Scott Pilgrim vs the World quotes

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Scott Pilgrim must defeat his new girlfriend's seven evil exes in order to win her heart.

Director: Edgar Wright
Writer: Michael Bacall (screenplay), Edgar Wright (screenplay), Bryan Lee O'Malley (Oni Press graphic novels)
Production: Universal Pictures
Year: 2010
MetaScore: 69/100
ImdbRating: 7.5
BoxOffice: $31,494,270
Released: 13 Aug 2010
Awards: 17 wins & 64 nominations.

83 Clips & Quotes

Not that I do drugs - Scott Pilgrim vs  the World 00:33 Not that I do drugs I could eat it for every meal - Scott Pilgrim vs  the World 00:56 I could eat it for every meal What do you play - Scott Pilgrim vs  the World 00:16 What do you play And I know you have reasons for not wanting talk about your past - Scott Pilgrim vs  the World 00:52 And I know you have reasons for not wanting talk about your... What kind of tea do you want - Scott Pilgrim vs  the World 00:54 What kind of tea do you want I've never even kissed a guy before - Scott Pilgrim vs  the World 00:14 I've never even kissed a guy before We are Sex Bob Omb and we are here to make you think about death and get sad and stuff - Scott Pilgrim vs  the World 00:24 We are Sex Bob Omb and we are here to make you think about... If you want something bad - Scott Pilgrim vs  the World 00:28 If you want something bad We have an unfinished business - Scott Pilgrim vs  the World 00:20 We have an unfinished business They have not started playing yet - Scott Pilgrim vs  the World 00:24 They have not started playing yet We are Sex Bob omb - Scott Pilgrim vs  the World 00:21 We are Sex Bob omb This song is called  I Am So Sad - Scott Pilgrim vs  the World 00:48 This song is called I Am So Sad Did you really see a future with this girl - Scott Pilgrim vs  the World 00:16 Did you really see a future with this girl You made me swallow my gum - Scott Pilgrim vs  the World 00:24 You made me swallow my gum I'm in lesbians with you - Scott Pilgrim vs  the World 00:15 I'm in lesbians with you We're fighting over Ramona - Scott Pilgrim vs  the World 00:29 We're fighting over Ramona You once were a ve gone - Scott Pilgrim vs  the World 00:17 You once were a ve gone Imbibing of half and half - Scott Pilgrim vs  the World 01:13 Imbibing of half and half What's the website for that - Scott Pilgrim vs  the World 00:13 What's the website for that Your BF's about to get eff'd in the b - Scott Pilgrim vs  the World 00:15 Your BF's about to get eff'd in the b Everything does suck - Scott Pilgrim vs  the World 00:11 Everything does suck The cleaning lady - Scott Pilgrim vs  the World 01:27 The cleaning lady Can this not be a one night stand - Scott Pilgrim vs  the World 01:00 Can this not be a one night stand You've got mail - Scott Pilgrim vs  the World 00:37 You've got mail You are incorrigible - Scott Pilgrim vs  the World 00:22 You are incorrigible That's not that bad - Scott Pilgrim vs  the World 00:22 That's not that bad Is there anywhere you don't work - Scott Pilgrim vs  the World 01:13 Is there anywhere you don't work I know I can be hard to be around sometimes - Scott Pilgrim vs  the World 00:49 I know I can be hard to be around sometimes That gossipy bitch - Scott Pilgrim vs  the World 00:11 That gossipy bitch Guess who's drunk - Scott Pilgrim vs  the World 00:17 Guess who's drunk Let's both be girls - Scott Pilgrim vs  the World 00:11 Let's both be girls Why can't we have our own secret shows - Scott Pilgrim vs  the World 00:22 Why can't we have our own secret shows Does that mean we can make out - Scott Pilgrim vs  the World 00:21 Does that mean we can make out You're the salt of the earth - Scott Pilgrim vs  the World 00:18 You're the salt of the earth He punched the highlights out of her hair - Scott Pilgrim vs  the World 00:15 He punched the highlights out of her hair And you didn't bang her - Scott Pilgrim vs  the World 00:29 And you didn't bang her Who is that girl again - Scott Pilgrim vs  the World 00:19 Who is that girl again You'll pay for your crimes against humanity - Scott Pilgrim vs  the World 00:16 You'll pay for your crimes against humanity I'm too cool for you anyway - Scott Pilgrim vs  the World 00:13 I'm too cool for you anyway This is impossible - Scott Pilgrim vs  the World 00:17 This is impossible You know what really sucks - Scott Pilgrim vs  the World 00:12 You know what really sucks I want to have his adopted babies - Scott Pilgrim vs  the World 00:14 I want to have his adopted babies Somebody bring me my board - Scott Pilgrim vs  the World 00:16 Somebody bring me my board Hey You totally came - Scott Pilgrim vs  the World 00:16 Hey You totally came I had this totally weird dream - Scott Pilgrim vs  the World 00:44 I had this totally weird dream What's up with his outfit - Scott Pilgrim vs  the World 00:21 What's up with his outfit My name is Crash - Scott Pilgrim vs  the World 00:20 My name is Crash If your life had a face - Scott Pilgrim vs  the World 00:26 If your life had a face You're pretentious - Scott Pilgrim vs  the World 00:14 You're pretentious Every Pilgrim reaches the end of it's journey - Scott Pilgrim vs  the World 00:21 Every Pilgrim reaches the end of it's journey You broke the heart that broke mine - Scott Pilgrim vs  the World 00:14 You broke the heart that broke mine And I will end you - Scott Pilgrim vs  the World 00:11 And I will end you She changed her hair - Scott Pilgrim vs  the World 00:37 She changed her hair I have distressing news - Scott Pilgrim vs  the World 00:25 I have distressing news I was more alone when we were together than I ever was on my own - Scott Pilgrim vs  the World 00:20 I was more alone when we were together than I ever was on my... You should break up with your fake highschool girlfriend - Scott Pilgrim vs  the World 00:27 You should break up with your fake highschool girlfriend Prepare to feel the wrath of the League of the Evil Exes - Scott Pilgrim vs  the World 00:18 Prepare to feel the wrath of the League of the Evil Exes You just headbutted my boyfriend so hard he burst - Scott Pilgrim vs  the World 00:17 You just headbutted my boyfriend so hard he burst Oh I'd love to postpone - Scott Pilgrim vs  the World 00:23 Oh I'd love to postpone You know this girl - Scott Pilgrim vs  the World 00:24 You know this girl She knows we suck - Scott Pilgrim vs  the World 00:11 She knows we suck It won't just be Knives wearing Sex Bom Omb shirts - Scott Pilgrim vs  the World 00:22 It won't just be Knives wearing Sex Bom Omb shirts You know I love you - Scott Pilgrim vs  the World 00:49 You know I love you I partake not in the meat - Scott Pilgrim vs  the World 00:19 I partake not in the meat It was just a phase - Scott Pilgrim vs  the World 00:27 It was just a phase If you got a problem with it - Scott Pilgrim vs  the World 00:26 If you got a problem with it What are you doing - Scott Pilgrim vs  the World 00:11 What are you doing You punched me in the boob - Scott Pilgrim vs  the World 00:12 You punched me in the boob Kick her in the balls - Scott Pilgrim vs  the World 00:11 Kick her in the balls Then I shall be forced to grant you a swift exit from the premises - Scott Pilgrim vs  the World 00:46 Then I shall be forced to grant you a swift exit from the... He was a snot nosed little brat - Scott Pilgrim vs  the World 00:27 He was a snot nosed little brat That guy on bass - Scott Pilgrim vs  the World 00:10 That guy on bass They changed it because - Scott Pilgrim vs  the World 01:02 They changed it because What a perfect asshole - Scott Pilgrim vs  the World 00:12 What a perfect asshole I was thinking about asking you out - Scott Pilgrim vs  the World 02:59 I was thinking about asking you out We all have baggage - Scott Pilgrim vs  the World 00:11 We all have baggage I don't think I can hit a girl - Scott Pilgrim vs  the World 00:13 I don't think I can hit a girl Steal my boyfriend - Scott Pilgrim vs  the World 00:11 Steal my boyfriend I just wanna say I feel terrible about earlier - Scott Pilgrim vs  the World 02:11 I just wanna say I feel terrible about earlier Is this a nightmare - Scott Pilgrim vs  the World 00:35 Is this a nightmare What about Ramona Flowers - Scott Pilgrim vs  the World 00:12 What about Ramona Flowers Take it up with Liberace's ghost - Scott Pilgrim vs  the World 00:20 Take it up with Liberace's ghost Not that I care - Scott Pilgrim vs  the World 00:25 Not that I care

Cast

Scott Pilgrim - Michael Cera
Wallace Wells - Kieran Culkin
Stacey Pilgrim - Anna Kendrick
Kim Pine - Alison Pill
Julie Powers - Aubrey Plaza
Ramona Flowers - Mary Elizabeth Winstead
Gideon Graves - Jason Schwartzman
Young Neil - Johnny Simmons
Stephen Stills - Mark Webber
Knives Chau - Ellen Wong
Matthew Patel - Satya Bhabha
Party Goer (as Will Seatle Bowes) - Will Bowes
Party Goer - Celine Lepage
Kyle Katayanagi - Keita Saitou
Party Goer (as Mark LeRoy) - Mark Leroy
Other Scott - Ben Lewis
Promoter - Matt Watts
Monique - Ingrid Haas
Party Goer (as Marlee Otto) - Marley Otto
Demon Hipster Chick - Christine Watson
Lucas Lee - Chris Evans
Tamara Chen - Chantelle Chung
Director - Don McKellar
Goon (as Jung Yul Kim) - Jung-Yul Kim
Crash - Erik Knudsen
Envy Adams - Brie Larson
Trasha - Abigail Chu
Roxy Richter - Mae Whitman
Lynette Guycott - Tennessee Thomas
Todd Ingram - Brandon Routh
Winifred Hailey - Emily Kassie
Ken Katayanagi - Shôta Saitô
Lollipop Hipster - John Patrick Amedori
Elevator Hipster - Joe Dinicol
Elevator Hipster - Craig Stickland
The Voice (voice) - Bill Hader
Lucas Lee's Filmset Crew - Alice Alexander
Bouncer - Ryan Allen
Vegan Police - Clifton Collins Jr.
First Assistant Director - Walter Gasparovic
Vegan Police - Thomas Jane
Lucas Lee's Stunt Team Leader - Reuben Langdon
Lee's Palace Bar Patron - Hope Larson
Roadie - Chuck Little
Lil' Lobo - Jéssica Lobo
Girlfriend #1 - Jessica Martins
Party Goer - Tara Mason
Bouncer - Jeff Moffitt
Lee's Palace Bar Patron - Bryan Lee O'Malley
Film Tech Casa Loma - Jim Reischl
Party Girl - Sydney Van Delft
Bartender - Joe Vercillo
Lee's Palace Bar Patron - Joshua William James