"Scott Pilgrim vs the World" quotes

00:08 Not that I care 00:06 Take it up with Liberace's ghost 00:52 Can we please stop all this fighting Nobody stole anybody 00:04 That is evil 00:06 I didn't make up the gay rulebook 00:11 I wanna have his adopted babies 00:07 What about Ramona Flowers 01:06 I just wanna say I feel terrible about earlier 00:17 ALL GASP Game over 00:06 I don't think I can hit a girl 00:11 Well it was nice meeting you 00:12 Is this a nightmare 00:05 Steal my boyfriend 00:05 What a perfect asshole 00:29 Presumably you just saw some guy's junk 00:05 We all have baggage 00:05 Kick her in the balls 01:08 I was thinking about asking you out 00:06 How's life He seems nice 00:13 You know this girl 00:08 What are you doing 00:06 Ciao Knives 00:09 Oh I'd love to postpone 00:03 I have to pee 00:08 I partake not in the meat 00:06 If you got a problem with it 00:36 You know I love you 00:11 He was a snot nosed little brat 00:09 Prepare to feel the wrath of the League of the Evil Exes 00:24 Then I shall be forced to grant you a swift exit from the... 00:14 It was just a phase 00:08 Is Scott here 00:07 You punched me in the boob 00:12 That guy on bass 00:09 It won't just be Knives wearing Sex Bom Omb shirts 00:13 She knows we suck 00:05 And I will end you 00:06 You broke the heart that broke mine 00:07 You're pretentious 00:12 What's up with his outfit 00:45 They changed it because 00:15 I was more alone when we were together than I ever was on my... 00:26 I had this totally weird dream 00:21 She changed her hair 00:08 Every Pilgrim reaches the end of it's journey 00:07 The only thing keeping me and her apart 00:11 You just headbutted my boyfriend so hard he burst 00:03 They had a huge fight or whatever 00:11 You should break up with your fake highschool girlfriend 00:12 ENVY Short answer 00:11 I have distressing news 00:11 I want to have his adopted babies 00:12 Hey You totally came 00:08 My name is Crash 00:13 Believe it or not I actually dated Scott in high school 00:11 You know what really sucks 00:13 Somebody bring me my board 00:11 This is impossible 00:05 He punched the highlights out of her hair 00:08 We are Sex Bob Omb and we are here to watch 00:09 You'll pay for your crimes against humanity 00:22 I know I can be hard to be around sometimes 00:05 Why can't we have our own secret shows 00:11 I'm too cool for you anyway 00:12 And you didn't bang her 00:24 Who is that girl again 00:07 You're the salt of the earth 00:07 That gossipy bitch 00:11 Guess who's drunk 00:17 Let's both be girls 00:15 Does that mean we can make out 00:11 That's not that bad 00:13 Were you the Pac Man guy No 00:18 Is there anywhere you don't work 00:30 Can this not be a one night stand 01:01 The cleaning lady 00:20 Everything does suck 00:06 Your BF's about to get eff'd in the b 00:08 What's the website for that 00:08 You are incorrigible