Freeze! Vegan Police! Vegan Police! imbibing of half-and-half. That's bullroar! No vegan...
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Vegan Police:
Freeze! Vegan Police!
Vegan Police:
Vegan Police!
Vegan Police:
Todd Ingram, you're under arrest for Veganity Violation Code Number 827: imbibing of half-and-half.
Todd Ingram:
That's bullroar!
Vegan Police:
No vegan diet, no vegan powers!
Todd Ingram:
But-But this is only my first offense. Don't I get three strikes? I mean...
Vegan Police:
[to Policeman #2]
Take it.
Vegan Police:
[whips out notepad]
12:47 on February 1st: You knowingly ingested gelato.
Todd Ingram:
Gelato isn't vegan?
Vegan Police:
It's milk and eggs, bitch.
Vegan Police:
[still reading]
On April 4th, 7:30 pm, you partook of a plate of chicken Parmesan.
[Envy gasps, then glares at Todd]
Todd Ingram:
[feeble]
Chicken isn't vegan?
Transcript
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Freeze Vegan police
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Vegan police
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Todd Ingram you're under arrest for veganity violation
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code number 827 imbibement of half and half
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That's bullroar
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No vegan diet no vegan powers
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But it's only my first offense
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Don't I get three strikes I mean
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Take it
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At 12 27 a m on February 1 st
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you knowingly ingested gelato
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Gelato isn't vegan
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It's milk and eggs bitch
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On April 4th 7 30 p m you partook a plate of chicken parmesan
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GASPS
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Chicken isn't vegan
Clip duration: 35 seconds
Views: 565
Timestamp in movie: 01h 10m 08s
Uploaded: 22 November, 2022
Genres: action, comedy, romance
Summary: As bass guitarist for a garage-rock band, Scott Pilgrim has never had trouble getting a girlfriend; usually, the problem is getting rid of them. But when Ramona Flowers skates into his heart, he finds she has the most troublesome baggage of all: an army of ex-boyfriends who will stop at nothing to eliminate him from her list of suitors.
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00:06 Your BF's about to get eff'd in the b
00:20 Everything does suck
01:01 The cleaning lady
00:30 Can this not be a one night stand
00:12 You've got mail
00:08 You are incorrigible
00:11 That's not that bad
00:18 Is there anywhere you don't work
00:22 I know I can be hard to be around sometimes
00:07 That gossipy bitch
00:11 Guess who's drunk
00:17 Let's both be girls
00:05 Why can't we have our own secret shows
00:15 Does that mean we can make out
00:07 You're the salt of the earth
00:05 He punched the highlights out of her hair
00:12 And you didn't bang her
00:24 Who is that girl again
00:09 You'll pay for your crimes against humanity