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"Scott Pilgrim vs the World" quotes

Scott Pilgrim vs  the World poster
As bass guitarist for a garage-rock band, Scott Pilgrim has never had trouble getting a girlfriend; usually, the problem is getting rid of them. But when Ramona Flowers skates into his heart, he finds she has the most troublesome baggage of all: an army of ex-boyfriends who will stop at nothing to eliminate him from her list of suitors.

Director: Edgar Wright
Writer: Michael Bacall, Edgar Wright, Bryan Lee O'Malley
Production: N/A
Year: 2010
MetaScore: 69/100
ImdbRating: 7.5
BoxOffice: $33,281,690
Released: 13 Aug 2010
Awards: 17 wins & 64 nominations
Not that I care - Scott Pilgrim vs  the World 00:08 Not that I care Take it up with Liberace's ghost - Scott Pilgrim vs  the World 00:06 Take it up with Liberace's ghost Can we please stop all this fighting Nobody stole anybody - Scott Pilgrim vs  the World 00:52 Can we please stop all this fighting Nobody stole anybody That is evil - Scott Pilgrim vs  the World 00:04 That is evil I didn't make up the gay rulebook - Scott Pilgrim vs  the World 00:06 I didn't make up the gay rulebook I wanna have his adopted babies - Scott Pilgrim vs  the World 00:11 I wanna have his adopted babies What about Ramona Flowers - Scott Pilgrim vs  the World 00:07 What about Ramona Flowers I just wanna say I feel terrible about earlier - Scott Pilgrim vs  the World 01:06 I just wanna say I feel terrible about earlier ALL GASP Game over - Scott Pilgrim vs  the World 00:17 ALL GASP Game over I don't think I can hit a girl - Scott Pilgrim vs  the World 00:06 I don't think I can hit a girl Well it was nice meeting you - Scott Pilgrim vs  the World 00:11 Well it was nice meeting you Is this a nightmare - Scott Pilgrim vs  the World 00:12 Is this a nightmare Steal my boyfriend - Scott Pilgrim vs  the World 00:05 Steal my boyfriend What a perfect asshole - Scott Pilgrim vs  the World 00:05 What a perfect asshole Presumably you just saw some guy's junk - Scott Pilgrim vs  the World 00:29 Presumably you just saw some guy's junk We all have baggage - Scott Pilgrim vs  the World 00:05 We all have baggage Kick her in the balls - Scott Pilgrim vs  the World 00:05 Kick her in the balls I was thinking about asking you out - Scott Pilgrim vs  the World 01:08 I was thinking about asking you out How's life He seems nice - Scott Pilgrim vs  the World 00:06 How's life He seems nice You know this girl - Scott Pilgrim vs  the World 00:13 You know this girl What are you doing - Scott Pilgrim vs  the World 00:08 What are you doing Ciao Knives - Scott Pilgrim vs  the World 00:06 Ciao Knives Oh I'd love to postpone - Scott Pilgrim vs  the World 00:09 Oh I'd love to postpone I have to pee - Scott Pilgrim vs  the World 00:03 I have to pee I partake not in the meat - Scott Pilgrim vs  the World 00:08 I partake not in the meat If you got a problem with it - Scott Pilgrim vs  the World 00:06 If you got a problem with it You know I love you - Scott Pilgrim vs  the World 00:36 You know I love you He was a snot nosed little brat - Scott Pilgrim vs  the World 00:11 He was a snot nosed little brat Prepare to feel the wrath of the League of the Evil Exes - Scott Pilgrim vs  the World 00:09 Prepare to feel the wrath of the League of the Evil Exes Then I shall be forced to grant you a swift exit from the premises - Scott Pilgrim vs  the World 00:24 Then I shall be forced to grant you a swift exit from the... It was just a phase - Scott Pilgrim vs  the World 00:14 It was just a phase Is Scott here - Scott Pilgrim vs  the World 00:08 Is Scott here You punched me in the boob - Scott Pilgrim vs  the World 00:07 You punched me in the boob That guy on bass - Scott Pilgrim vs  the World 00:12 That guy on bass It won't just be Knives wearing Sex Bom Omb shirts - Scott Pilgrim vs  the World 00:09 It won't just be Knives wearing Sex Bom Omb shirts She knows we suck - Scott Pilgrim vs  the World 00:13 She knows we suck And I will end you - Scott Pilgrim vs  the World 00:05 And I will end you You broke the heart that broke mine - Scott Pilgrim vs  the World 00:06 You broke the heart that broke mine You're pretentious - Scott Pilgrim vs  the World 00:07 You're pretentious What's up with his outfit - Scott Pilgrim vs  the World 00:12 What's up with his outfit They changed it because - Scott Pilgrim vs  the World 00:45 They changed it because I was more alone when we were together than I ever was on my own - Scott Pilgrim vs  the World 00:15 I was more alone when we were together than I ever was on my... I had this totally weird dream - Scott Pilgrim vs  the World 00:26 I had this totally weird dream She changed her hair - Scott Pilgrim vs  the World 00:21 She changed her hair Every Pilgrim reaches the end of it's journey - Scott Pilgrim vs  the World 00:08 Every Pilgrim reaches the end of it's journey The only thing keeping me and her apart - Scott Pilgrim vs  the World 00:07 The only thing keeping me and her apart You just headbutted my boyfriend so hard he burst - Scott Pilgrim vs  the World 00:11 You just headbutted my boyfriend so hard he burst They had a huge fight or whatever - Scott Pilgrim vs  the World 00:03 They had a huge fight or whatever You should break up with your fake highschool girlfriend - Scott Pilgrim vs  the World 00:11 You should break up with your fake highschool girlfriend ENVY Short answer - Scott Pilgrim vs  the World 00:12 ENVY Short answer I have distressing news - Scott Pilgrim vs  the World 00:11 I have distressing news I want to have his adopted babies - Scott Pilgrim vs  the World 00:11 I want to have his adopted babies Hey You totally came - Scott Pilgrim vs  the World 00:12 Hey You totally came My name is Crash - Scott Pilgrim vs  the World 00:08 My name is Crash Believe it or not I actually dated Scott in high school - Scott Pilgrim vs  the World 00:13 Believe it or not I actually dated Scott in high school You know what really sucks - Scott Pilgrim vs  the World 00:11 You know what really sucks Somebody bring me my board - Scott Pilgrim vs  the World 00:13 Somebody bring me my board This is impossible - Scott Pilgrim vs  the World 00:11 This is impossible He punched the highlights out of her hair - Scott Pilgrim vs  the World 00:05 He punched the highlights out of her hair We are Sex Bob Omb and we are here to watch - Scott Pilgrim vs  the World 00:08 We are Sex Bob Omb and we are here to watch You'll pay for your crimes against humanity - Scott Pilgrim vs  the World 00:09 You'll pay for your crimes against humanity I know I can be hard to be around sometimes - Scott Pilgrim vs  the World 00:22 I know I can be hard to be around sometimes Why can't we have our own secret shows - Scott Pilgrim vs  the World 00:05 Why can't we have our own secret shows I'm too cool for you anyway - Scott Pilgrim vs  the World 00:11 I'm too cool for you anyway And you didn't bang her - Scott Pilgrim vs  the World 00:12 And you didn't bang her Who is that girl again - Scott Pilgrim vs  the World 00:24 Who is that girl again You're the salt of the earth - Scott Pilgrim vs  the World 00:07 You're the salt of the earth That gossipy bitch - Scott Pilgrim vs  the World 00:07 That gossipy bitch Guess who's drunk - Scott Pilgrim vs  the World 00:11 Guess who's drunk Let's both be girls - Scott Pilgrim vs  the World 00:17 Let's both be girls Does that mean we can make out - Scott Pilgrim vs  the World 00:15 Does that mean we can make out That's not that bad - Scott Pilgrim vs  the World 00:11 That's not that bad Were you the Pac Man guy No - Scott Pilgrim vs  the World 00:13 Were you the Pac Man guy No Is there anywhere you don't work - Scott Pilgrim vs  the World 00:18 Is there anywhere you don't work Can this not be a one night stand - Scott Pilgrim vs  the World 00:30 Can this not be a one night stand The cleaning lady - Scott Pilgrim vs  the World 01:01 The cleaning lady Everything does suck - Scott Pilgrim vs  the World 00:20 Everything does suck Your BF's about to get eff'd in the b - Scott Pilgrim vs  the World 00:06 Your BF's about to get eff'd in the b What's the website for that - Scott Pilgrim vs  the World 00:08 What's the website for that You are incorrigible - Scott Pilgrim vs  the World 00:08 You are incorrigible We are Sex Bob omb - Scott Pilgrim vs  the World 00:07 We are Sex Bob omb You've got mail - Scott Pilgrim vs  the World 00:12 You've got mail Imbibing of half and half - Scott Pilgrim vs  the World 00:35 Imbibing of half and half You made me swallow my gum - Scott Pilgrim vs  the World 00:12 You made me swallow my gum We're fighting over Ramona - Scott Pilgrim vs  the World 00:13 We're fighting over Ramona This song is called  I Am So Sad - Scott Pilgrim vs  the World 00:26 This song is called I Am So Sad You once were a ve gone - Scott Pilgrim vs  the World 00:12 You once were a ve gone Did you really see a future with this girl - Scott Pilgrim vs  the World 00:10 Did you really see a future with this girl I'm in lesbians with you - Scott Pilgrim vs  the World 00:04 I'm in lesbians with you If I peed my pants would you pretend I just got wet from the rain - Scott Pilgrim vs  the World 00:05 If I peed my pants would you pretend I just got wet from the... They have not started playing yet - Scott Pilgrim vs  the World 00:14 They have not started playing yet We have an unfinished business - Scott Pilgrim vs  the World 00:08 We have an unfinished business If you want something bad - Scott Pilgrim vs  the World 00:13 If you want something bad And I know you have reasons for not wanting talk about your past - Scott Pilgrim vs  the World 00:15 And I know you have reasons for not wanting talk about your... I've never even kissed a guy before - Scott Pilgrim vs  the World 00:09 I've never even kissed a guy before What kind of tea do you want - Scott Pilgrim vs  the World 00:21 What kind of tea do you want I'm gonna go pee due to boredom - Scott Pilgrim vs  the World 00:11 I'm gonna go pee due to boredom We are Sex Bob Omb and we are here to make you think about death and get sad and stuff - Scott Pilgrim vs  the World 00:06 We are Sex Bob Omb and we are here to make you think about... I could eat it for every meal - Scott Pilgrim vs  the World 00:13 I could eat it for every meal What do you play - Scott Pilgrim vs  the World 00:08 What do you play Not that I do drugs - Scott Pilgrim vs  the World 00:10 Not that I do drugs If your life had a face - Scott Pilgrim vs  the World 00:26 If your life had a face

Cast

Scott Pilgrim - Michael Cera
Wallace Wells - Kieran Culkin
Stacey Pilgrim - Anna Kendrick
Kim Pine - Alison Pill
Julie Powers - Aubrey Plaza