who's Jade Spence - Scoop 00:29
Who's Jade Spence
What do you mean - Scoop 00:30
What do you mean
What are you putting in your metamucil - Scoop 00:15
What are you putting in your metamucil
What are you going to tell the police - Scoop 00:26
What are you going to tell the police
What about Indian food - Scoop 00:34
What about Indian food
This guy is a serial killer like I play for the New York Jets - Scoop 00:19
This guy is a serial killer like I play for the New York...
They'll take us to the Tower of London and behead us - Scoop 00:18
They'll take us to the Tower of London and behead us
The spirit appeared next to me - Scoop 00:36
The spirit appeared next to me
That's perfect strategy - Scoop 00:43
That's perfect strategy
Stop telling people I sprang from your loins - Scoop 00:16
Stop telling people I sprang from your loins
So what do you do - Scoop 00:26
So what do you do
Should we hit the buffet table first - Scoop 00:29
Should we hit the buffet table first
Peter Lyman is the Tarot Card Killer - Scoop 00:14
Peter Lyman is the Tarot Card Killer
Not everything in this world is sinister - Scoop 00:38
Not everything in this world is sinister
My anxiety acts as aerobics - Scoop 00:18
My anxiety acts as aerobics
Jack the Ripper - Scoop 00:27
Jack the Ripper

Cast

Funeral Speaker - Jim Dunk
Strombel's Co-Workers - Robert Bathurst
Strombel's Co-Workers - Geoff Bell
Strombel's Co-Workers - Christopher Fulford
Strombel's Co-Workers - Nigel Lindsay
Joe Strombel - Ian McShane
Jane Cook - Fenella Woolgar
Death (as Peter Mastin) - Pete Mastin
Joe's Co-Passengers - Doreen Mantle
Joe's Co-Passengers - David Schneider
Joe's Co-Passengers - Meera Syal
Mike Tinsley (as Kevin R. McNally) - Kevin McNally
Tinsley's Fans - Robyn Kerr
Tinsley's Fans - Richard Stirling
Sondra Pransky - Scarlett Johansson
Vivian - Romola Garai
Vivian's Mother - Carolyn Backhouse
Jar Spinner (as Guo Toa) - Tao Guo
Vivian's Brother - Sam Friend
M.C. - Mark Heap
Sid Waterman - Woody Allen
Splendini's Assistant - Suzy Kewer
Stagehand - Jody Halse
Jerry Burke - Matt Day
Antique Shop Couple - Elizabeth Berrington
Antique Shop Couple - Rupert Frazer
Desk Clerk - Christopher Godwin
Peter Lyman - Hugh Jackman
Lord Lyman - Julian Glover
Garden Party Guest - Paula Wilcox
Garden Party Guests - John Standing
Poker Players (as Sanjeev Bhasker) - Sanjeev Bhaskar
Poker Players - John Light
Wendy Beamish - Tina Rath
Mrs. Quincy - Caroline Blakiston
Mr. Quincy - Richard Johnson
Butler - William Hoyland
Screamer - Moya Brady
Pedestrians - Rosie Cavaliero
Pedestrians - Anthony O'Donnell
Mr. Malcolm - Charles Dance
Tenants - Lynda Baron
Tenants - Phil Cornwell
Jan - Victoria Hamilton
Housekeeper - Meg Wynn Owen
Cop - Alexander Armstrong
Detective - Anthony Head
Sid's Co-Passengers - Julia Deakin
Sid's Co-Passengers - Margaret Tyzack
Sid's Co-Passengers - Jeffry Wickham
Resident Meeting Ghost - Alex Argenti
Second Elderly Lady In Tour - Marge Champion
Pretty Girl Who Ask To Eat Apple - Stephanie D'Abruzzo
Pretty Blonde WIth Glasses - Emma Degerstedt
Pretty Brunette In Wheelchair - Malerie Grady
Woman At Racetrack - Emily Howe
Joe's Co-Passenger - Toby Jones
Waiter - Benee Leavy
First Elderly Lady In Tour - Vera Lynn
Third Elderly Lady In Tour - Liz Mamorsky