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I could have built a better robot when I was five

I could have builta better robot when I was five. I did build a better robotwhen I was...

Scorpion • S01E12 • 2014

I could have builta better robot when I was five. I did build a better robotwhen I was five. Well, thank you for the gifts, Paige.Sure. You know, before my parents shipped me offto live with my uncle, my dad bought me a weight setfor Christmas. Which is crazy because I'm big, not strong. Uh, try a foster homeChristmas. They'd send me backto the state a week earlier so they wouldn'thave to get me a present. Do any of you havegood Christmas memories? I loved Christmas. My dad would wake me early,and we'd rush downstairs. Okay, now we're talking. Then we'd head straightto off-track betting. It was magical.The whole gang would be there--Timmy No Shoes, Smelly Jim, Pooter. They taught mehow, on Christmas, you never bet the twoor the five horse. Nags put there forsuperstitious suckers betting on the twenty-fifth. Best of all, by thetime we got home, my mom would be passed outon the couch from the eggnog

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I could have built a better robot when I was five

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I did build a better robot when I was five

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Well thank you for the gifts Paige Sure

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You know before my parents

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shipped me off to live with my uncle

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my dad bought me a weight set for Christmas

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Which is crazy because

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I'm big not strong

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Uh try a foster home Christmas

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They'd send me back to the state

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a week earlier so they wouldn't have to get me a present

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Do any of you have good Christmas memories

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I loved Christmas

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My dad would wake me early and we'd rush downstairs

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Okay now we're talking

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Then we'd head straight to off track betting

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It was magical The whole gang

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would be there Timmy No Shoes

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Smelly Jim Pooter

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They taught me how on Christmas

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you never bet the two or the five horse

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Nags put there for superstitious suckers

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betting on the twenty fifth

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Best of all by the time we got home

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my mom would be passed out on the couch from the eggnog

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كان ي مكن أن اصنع روبوت أفضل حينما كنت في الخامسة من ع مري

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لقد صنعت بالفعل روبوت أفضل حينما كنت في الخامسة من ع مري

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حسنا ش كرا لك على الهدايا يا بايج العفو

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أو تعلمين قبلما ي رسلني والدي للعيش مع عم ي اشترى لي أبي مجموعة أثقال كهدي ة عيد الميلاد

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وه و أمر مجنون لأن ي ضخم ولست قوي ا

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جر ب قضاء عيد الميلاد في منزل رعاية

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يقومون بإعادتي للولاية قبل أسبوع حتى لا يضطر ون لجلب هدي ة لي

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هل لدى أي واحد منكم ذكرى جي دة لعيد الميلاد

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لقد أحببت أعياد الميلاد

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ي وقظني أبي م بكرا ونهرع للطابق الس فلي حسنا بدأنا الحديث الآن

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ثم نتوج ه م باشرة للم راهنة على الأحصنة كان الأمر سحريا

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الطاقم كل ه يكون م تواجد ه ناك تيمي نو شوز و سميلي جيم و بووتر

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لقد عل موني كيفي ة عدم الم راهنة أبدا على الحصان الثاني أو الخامس في أعياد الميلاد

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أمر م زعج لكن ه للم غفلين الم ؤمنين بالخرافات الم راهنين على الحصان الخامس والعشرين

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وأفضل شيء أن عند أوان و صولنا للبيت

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تكون أم ي مغشيا عليها على الأريكة من احتساء شراب البيض

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J'ai construis un meilleur robot quand je avais cinq ans

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J'ai fait construire un meilleur robot quand je avais cinq ans

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Merci pour les cadeaux Paige Avec plaisir

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Vous savez avant que mes parents

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m'ont envoyé vivre avec mon oncle

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mon père m'a acheté un banc de musculation pour Noël

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C'est fou parce que

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je suis grand pas fort

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Essayez un foyer d'accueil pendant Noël

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Ils me renvoyaient à l'Etat

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une semaine plus tôt pour ne pas avoir à me faire de cadeaux

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Aucun d'entre vous n'a de bons souvenirs de Noël

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J'adore Noël

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Mon père me réveillait tôt et nous aimions nous précipiter en bas

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Ok ça c'est intéressant

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Et après nous allions directement parier aux champs de course

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C'était magique Toute la bande

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était là Timmy sans chaussure

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Jim le malodorant Pooter

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Ils m'ont appris comment le jour de Noël

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tu ne paries jamais sur le cheval n 2 ou n 5

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les canassons sont mis là pour les crédules supersticieux

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qui parie sur le n 25

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Et le mieux le temps que nous rentrions

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ma mère s'était évanouie sur le canapé à cause du lait de poule

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Schon mit fünf hätte ich einen besseren gebaut

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Ich habe mit fünf einen besseren Roboter gebaut

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Danke für die Geschenke Paige Bitte

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Ehe meine Eltern mich bei meinem Onkel einquartierten

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schenkte Dad mir zu Weihnachten Gewichte

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was verrückt ist weil ich dick bin nicht stark

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Die im Waisenhaus schickten mich vorzeitig in staatliche Fürsorge

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damit sie mir nichts schenken mussten

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Hat keiner gute Erinnerungen an Weihnachten

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Ich liebe Weihnachten

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Dad weckte mich ganz früh dann liefen wir gleich runter

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Ok das klingt schon besser

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Direkt ins illegale Wettbüro Das war magisch

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Die ganze Gang war dort Timmy No Shoes Smelly Jim Pooter

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Sie sagten an Weihnachten setzt man nie auf das zweite oder fünfte Pferd

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Das sind Gäule für Abergläubische die auf 2 und 5 setzen

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Als wir dann heimkamen

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schlief Mom schon ihren Eierlikörrausch aus

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Aku dapat membuat robot yang lebih baik sewaktu berusia lima tahun

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Aku sudah membuat robot yang lebih baik sewaktu berusia lima tahun

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Terima kasih atas hadiahnya Paige Tentu

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Kau tahu sebelum orang tuaku

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mengirimku untuk hidup bersama pamanku

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ayahku membelikan satu set pemberat untuk Natal

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Tentu saja gila karena

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Aku besar bukan kuat

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Uh coba sebuah rumah asuh natal

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Mereka mengirimku kembali kepada negara

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satu minggu lebih cepat jadi mereka tidak harus memberikanku hadiah

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Apa ada diantara kalian yang mempunyai kenangan bagus mengenai Natal

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Aku menyukai natal

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Ayahku akan membangunkan aku lebih cepat dan kami bergegas ke lantai bawah

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Okay sekarang kita bicara

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Lalu kami langsung menuju ke tempat taruhan

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Sangat ajaib Seluruh kelompok

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ada disana Timmy tanpa sepatu

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Jim bau Pooter

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Mereka mengajariku kalau dihari natal

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jangan pernah bertaruh pada kuda nomor dua atau nomor lima

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Orang cerewet ditempatkan disana untuk orang yang percaya takhayul

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agar bertaruh pada nomor duapuluh lima

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Yang terbaik dari semuanya ketika kami tiba dirumah

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ibuku hampir pingsan di sofa karena eggnog

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Eu podia construir um robô melhor aos cinco anos

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Eu construí um robô melhor aos cinco anos

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Obrigado pelos presentes Paige De nada

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Antes de meus pais me mandarem morar com meu tio

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meu pai me deu um kit de pesos de Natal

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O que é estranho porque eu sou grande não forte

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Natal com uma família adotiva ganha

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Me devolviam ao orfanato antes para não ter que me dar presente

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Ninguém tem boas lembranças de Natal Eu adorava o Natal

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Meu pai me acordava cedo para sairmos

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Agora sim E íamos apostar em corridas de cavalo

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Era mágico A turma toda ia Timmy Descalço Jim Catinga Gasoso

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Eles me ensinaram a não apostar nos cavalos dois e cinco no Natal

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Eram cavalos velhos para otários supersticiosos que apostavam 25

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E o melhor quando voltava minha mãe estava bêbada desmaiada no sofá

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Я могла построить робота получше в пять лет

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Я и построила робота получше в пять лет

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Пэйдж спасибо за подарки Конечно

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Знаешь перед тем как мои родители

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подкинули меня дяде

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мой отец подарил мне набор гирь на Рождество

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А это полное безумие

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потому что я большой а не сильный

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А что насчет Рождества в приемном доме

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Они отсылали меня обратно в детдом

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на неделю раньше чтобы им не пришлось покупать мне подарок

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Хоть у кого нибудь из вас есть хорошие воспоминания о Рождестве

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Я обожал Рождество

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Мой отец будил меня пораньше и мы в спешке спускались по лестнице

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Вот это другое дело

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И отправлялись прямиком на скачки

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Это было волшебно Собиралась вся банда

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Тимми Без Ботинков

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Вонючий Джим Тупица

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Они учили меня

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не ставить на лошадей два и пять

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Этих кляч выводили ради суеверных придурков

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ставящих на двадцать пятое

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А самое лучшее что к возвращению домой

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мать уже вырубалась на диване от эгг нога

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Construí un mejor robot cuando tenía cinco años

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Bueno gracias por los regalos Paige Seguro

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Sabes antes de que mis padres

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me enviaran a vivir con mi tío

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mi padre me compró un conjunto de pesas para navidad

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Lo que es loco porque

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soy grande no fuerte

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Trata de tener una navidad en un hogar sustituto

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Me enviaban de regreso al Estado

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una semana antes para no comprarme un regalo

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Alguno tiene buenos recuerdos de navidad

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Yo amaba navidad

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Mi padre me levantaba temprano y bajábamos las escaleras deprisa

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De acuerdo de eso estaba hablando

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Luego íbamos directo a las apuestas ilegales

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Era mágico Toda la pandilla

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estaba ahí Timmy No Shoes

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Smelly Jim Pooter

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Ellos me enseñaron cómo en navidad

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nunca apuestas por el caballo dos o cinco

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Son viejos caballos puestos para los tontos supersticiosos

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que apuestan al veinticinco

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Lo mejor en el momento que llegábamos a casa

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mi madre estaba dormida en el sofá por el ponche de huevo

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Duration

54 seconds

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Timestamp in Movie

00:02:30

Uploaded

Mar 01, 2026

Season

1

Episode

12

Genres

action, crime, drama

Production

TF1 Films Production,Flach Film,Séléna Audiovisuel

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Movie Summary

An eccentric genius forms an international network of super-geniuses to act as the last line of defense against the complicated threats of the modern world.