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Tell it to the cleaning lady on MondayWhatBecause you'll be dust by MondayUmBecause you'll be pulverized in two secondsAnd the cleaning lady she cleans up dustShe dustsSo so what's on MondayWell

Scott Pilgrim vs the World

Sounds like someone wants to get... funky

Scott Pilgrim vs the World • 2010

Todd Ingram:
Tell it to the cleaning lady on Monday.Scott Pilgrim:What?Todd Ingram:Because you'll be dust by Monday... Because you'll be pulverized in two seconds. The cleaning lady? She cleans up... dust. She dusts.Scott Pilgrim:So, what's on Monday?Todd Ingram:'Cause... it's Friday now, she's the weekends off, so... Monday, right?"Envy Adams:Basically, you can't win this fight, so you better give up on this girl, 'cause Todd's gonna kill you.Scott Pilgrim:You used to be so nice!Stephen Stills:Um, Scott, we're gonna go to Pizza-pizza for a slice, call us when you're done...Envy Adams:Oh, he'll be done, real soon...Todd Ingram: Sounds like someone wants to get... funky

Full Transcript

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Tell it to the cleaning lady on Monday

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What

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Because you'll be dust by Monday

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Um

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Because you'll be pulverized in two seconds

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And the cleaning lady she cleans up dust

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She dusts

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So so what's on Monday

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Well 'cause it's Friday now

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She has the weekends off so

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Monday Right

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Ugh basically you can't win this fight

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so you're gonna have to give up this girl

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'cause Todd's gonna kill you

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You used to be so nice

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Aah

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Scott's scream echoes

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Uh Scott we're gonna go to Pizza Pizza for a slice

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Call us when you're done

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Oh he'll be done

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Real soon

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bass guitar strums

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Sounds like someone wants to get funky

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قل لهذا لعاملة النظافه يوم الإثنين

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ماذا

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لأنك ستكون غبارا يوم الإثنين

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لأني سأطحنك لتصير غبارا في ثانيتين

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و عاملة النظافه تنظف الغبار

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تنظف الغبار

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و ماذا عن يوم الإثنين

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إننا في يوم الجمعه و هي في عطلة نهاية الا سبوع

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حتى يوم الإثنين أليس كذلك

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الخلاصه أنك لن تربح هذه المعركه

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فيجب عليك أن تترك هذه الفتاه

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و إلا قتلك تود

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إنك كنت لطيفه

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سكوت سنذهب إلى بيتزا بيتزا

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هاتفنا عندما تنتهي من هذا

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إنه سينتهي حالا

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شخص ما يحاول أن يكون مميزا

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J'ai fréquenté Lucas jusqu'à ce que je rencontre Todd

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BISOU BISOU

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Ce n'est pas très gentil mais avant j'étais comme ça

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On détestait tout le monde On brisait des trucs On se fichait de tout

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Il a fait un trou dans la Lune pour moi

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C'était fou

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Une semaine et demie plus tard son père l'envoyait à l'Académie végétalienne

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alors je l'ai laissé

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C'est toujours toi qui mets fin à tes relations

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Tu n'as jamais été laissée

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Oui j'étais une vraie salope

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C'est un peu pour ça que j'ai déménagé ici

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Je voulais vraiment tout oublier ça

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Les tourtereaux

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On n'a pas fini moi et lui

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Lui et moi

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Ne me donne pas de leçon de grammaire

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Je ne t'aime pas capisce

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Tu diras ça à la femme de ménage lundi

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Quoi

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Lundi tu seras poussière

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Car dans deux secondes je vais te pulvériser

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Et la femme de ménage elle nettoie la poussière

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Elle époussette

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Erzähl das am Montag der Putzfrau

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Denn am Montag wirst du Staub sein

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Ich pulverisiere dich in zwei Sekunden

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Und für Staub ist die Putzfrau zuständig

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Sie kehrt

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Und wieso Montag

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Weil heute Freitag ist Am Wochenende hat sie frei darum

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Montag Stimmt doch oder

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Du kannst hier nicht gewinnen

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Lass die Finger von dem Mädchen sonst legt Todd dich um

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Du warst einmal so nett

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Scott wir gehen zu Pizza Pizza n Stück Pizza essen

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Ruf uns an wenn du fertig bist

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Er wird bald fertig sein Sehr bald

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Klingt als würde da jemand ordentlich den Funk rausholen

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Jangan sok ngajarin bahasa

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Katakan pada pembantu di hari Senin

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Apa

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Karena kau akan jadi debu di hari Senin

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Um

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Karena aku akan melumatkanmu dalam dua detik

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Dan si pembantu itu dia akan membersihkan debunya

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Dia bersih bersih

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Terus kenapa musti Senin

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Karena hari ini Jum'at Dia kan libur makanya

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Senin kan

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Intinya kau ta'kan menang

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kau akan menyerahkan gadis itu

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karena Todd akan membunuhmu

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Dulunya kau baik

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Scott kita mau ke Pizza Pizza buat makan

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Telepon kalo udah rampung ya

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Sebentar lagi dia akan rampung

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根本的に勝てない

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彼女は諦めなトッドが君を殺す

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前は可愛かったのにな

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スコット先にピザピザに食べに行くよ

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収まったら電話して

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彼は行くわすぐに

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俺を誘う様なこの音

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熱いぜ

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ベースバトル

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Ты динамила всех парней с которыми встречалась

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Тебя саму никогда не отшивали

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Послушай мне нравилось быть стервой

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Это одна из причин моего переезда сюда

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Я действительно просто хочу оставить все это позади

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Эй пташки

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У меня и его есть незаконченные дела

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У меня с ним

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Ты меня грамматике не учи

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Ты мне не нравишься вкурил

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Расскажешь об этом уборщице в понедельник

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Что

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К понедельнику ты превратишься в пыль

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Эмм

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Потому что я тебя в порошок сотру через пару секунд

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А уборщица она же вытирает пыль

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Пыль вытирает

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А причем тут понедельник

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Сегодня же пятница Впереди у неё выходные так что

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Понедельник правильно

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Короче говоря тебе не выиграть бой

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Тебе придется забыть об этой девушке

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Потому что Тодд тебя прикончит

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Ты была такой милой

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Has dejado a todos con los que has salido

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Nunca te han dejado a ti

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Mira reconozco que he sido una perra

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Es parte de la razón por la que vine aquí

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De veras quería dejar todo eso atrás

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Hola tórtolos

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Yo y él tenemos asuntos pendientes

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Él y yo

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No me hables a mí de gramática

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Me desagradas capiche

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Díselo a la de la limpieza el lunes

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Qué

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Estarás hecho polvo el lunes

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Te pulverizaré en dos segundos

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Y la de la limpieza limpia el polvo

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Desempolva

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Por qué el lunes

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Porque hoy es viernes No trabaja en fin de semana

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El lunes

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No

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Básicamente no puedes ganar esta pelea

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Tienes que renunciar a esa chica o Todd te matará

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Antes eras muy agradable

Available in 8 languages

Duration

61 seconds

Views

2,796

Timestamp in Movie

01:07:06

Uploaded

Feb 14, 2026

Genres

action, comedy, romance

Production

Marc Platt Productions,Big Talk Studios,Closed on Mondays Entertainment,dentsu

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Movie Summary

As bass guitarist for a garage-rock band, Scott Pilgrim has never had trouble getting a girlfriend; usually, the problem is getting rid of them. But when Ramona Flowers skates into his heart, he finds she has the most troublesome baggage of all: an army of ex-boyfriends who will stop at nothing to eliminate him from her list of suitors.

Actors

Todd Ingram

Scott Pilgrim

Envy Adams

Stephen Stills