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Randy:Told ya I'd make a movie someday, huh?Sidney:Oh my god.Randy:Well, if you're watching this tape, it means as I feared. I did not survive these killings here at Windsor College. And that giving up my virginity to Karen Kolchec at the video store was probably not a good idea.Dewey:Karen Kolchec?Randy:Yes, Karen Kolchec.Dewey:Creepy Karen?Randy:Shut up. She's a sweet person, okay? We were working late. We were putting away some videos in the porno section and ya know, shit happens.paul: Open the door Randy.Randy:15 minutes.paul: It's my room too.Randy:Paul, 15 minutes. I'm leaving my legacy.Randy:15 minutes Paul. Damn! Anyway, the reason I am here is to help you so that my death will not be in vain; that my life's work will save some other poor soul from getting mutilated. If this killer does come back and he's for real, there are a few things that you gotta remember. Is this simply another sequel? Well if it is, same rules apply. But here's the critical thing: if you find yourself dealing with an unexpected backstory and a preponderance of exposition, then the sequel rules do not apply. Because you are not dealing with a sequel, you are dealing with the concluding chapter of a trilogy.Dewey:Trilogy?Randy:That's right. It's a rarity in the horror field but it does exist, and it is a force to be reckoned with. Because true trilogies are all about going back to the beginning and discovering something that wasn't true from the get go. Godfather, Jedi, all revealed something that we thought was true that wasn't true. So if it is a trilogy you are dealing with, here are some super trilogy rules: 1. You got a killer who's going to be super human. Stabbing him won't work. Shooting him won't work. Basically in the third one you gotta cryogenically freeze his head, decapitate him, or blow him up. 2. Anyone including the main character can die. This means you Syd. I'm sorry. It's the final chapter. It could be fucking 'Reservoir Dogs' by the time this thing is through. Number 3. The past will come back to bite you in the ass. Whatever you think you know about the past, forget it. The past is not at rest. Any sins you think were committed in the past are about to break out and destroy you. So in closing, let me say good luck, god speed, and for some of you, I'll see you soon. 'Cause the rules say some of you ain't gonna make it. I didn't, not if you're watching this tape
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Told ya I'd make a movie someday Huh
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Oh my God Well if you're watching this tape
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it means as I feared I did not survive these killings
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here at Windsor College and that giving up my virginity
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to Karen Kolchakat the video store was probably not a good idea
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Karen Kolchak Yes Karen Kolchak
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Creepy Karen Shut up She's a sweet person okay
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We were workin'late We were puttin' away some videos in the porno section
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and you know shit happens
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Open the door Randy Fifteen minutes
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It's my room too Paul 15 minutes
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I'm leaving my legacy
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Fifteen minutes Paul Damn Anyway
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the reason I'm here is to help you so that my death will not be in vain
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That my life's work will help save some other poor soul from getting mutilated
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If this killer does come back and he's for real
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there are a few things that you gotta remember
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Is this simply another sequel Well if it is same rules apply
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But here's the critical thing If you find yourself dealing
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with an unexpected back story and ap reponderance
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of exposition then the sequel rules do not apply
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Because you're not dealing with the sequel You are dealing with
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the concluding chapter of a trilogy
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Trilogy That's right It's a rarity in the horror field
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but it does exist and it is a force to be reckoned with
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Because true trilogies are all about going back to the beginning
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and discovering something that wasn 't true from the get go
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Godfather Jedi all revealed something
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that we thought was true that wasn 't true
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So if it is a trilogy you are dealing with
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here are some super trilogy rules
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One You've got a killer who's gonna be superhuman
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Stabbing him won't work Shooting him won't work
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Basically in the third one you've gotta cryogenically freeze his head
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decapitate him or blowhim up
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Number two Anyone including the main character can die
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This means you Sid I'm sorry It's the final chapter
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It could be fuckin' Reservoir Dogs by the time this thing is through
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Number three The past will come back to bite you in the ass
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Whatever you think you know about the past forget it
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The past is not at rest Any sins you think
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were committed in the past are about to break out and destroy you
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So in closing let me say
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goodluck Godspeed
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and for some of you I'll see you soon
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'Cause the rules say some of you ain't gonna make it I didn't
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Not if you're watching this tape
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Të thashë se do të bëja një film një ditë
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Oh Zoti im
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Epo nëse jeni duke parë këtë kasetë do të thotë
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siç frikësohesha nuk kam mbijetuar vrasjet këtu në Windsor College
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dhe se heqja dorë nga virgjëria ime me Karen Kolchak
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në dyqanin e videove ndoshta nuk ishte një ide e mirë
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Karen Kolchak Po Karen Kolchak
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Kareni e çuditshme Hesht Është person i ëmbël në rregull
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Po punonim vonë Vendosnim disa video në seksionin porno
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dhe ju e dini ndodh mut
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Hape derën Randy Pesëmbëdhjetë minuta
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Është edhe dhoma ime Paul 15 minuta
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Po lë trashëgiminë time
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Pesëmbëdhjetë minuta Paul Dreqin
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Sidoqoftë arsyeja që jam këtu është t'ju ndihmoj vdekja ime të mos jetë e kotë
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Se puna ime jetësore do të ndihmojë të shpëtoj disa shpirta nga gjymtimi
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Nëse ky vrasës kthehet dhe ai është i vërtetë
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ka disa gjëra që duhet ta mbani mend
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A është ky thjesht një vazhdim tjetër Nëse po zbatohen të njëjtat rregulla
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Por këtu është gjëja kritike Nëse e gjeni veten duke u marrë
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me një storje të papritur dhe një mbizotërim të ekspozitës
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atëherë rregullat e vazhdimit nuk zbatohen
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Sepse nuk keni të bëni me vazhdimin
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Keni të bëni me kapitullin përmbyllës të një trilogjie
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Trilogji Ashtu është
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Është një gjë e rrallë në fushën e horrorit
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por ekziston dhe është një forcë për t'u llogaritur
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Sepse trilogjitë e vërteta janë mbi të gjitha janë kthimi në fillim
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dhe duke zbuluar diçka kjo nuk ishte e vërtetë që nga fillimi
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Kumbari Jedi të gjithë zbuluan diçka
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që ne menduam se ishte e vërtetë kjo nuk ishte e vërtetë
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Pra nëse është një trilogji me të cilën ballafaqoheni
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këtu janë disa rregulla super trilogjike
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Një Keni një vrasës që do të jetë mbinjerëzor
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Të godasësh me thikë nuk do funksionojë Të qëllosh atë nuk do të funksionojë
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Në thelb në të tretën duhet të ngrish kokën në mënyrë kriogjenike
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presh kokën ose të hedhni në erë
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Numri dy Kushdo duke përfshirë personazhin kryesor mund të vdesë
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Kjo do të thotë ti Sid Më vjen keq Është kapitulli i fundit
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Mund të jenë Reservoir Dogs derisa kjo gjë ka përfunduar
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Numri tre E shkuara do kthehet të të kafshojë në bythë
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Çfarëdo që mendoni se dini për të kaluarën harrojeni
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E kaluara nuk pushon
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Çdo mëkat që mendoni se janë kryer në të kaluarën
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do të shpërthejnë dhe do t'ju shkatërrojnë
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Pra në mbyllje më lejoni të them
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fat të mbarë
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dhe për disa prej jush do të shihemi së shpejti
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'Sepse rregullat thonë disa prej jush nuk do t'ia dalin Unë nuk ia dola
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Jo nëse po e shikoni këtë kasetë
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ב ד הל ה םבד םזד ד נ
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זו ם בול ה ד ו ז ו ב ם
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ו ם הל הל בד ה ז ו ו בד
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וה ז בםו זםה ז זם ז ה ה בל ה ם ל
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ב םה זבם ם ל ד ב ב ם םז בד ה ם
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םה זבם ם ם ה ד םה זבם ם ם
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םה ב ם ל הו ה ה ה ב ם
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ב ה ה דב ל ז ד זהה ד ב בד ב ם
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ז ה ד ז ב דז ב ל
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ב ם ה ל 5
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הו ל ם נ ם זב
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ה ז ם ל
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ם זב
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ז ז ל וה וז ד ד זו דז ל בה ם ם ו נ
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זו ו םה ז ל דה ב ב
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ב ב
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וה ב ם ם ה זו
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וב ו הז ה ב וה ז
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זו ו ל ז ד ה ד דבזה
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ד דה בד ל ם ד ז ו
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ב ז הםה ב ם ב ם
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ב ה ד דבזה ד
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ב ב ב ם דה ב ב ם
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ב ם ו ם הו ל ב ד ב
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זב הו דז ז
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ב ה ב ב ב ם ל ב ב ם ז בב ם
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ז ם בד ה דז ז דה ב
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ב ב ז ל ב ם ל בוד
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ז ה ם הז ם הז הו ם זב ד ה ב
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ה בז ה ב ם ה ד דבזה ד
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וה ז הםה בב ב ם
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1 ב ם ב
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ה בה םה ב ב בםו בה םה
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דבם נ ל ב ב ב בו
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ם ו
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ד 2 ל זם דה ב ב ם ב ם ם םד ה ה םדז
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ו ם הל ה ם ם ה הו ב ב ב ם
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הו ם הל הו םד ה ה ם זה ל
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ד 3 בד םל ם ז זם
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דוד ם ה ב ל ו ה בד ל ה ו
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בד ל ב םדז ל ם
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ו ל בד ל ז הה הו ו ז ז ד
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ב ב זהל זב
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ם בבו ם ד
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ז זב ב ד ד ם נ
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ב ה ב ז הםה זב ה ד בה םה ז ה בד ה ז
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בם ה ו זה ב ב ם
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Rekao sam vam da ću snimiti film
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Moj Bože
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Ako gledate ovu snimku to znači
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da nisam preživio ubistva na Windsor Collegeu
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i da gubljenje nevinosti s Karen Kolchak
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u videoteci nije bila dobra ideja
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Karen Kolchak Da Karen Kolchak
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Jeziva Karen Začepite Draga je osoba
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Radili smo do kasno Vraćali smo porniće na policu
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i znate sranja se događaju
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Otvori vrata Randy Petnaest minuta
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To je i moja soba Paule 15 minuta
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Ostavljam svoje naslijeđe
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Petnaest minuta Kvragu
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Ovdje sam kako bih vam pomogao da moja smrt ne bi bila uzaludna
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Da moje životno djelo pomogne da neko izbjegne masakr
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Ako se ubica vrati i bude ozbiljan
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morate zapamtiti nekoliko stvari
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Je li ovo nastavak Ako jest vrijede ista pravila
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Ali evo što je ključno Ako se suočavate
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s neočekivanom pozadinskom pričom i nadmoćnom ekspozicijom
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pravila nastavka ne vrijede
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Jer nemate posla s nastavkom
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Imate posla sa završnim poglavljem trilogije
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Trilogija Tako je
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Rijetkost u žanru horora
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ali postoji i to je moćna sila
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Jer se prave trilogije vraćaju na početak
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i razotkrivaju da je nešto bilo neistinito
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Kum Jedi svi otkrili da je nešto
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što smo smatrali istinitim zapravo laž
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Ako imate posla s trilogijom
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evo pravila trilogije
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Prvo Ubica će biti nadčovjek
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Ne možete ga probosti ni upucati
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U trećem nastavku morate mu zamrznuti glavu
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odrubiti je ili ga raznijeti
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Drugo Svako čak i glavni lik može umrijeti
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Mislim na tebe Sid Žao mi je Ovo je posljednje poglavlje
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Do kraja bi se mogao pretvoriti uReservoir Dogs
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Treće Prošlost će vam se obiti o glavu
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Šta god mislite da znate zaboravite
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Prošlost ne miruje
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Bilo koji grijeh iz prošlosti
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sada će se saznati i uništit će vas
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Kao zaključak dopustite da kažem
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sretno blagoslovljeni bili
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a neke od vas uskoro ću vidjeti
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Jer pravila kažu da neki od vas neće preživjeti Ja nisam
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Nisam ako gledate ovu kasetu
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Казах ви че някой ден ще направя филм
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Боже мой
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Е ако гледате този запис значи
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както се страхувах не съм оцелял след тези убийства тук в Уиндзор
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и първият ми път с Карън Колчак
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във видеотеката май не е бил добра идея
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Карън Колчак Да Карън Колчак
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Зловещата Карън Млъкни Тя е мил човек ясно
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Беше късно Прибирахме няколко касети в порно секцията
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и нали знаете случват се глупости
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Отвори вратата Ранди Петнадесет минути
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Това е и моята стая Пол 15 минути
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Оставям завещанието си
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Петнадесет минути Пол По дяволите
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И така причината да съм тук е да ви помогна за да не е напразна смъртта ми
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Да помогне работата на живота ми да спася някой клетник от намушкване
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Ако този убиец се върне и е истински
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има няколко неща които да запомните
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Просто ново продължение ли е Ако е така важат същите правила
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Но тук е най важното Ако откриете че имате работа
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с неочаквана предистория и превес на експозицията
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тогава правилата за продълженията не се прилагат
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Защото това не е продължение
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Това е заключителната глава на трилогия
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Трилогия Точно
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Рядкост в областта на ужасите
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но съществува и е сила с която трябва да се съобразим
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Защото истинските трилогии са за връщане към началото
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и откриване на нещо което е било лъжа
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Кръстникът Джедаят всички разкриха че нещо
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което смятахме за вярно не е било вярно
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Така че ако имаме работа с трилогия
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ето някои супер правила за трилогиите
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Първо Имате убиец който е свръхчовек
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Не става с нож Нито да го застреляте
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В третата част ще трябва да замразите главата му
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да го обезглавите или взривите
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Номер две Всеки включително главният герой може да умре
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Това включва теб Сид Съжалявам Това е последната глава
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Може да е като в Глутница кучета преди края
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Номер три Миналото ще се върне за да те захапе отзад
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Забравете миналото
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Миналото не е статично
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Всички грехове извършени в миналото
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са на път да избухнат и да ви унищожат
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Така че в заключение позволете ми да кажа
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късмет успех
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и към някои от вас ще се видим скоро
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Защото правилата гласят че някои от вас няма да оцелеят Аз не успях
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Не и ако гледате тази лента
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早就说了我总有一天 会拍一部电影的
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哦 天啊
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好吧 如果你们看到这片子
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这就意味着 我挂了
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没能在温莎大学
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这场屠杀中幸存下来 还有把我的贞操献给了
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影碟店的凯伦 高尔察克 不太好
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凯伦 高尔察克
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是的 凯伦 高尔察克
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疯子凯伦 闭嘴
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她是个小甜妞 好吗 我们通常工作到恨晚
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我们把一些色情片整理好
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然后 你们知道 做那事了
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开门 兰迪 15分钟
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这也是我的房间
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保尔 给我15分钟 我在留下我的遗物
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就15分钟 保尔 去死
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闲话少说 我是来帮助你们的
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这样对我的死也不会毫无价值
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我用生命换来的工作将会
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挽救很多可怜的人
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如果凶手真的回来的
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那么他就是来真的 有几件事你们要记住
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这只是简单的续集吗
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嗯 如果是的话 那么规则相通
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但是 关键就在这里
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如果你们发现自己是
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在经历一个完全陌生的 背景故事
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和一大堆的说明 那续集的规则就不适用
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因为你们经历的不是续集
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你们经历的是三部曲的终章
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三部曲 是的
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这是一个罕见的恐怖领域 但它确实存在
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而且它是一股不可忽视的力量
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因为真正的三部曲最终是 会回到原点并发先某些事
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从一开始就不是真的
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教父 绝地武士 我们认为是
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真的但那未必是真的
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所以如果你们经历的三部曲
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这里有一些超级三部曲的规则
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第一 你们面对的是个 超级杀手
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用刀桶他没用 用枪打他也没用
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基本来说 第三步
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你必须冻住他的头
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把他的头砍下来 或一枪打爆他的头
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第二 任何人 包括主角 都会死亡
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这就意味着是你 席德妮 抱歉 这是终章了
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事情可不会演变成电影 落水狗 里那种简单的仇杀
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第三 过去的事 会死咬着不放
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不管你认为自己有多了解过去 忘了它
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过去的事可没有 放弃对你的追逐
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你认为什么都已消散的罪恶
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即将爆发并吞噬你
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所以我私下告诉你们 祝你们 好运 上帝与你们同在
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每个人都一样 你们很快就能见到我
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因为规则上说了你们中间有人 过不了这关
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就比如我
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否则你们就看不到这盘带子了
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Rekao sam vam da ću snimiti film
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Moj Bože
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Ako gledate ovu snimku to znači
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da nisam preživio ubojstva na Windsor Collegeu
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i da gubljenje nevinosti s Karen Kolchak
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u videoteci nije bila dobra ideja
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Karen Kolchak Da Karen Kolchak
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Jeziva Karen Začepite Draga je osoba
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Radili smo kasno Vraćali smo porniće na policu
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i znate sranja se događaju
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Otvori vrata Randy Petnaest minuta
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To je i moja soba Paule 15 minuta
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Ostavljam svoje naslijeđe
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Petnaest minuta Kvragu
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Ovdje sam kako bih vam pomogao da moja smrt ne bi bila uzaludna
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Da moje životno djelo pomogne nekomu izbjeći masakr
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Ako se ubojica vrati i bude ozbiljan
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morate zapamtiti nekoliko stvari
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Je li ovo nastavak Ako jest vrijede ista pravila
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Ali evo što je ključno Ako se suočavate
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s neočekivanom pozadinskom pričom i nadmoćnom ekspozicijom
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pravila nastavka ne vrijede
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Jer nemate posla s nastavkom
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Imate posla sa završnim poglavljem trilogije
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Trilogija Tako je
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Rijetkost u žanru horora
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ali postoji i to je moćna sila
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Jer se prave trilogije vraćaju na početak
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i razotkrivaju da je nešto bilo neistinito
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Kum Jedi svi otkrili da je nešto
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što smo smatrali istinitim zapravo laž
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Ako imate posla s trilogijom
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evo pravila trilogije
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Prvo Ubojica će biti nadčovjek
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Ne možete ga probosti ni upucati
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U trećem nastavku morate mu zamrznuti glavu
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odrubiti je ili ga raznijeti
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Drugo Svatko čak i glavni lik može umrijeti
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Mislim na tebe Sid Žao mi je Ovo je posljednje poglavlje
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Do kraja bi se mogao pretvoriti uReservoir Dogs
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Treće Prošlost će vam se obiti o glavu
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Što god mislite da znate zaboravite
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Prošlost ne miruje
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Bilo koji grijeh iz prošlosti
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sada će se saznati i uništit će vas
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Kao zaključak dopustite da kažem
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sretno blagoslovljeni bili
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a neke od vas uskoro ću vidjeti
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Jer pravila kažu da neki od vas neće preživjeti Ja nisam
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Nisam ako gledate ovu kazetu
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Říkal jsem že jednou natočím film
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Můj bože
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Jestli se díváte na tuhle kazetu
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tak jsem nepřežil ty vraždy tady na Windsorské univerzitě
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A dát své panictví Karen Kolchakové
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ve videopůjčovně asi nebyl dobrý nápad
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Kolchaková Ano Karen Kolchaková
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Děsivá Karen Sklapni Je to milá osoba jasný
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Pracovali jsme dlouho Uklízeli jsme v porno sekci
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a znáte to věci se dějí
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Otevři dveře Randy Patnáct minut
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Je to i můj pokoj Paule 15 minut
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Zanechávám tu svůj odkaz
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Patnáct minut Paule Sakra
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Každopádně jsem tu proto abych vám pomohl aby moje smrt nebyla zbytečná
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Aby moje životní dílo zachránilo nějakou další ubohou duši před zmrzačením
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Jestli se ten vrah vrátí a bude to myslet vážně
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musíte si zapamatovat pár věcí
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Je to jen další pokračování Pokud ano platí stejná pravidla
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Ale tady je věc Pokud zjistíte že se potýkáte
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s nečekaným příběhem v pozadí a převahou expozice
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pak pravidla pro pokračování neplatí
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Nemáte co do činění s pokračováním
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Máte co do činění se závěrečnou kapitolou trilogie
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Přesně tak
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Na poli hororu je to vzácnost
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ale existuje a je to síla se kterou je třeba počítat
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Protože pravá trilogie je o tom že se vrátíte na začátek
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a objevíte něco co nebylo od začátku pravda
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Kmotr Jediové ti všichni odhalili něco
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co jsme měli za pravdu a pravda to nebyla
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Takže pokud je to trilogie kterou se zabýváte
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zde je několik super trilogických pravidel
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Za prvé Máte vraha co je nadčlověk
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Bodnout nebo zastřelit nebude stačit
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Ve třetím mu musíte kryogenicky zmrazit hlavu
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setnout ji nebo vyhodit do vzduchu
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Za druhé Kdokoli včetně hlavního hrdiny může zemřít
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To znamená i ty Sid Omlouvám se Je to závěrečná kapitola
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Než to skončí může to být jako Gauneři
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Číslo tři Minulost se vrátí aby vás kousla do zadku
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Zahoďte vše co víte o minulosti
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Minulost nemá klid
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Hříchy které myslíte že jsou minulost
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se brzy provalí a zničí vás
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Takže na závěr mi dovolte říct
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Hodně štěstí bůh s vámi
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a pro některé z vás brzy se uvidíme
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Podle pravidel někteří z vás nepřežijí Já to nedokázal
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Ne pokud se díváte na tuhle nahrávku
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J'avais dit que je ferais un film
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Mon Dieu
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Si vous regardez ce film
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c'est que j'ai pas survécu aux meurtres
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de la fac
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et que me faire dépuceler par Karen Kolchak était pas une super idée
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Karen Kolchak Oui
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La sorcière La ferme
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C'est une gentille fille On bossait tard
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On rangeait le rayon porno et
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on fait tous des conneries
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Ouvre Randy
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15 minutes C'est aussi ma chambre
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Paul 15 minutes Je fais mon testament
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15 minutes merde
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Enfin
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je fais ça pour que ma mort
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ne soit pas vaine pour que mon œuvre sauve
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de pauvres âmes de la mutilation
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Si le tueur revient
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et pour de bon rappelez vous bien ceci
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Si c'est une simple suite les règles changent pas
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Mais attention Si on vous balance une histoire du passé
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et que l'exposition dure les règles changent
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Ce n'est plus une suite C'est
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le chapitre final
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d'une trilogie
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C'est ça
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C'est rare dans les films d'horreur
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mais ça arrive Et là c'est du sérieux
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Dans une vraie trilogie on revient au début pour découvrir
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un truc qui n'était pas vrai au départ
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Le Parrain Le Jedi montrent qu'une vérité
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peut être un mensonge Si c'est une trilogie
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en voici
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les grandes règles Nº 1
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le tueur est surhumain Le buter sert à rien
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À la fin il faut cryogéniser sa tête le décapiter
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ou le faire exploser Nº 2
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Tout le monde même le héros peut mourir Pigé Sid
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Désolé C'est le chapitre final
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Ça peut finir comme Reservoir Dogs
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Nº 3
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le passé revient vous emmerder Oubliez tout ce que vous savez
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Le passé n'est pas en paix Les fantômes
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du passé vont se pointer
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et vous détruire
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En conclusion je vous souhaite
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bonne chance que Dieu vous bénisse
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et pour certains à bientôt
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Parce que vous n'allez pas tous en réchapper Comme moi
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Du moins si vous me regardez
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Ich hab gesagt ich mach 'nen Film
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Oh mein Gott
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Wenn ihr das seht überlebte ich Windsor College nicht
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Mit Karen zu schlafen war wohl ein Fehler
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Karen Kolchak
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Ja Karen Kolchak Grusel Karen
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Schnauze
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Sie ist nett Wir räumten im Videoladen Pornos weg
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und da ist es passiert
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Mach auf Randy 15 Minuten
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Es ist auch mein Zimmer Ich hinterlasse mein Vermächtnis
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15 Minuten Paul verdammt
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Ich mache das damit mein Tod nicht umsonst ist
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Damit andere arme Schweine nicht verstümmelt werden
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Wenn der Mörder wieder kommt merkt euch folgendes
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Ist es nur 'ne neue Folge dann bleibt alles gleich
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Aber wenn der Hintergrund neu und die Exposition über lang ist
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dann gelten die Regeln nicht Denn es ist keine Folge
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sondern der Schlussakt
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einer Trilogie
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Im Horror Genre selten aber möglich Damit müsst ihr rechnen
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Trilogien gehen zurück zum Anfang um aufzudecken was nie gestimmt hat
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'Der Pate' und 'Jedi' entlarvten eine Wahrheit als unwahr
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Wenn es also eine Trilogie ist hier einige besondere Regeln
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Der Mörder ist übermenschlich Erstechen oder erschiessen geht nicht
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Man muss seinen Kopfeinfrieren ihn abhacken oder sprengen
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Zweitens Alle Figuren können sterben Auch du Sid
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Tut mir Leid Es kann enden wie 'Reservoir Dogs'
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Drittens
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Die Vergangenheitpackt euch am Arsch Vergesst was ihr darüber wisst
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Sie ruht nie Alte Sünden kehren zurück um euch zu zerstören
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Abschliessend
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viel Glück und gute Reise Manche von euch sehe ich ja bald
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Denn nicht alle schaffen es So wie ich
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Nicht wenn ihr das hier seht
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Mondtam hogy egy nap filmet készítek majd
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Istenem
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Nos ha ezt látjátok akkor az azt jelenti
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hogy nem éltem túl a gyilkosságokat a Windsor Egyetemen
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és hogy lefeküdni Karen Kolchakkal
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a videotékában nem volt jó ötlet
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Karen Kolchak Igen Karen Kolchak
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Para Karen Kuss Nagyon aranyos lány oké
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Későig dolgoztunk A pornó részlegen pakoltunk
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és a dolgok megtörténtek
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Nyisd ki az ajtót Randy Tizenöt perc
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Ez az én szobám is Paul 15 perc
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Épp az hagyatékomon dolgozom
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Tizenöt perc Paul Francba is
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Szóval azért vagyok itt hogy segítsek és a halálom ne legyen hiába
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Hogy az életem munkássága megmenthessen egy másik szerencsétlen lelket
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Ha a gyilkos visszajön és tényleg valódi
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van pár dolog amire emlékeznetek kell
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Vajon ez egy újabb folytatás Ha az akkor a szabályok a régiek
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Most jön a fontos rész Ha olyasmivel van dolgotok
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egy váratlan előzménnyel és hosszú expozícióval
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a folytatás szabályai nem érvényesek
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Mert akkor ez már nem folytatás
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hanem egy trilógia befejező része
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Trilógia Bizony
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Ritkán fordul elő a horrorban
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de létezik és komolyan kell venni
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Mert egy igazi trilógia visszatér a kezdetekhez és felfed valamit
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ami az elejétől fogva nem volt igaz
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Keresztapa Jedi mind felfedte valamiről
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hogy nem igaz pedig azt hittük hogy az
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Szóval ha egy trilógiával van dolgotok
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itt van pár szabály
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Egy A gyilkos emberfeletti lesz
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Nem lehet leszúrni vagy lelőni
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Lényegében a harmadik részben minimum
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le kell fejezni vagy felrobbantani
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Kettő Bárki még a főszereplő is meghalhat
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Szóval te is Sid Sajnálom ez az utolsó fejezet
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A gyilkos nagyon sarokba szorulhat a végére
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Három A múlt visszatér hogy a hátsótokba harapjon
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Bármit is hisztek hogy tudjátok a múltról
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felejtsétek el
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A múltatok bűnei hamarosan visszatérnek
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hogy elpusztítsanak titeket
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Zárásképp had mondjak annyit
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hogy sok sikert siessetek
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és néhányotokkal hamarosan találkozunk
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Mert a szabályok szerint lesz aki nem éli túl Nekem sem ment
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Ha ezt látjátok biztos nem
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Mówiłem że kiedyś nakręcę film
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Boże Jeśli oglądacie to nagranie to znaczy
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jak się obawiałem że nie przeżyłem morderstw w Windsor College
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i utrata dziewictwa
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z Karen Kolchak w sklepie z kasetami nie było dobrym pomysłem
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Karen Kolchak Tak Karen Kolchak
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Odrażająca Karen Zamknij się To urocza osoba OK
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Pracowaliśmy do późna w wypożyczalni kaset
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w sekcji z pornosami i stało się
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Otwórz drzwi Randy Piętnaście minut
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To też mój pokój Paul 15 minut
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Zostawiam moje dziedzictwo
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Paulu 15 minut Cholera W każdym razie
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Chcę ci pomóc żeby moja śmierć nie poszła na marne
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Żeby praca mojego życia pomogła uchronić inną duszę przed okaleczeniem
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Jeśli zabójca jest prawdziwy i wróci
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musisz pamiętać o kilku rzeczach
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Czy to kolejny sequel Jeśli tak obowiązują te same zasady
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Ważna rzecz Jeśli będziesz mieć do czynienia
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z niespodziewanymi wspomnieniami
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lub wyższością ekspozycji zasady sequela nie obowiązują
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Nie masz do czynienia z sequelem
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Tylko z rozdziałem kończącym trylogię
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Trylogię Dokładnie To rzadkość w horrorach
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ale zdarza się i należy się z nią liczyć
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Prawdziwe trylogie powracają do początku
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by ujawnić coś co nie było oczywiste
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Ojciec Chrzestny Jedi ukazały coś
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co okazało się być nieprawdą
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Jeśli masz do czynienia z trylogią
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to są jej podstawowe zasady
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Pierwsza zabójca będzie nadczłowiekiem
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Zastrzelenie go nie wystarczy
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W ostatniej części musisz go zamrozić
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odciąć mu łeb albo wysadzić w powietrze
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Drugie każdy nawet główny bohater może umrzeć
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Nawet ty Sid Przykro mi To ostatnia część
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Zanim będzie koniec może być niezła jatka
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Trzeci przeszłość powróci i kopnie cię w tyłek
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Zapomnij o wszystkim co wiedziałaś o przeszłości
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Przeszłość jest ciągle żywa Grzechy
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które popełniło się w przeszłości złamią cię i zniszczą
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Na sam koniec powiem wam
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powodzenia z Bogiem
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i dla niektórych z was do zobaczenia niedługo
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Zasady są takie że nie wszyscy przetrwają tak jak ja
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Nie jeśli oglądacie tę taśmę
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Não vos disse que um dia ia fazer um filme
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Meu Deus
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Se estão a ver esta gravação
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significa que não sobrevivi aos assassinatos
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e ter perdido a virgindade com a Karen Colcheck não foi boa ideia
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A Karen Colcheck Sim Karen Colcheck
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A Karen assustadora Cala te Ela é um doce
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Estávamos a guardar uns vídeos de pornografia
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e a merda acontece
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Abre a porta Randy Quinze minutos
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O quarto também é meu Estou a deixar o meu legado
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Quinze minutos Paul Caraças
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Enfim estou aqui para ajudar vos
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para que a minha morte não tenha sido em vão
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Para que o trabalho da minha vida ajude a salvar outro desgraçado
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Se este assassino regressar e for a sério
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têm de ter algumas coisas em mente
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Isto será mais uma sequela Se é aplicam se as mesmas regras
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Mas se tiverem de lidar com um enredo de fundo inesperado
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então não se aplicam as regras da sequela
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porque não é uma sequela
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é o capítulo de conclusão de uma trilogia
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Exato é uma raridade no terror mas existe
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e não pode ser subestimado
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porque as verdadeiras trilogias regressam ao início
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descobrem se coisas que eram falsas à partida
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O Padrinho o Jedi
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todos revelaram algo que pensámos ser verdadeiro mas que não era
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Se estão a lidar com uma trilogia vou dar vos as regras
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Primeiro o assassino é supra humano
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Não resultam as facadas nem os tiros
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Têm de lhe congelar a cabeça decapitá lo ou rebentar com ele
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Segundo toda a gente incluindo a personagem principal pode morrer
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És tu Sid lamento É o último capítulo
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pode acabar como o Cães Danados
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Terceiro o passado virá atormentar te
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Esquece o que pensas que sabes sobre o passado
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ele não está resolvido
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Os pecados que foram cometidos no passado vêm destruir te
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Como conclusão vou só desejar vos boa sorte vão com Deus
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E para alguns de vós vemo nos em breve
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porque as regras dizem que podem não escapar
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Eu não escapei Se estão a ver isto não escapei
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Ți am spus că o să fac un film
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Dumnezeule
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Dacă urmăriți caseta înseamnă
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după cum mă temeam că n am supraviețuit crimelor de la Windsor
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iar dezvirginarea mea cu Karen Kolchak
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la magazinul de filme n a fost o idee bună
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Karen Kolchak Da Karen Kolchak
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Karen Ciudata E fată de treabă da
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Era târziu puneam niște casete la raftul porno
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Aia e se mai întâmplă
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Deschide ușa Randy Cincisprezece minute
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E și camera mea Paul 15 minute
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Îmi las moștenirea
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Cincisprezece minute Paul Ce naiba
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Mă rog sunt aici ca să vă ajut și să nu fi murit în zadar
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Sper că munca mea de o viață va salva un alt suflet de la mutilare
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Dacă ucigașul se întoarce cu intenții serioase
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trebuie să țineți minte câteva lucruri
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E doar o altă continuare Dacă e se aplică aceleași reguli
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Dar iată lucrul critic Dacă vă aflați
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într o poveste neașteptată și prea multă expozițiune
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nu se mai aplică regulile continuării
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Pentru că nu sunteți în continuare
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Sunteți în capitolul final al unei trilogii
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Trilogie Exact
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E ceva rar în genul horror
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dar există și nu e o forță de neglijat
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Adevăratele trilogii se întorc la început
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și dezvăluie ceva care nu era adevărat
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Nașul Jedi toate au dezvăluit ceva
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care credeam că e pe bune dar nu era
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Deci dacă sunteți într o trilogie
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vă zic câteva super reguli de trilogie
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Unu Ucigașul va fi supraom
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Nu poate fi înjunghiat sau împușcat
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Practic trebuie să i criogenizați capul
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să l decapitați sau să explodeze
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Doi Oricine poate muri chiar și personajul principal
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Adică tu Sid Îmi pare rău E capitolul final
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Poate deveni Profesioniștii crimei până la final
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Trei Trecutul te va mușca de fund
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Orice crezi că știi despre trecut uită
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Trecutul nu are liniște
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Orice păcate din trecut
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ar putea reveni ca să te distrugă
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În încheiere vă zic atât
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noroc baftă
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și cu unii dintre voi mă voi vedea în curând
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Regulile spun că unii dintre voi vor muri Așa cum și eu am murit
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Asta dacă vă uitați la caseta asta
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Я вам говорил что когда нибудь сниму фильм
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Господи
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Что ж если вы смотрите мою запись
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значит я стал очередной жертвой убийцы в Виндзорском колледже
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и что я зря отдал девственность Карен Колчак
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из нашего видеопроката
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Карен Колчак Да Карен Колчак
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Страшила Заткнись
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Она милая девушка
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Мы работали допоздна убирали кассеты в секции порно
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ну и ясное дело с кем не бывает
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Рэнди открой
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Пятнадцать минут
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Я тоже здесь живу
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Пол 15 минут Я готовлю свое наследие
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Всего 15 минут Пол Чёрт
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Короче я здесь
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чтобы вам помочь и чтобы моя смерть оказалась не напрасной
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Чтобы труд моей жизни спас от гибели какого нибудь беднягу
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Если этот убийца вернется
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и примется за дело всерьез вы должны кое что помнить
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Если речь идет о простом сиквеле то действуют те же правила
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Но вот самое главное
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Если вы наткнетесь на неожиданный поворот сюжета
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и перевес в сторону экспозиции
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тогда правила сиквела не действуют
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Потому что вы не в сиквеле
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Вы в заключительной части трилогии
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Трилогия Именно
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В жанре ужастиков трилогия редкость но такое бывает
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И с этим нельзя не считаться
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Потому что суть трилогии в том чтобы вернуться к началу
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и обнаружить там ложную предпосылку
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Крестный отец 3 Джедай всё они показали
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что факт считавшийся истиной оказался ложью
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Так что если имеете дело с трилогией то вот вам суперский набор правил
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Убийца окажется сверхчеловеком
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Его нельзя зарезать или застрелить
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В третьей части его нужно либо заморозить
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либо обезглавить либо взорвать
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Погибнуть может кто угодно включая главного героя
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Я имею в виду тебя Сид Извини
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Это последняя глава
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К концу кровищи будет как в Бешеных псах
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Прошлое обернется занозой в ваших задницах
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Всё что вы знаете о своем прошлом можете забыть Прошлое не умерло
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Любые грехи совершенные в прошлом всплывут вновь чтобы вас уничтожить
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В завершение позвольте мне сказать
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желаю удачи бог в помощь а некоторым из вас до скорого
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До конца дотянут не все
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Я не дотянул Если вы смотрите эту запись
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Rekao sam ti da ću jednom snimiti film
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O moj Bože
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Ako gledate ovu traku to znači
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plašio sam se nisam preživeo ova ubistva ovde na koledžu
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i davanje nevinosti Karen Kolchak
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u video prodavnici nije bila dobra ideja
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Karen Kolchak Da Karen Kolchak
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Jeziva Karen Ućuti Ona je slatka osoba ok
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Radili smo do kasno Sklanjali neke kasete u porno deo
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i znaš sranja se dešavaju
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Otvori vrata Randy Petnaest minuta
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To je i moja soba Paul 15 minuta
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Ostavljam svoje nasleđe
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Petnaest minuta Paul Prokleto
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Ovde sam da vam pomognem da moja smrt nije uzaludna
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Da moje životno delo pomogne da se neka duša spasi sakaćenja
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Ako se ovaj ubica vrati i misli stvarno
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ima nekoliko stvari koje morate zapamtiti
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Da li je ovo još jedan nastavak Ako jeste važe ista pravila
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Ali evo kritične stvari Ako se bavite
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neočekivanom pozadinskom pričom i prevagom izlaganja
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onda ne važe pravila o nastavku
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Zato što se ne bavite nastavkom
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Bavite se završnim poglavljem trilogije
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Trilogija Tako je
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To je retkost u horor žanru
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ali postoji i to je sila sa kojom se treba obračunati
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Prave trilogije su o povratku na početak
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i pronalaženju onog što nije istinito od početka
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Kum Jedi svi su otkrili nešto
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što smo mislili da je tačno a nije
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Ako je trilogija ono sa čime se nosite
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evo neki bitnih pravila o trilogijama
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Prvo Imate ubicu ko će biti nadčovek
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Ne možete ga ubosti Ni upucati
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U trećem delu morate krio zamrznuti njegovu glavu
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odrubiti je ili ga dignuti u vazduh
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Drugo Bilo ko uključujući glavni lik može umreti
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To znači i ti Sid Izvini Poslednje je poglavlje
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Može biti popularan kao Reservoir Dogs kad se završi
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Treće Prošlost će doći da te ugrize za guzicu
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Sve što znaš o prošlosti zaboravi
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Prošlost nije zakopana
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Bilo koji gresi koje si počinio
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izlaze i dolaze da te unište
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I za kraj da završim
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srećno uz Božju pomoć
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i za neke od vas vidimo se uskoro
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Pravila kažu da neki od vas neće preživeti Ja nisam
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Ali ne ako gledate ovu traku
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Povedal som ti že raz natočím film
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Bože môj
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No ak pozeráte túto pásku znamená to
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ako som sa obával že som neprežil tieto vraždy tu na Windsor College
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a že som sa vzdal svojho panenstva u Karen Kolchak
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vo video obchode to asi nebol dobrý nápad
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Karen Kolchak Áno Karen Kolchak
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Strašidelná Karen Drž hubu Je to milá osoba dobre
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Pracovali sme neskoro Odkladali sme nejaké videá do sekcie porno
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a viete veci sa stali
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Otvor dvere Randy Pätnásť minút
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Je to aj moja izba Paul 15 minút
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Zanechávam tu svoj odkaz
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Pätnásť minút Paul Sakra
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V každom prípade dôvod prečo som tu je pomôcť vám aby moja smrť nebola márna
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Že moja životná práca pomôže zachrániť úbohé duše pred zmrzačením
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Ak sa tento vrah vráti a je skutočný
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Je niekoľko vecí ktoré si musíte zapamätať
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Je to len ďalšie pokračovanie Ak áno platia rovnaké pravidlá
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Ale tu je kritická vec Pokiaľ sa vyskytne
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nečakaná legenda s prevažujúcou expozíciou
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potom pravidlá pokračovania neplatia
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Pretože sa nezaoberáte pokračovaním
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Máte do činenia so záverečnou kapitolou trilógie
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Trilógia Presne
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Je to rarita v oblasti hororov
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ale existuje a je to sila s ktorou treba počítať
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Pretože skutočné trilógie sú o návrate na začiatok
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a objavení niečoho čo od začiatku nebola pravda
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Krstný otec Jedi všetci niečo odhalili
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o čom sme si mysleli že je to pravda no nebola
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Ak teda ide o trilógiu ktorou sa zaoberáte
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tu je niekoľko pravidiel super trilógie
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Po prvé Máte vraha ktorý je nadčlovekom
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Pobodať ho nebude fungovať Zastreliť ho nebude fungovať
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V tom treťom mu v podstate musíte kryogénne zmraziť hlavu
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odrežte mu hlavu alebo ho vyhoďte do vzduchu
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Číslo dva Ktokoľvek vrátane hlavnej postavy môže zomrieť
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To znamená teba Sid Je mi to ľúto Je to posledná kapitola
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Môže to byť posratý Reservoir Dogs kým to skončí
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Číslo tri Minulosť sa vráti a uhryzne vás do zadku
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Čokoľvek si myslíte že viete o minulosti zabudnite na to
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Minulosť nie je taká ako si myslíte
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Akékoľvek hriechy o ktorých si myslíte že boli spáchané v minulosti
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prepuknú a zničia vás
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Takže na záver mi dovoľte povedať
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veľa šťastia Godspeed
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a pre niektorých z vás sa čoskoro uvidíme
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Pretože pravidlá hovoria že niektorí z vás to nezvládnu Ako ja
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Ak teda pozeráte túto pásku
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Sem ti rekel da bom nekega dne posnel film
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O moj bog
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Če gledate ta posnetek to pomeni
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da nisem preživel teh umorov na Windsor College
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in da odločitev izgubiti nedolžnost s Karen Kolchak
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v videoteki verjetno ni bila najboljša
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Karen Kolchak Ja Karen Kolchak
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Srhljiva Karen Utihni Super oseba je v redu
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Pozno smo delali Nekaj posnetkov smo pospravili v pornografski del
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in veš da se stvari pač zgodijo
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Odpri vrata Randy Petnajst minut
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To je tudi moja soba Paul 15 minut
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Zapuščam svojo dediščino
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Petnajst minut Paul Prekleto
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Kakorkoli tu sem da vam pomagam poskrbeti da moja smrt ne bo zaman
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Da bo moje življenjsko delo pomagalo rešiti neko ubogo dušo pred pohabljenjem
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Če se ta morilec res vrne in misli resno
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si morate zapomniti nekaj stvari
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Je to samo še eno nadaljevanje No če je veljajo ista pravila
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Ampak tukaj je ključna stvar Če ugotovite da se ukvarjate
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z nepričakovano zgodbo in prevlado razlaganja
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potem pravila o nadaljevanju ne veljajo
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Ker se zdaj ne ukvarjate z nadaljevanjem
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Ukvarjate se z zaključnim poglavjem trilogije
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Trilogija Tako je
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To je redkost na področju grozljivk
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vendar obstaja in je nekaj s čimer ne boste opravili zlahka
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Pri pravih trilogijah gre namreč za vračanje na začetek
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in odkrivanje nečesa kar ni bilo resnično od samega začetka
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Boter Jedi povsod so razkrili nekaj
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za kar smo mislili da je res a ni bilo
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Torej če imate opravka s trilogijo
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imam za vas nekaj pravil super trilogij
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Prvo pravilo Morilec je nadčloveški
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Če ga zabodete ne bo delovalo Če ga ustrelite ne bo delovalo
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V bistvu v tretjem delu mu morate kriogensko zamrzniti glavo
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ga obglaviti ali razstreliti
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Drugo pravilo kdorkoli vključno z glavnim likom lahko umre
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S tem mislim tebe Sid Žal mi je To je zadnje poglavje
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Preden se vse zaključi lahko postane kot v Reservoir Dogs
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Tretje pravilo preteklost se bo vrnila in vas ugriznila v rit
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Pozabite karkoli mislite da veste o preteklosti
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Preteklost ne počiva
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Vsi grehi za katere mislite da so bili zagrešeni v preteklosti
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bodo prišli na plano in vas uničili
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Torej naj za konec povem
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srečno Bog z vami
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in z nekaterimi od vas se kmalu vidimo
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Ker pravila določajo da nekaterim od vas ne bo uspelo Meni ni
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Ne če gledate ta posnetek
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Os dije que haría una película
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Dios mío
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Si estáis viendo esta cinta
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es que no sobreviví a los asesinatos de la Universidad Windsor
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y que perder mi virginidad con Karen Kolchak en el videoclub
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no fue una buena idea Karen Kolchak
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Sí Karen Kolchak La Asquerosa
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Cierra la boca Es una persona encantadora
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Nos quedamos las cintas de la sección porno y
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son cosas que pasan
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Abre la puerta Randy 15 minutos
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La habitación también es mía Paul 15 minutos
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Estoy dejando mi legado
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15 minutos Paul Joder
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El único motivo por el que estoy aquí
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es para que mi muerte no sea en vano
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para que mi trabajo ayude a evitar
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que algún inocente más acabe mutilado
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Si el asesino regresa y hablo en serio
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hay unas cuantas cosas que debéis recordar
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Si es una secuela se aplican las mismas reglas
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Pero hay un elemento decisivo
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Si surge una inesperada historia del pasado
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y eclipsa la historia actual las reglas dejan de servir
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Porque se convertirá en el último episodio
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de una trilogía
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Exacto Es poco frecuente en el género del terror
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pero existe Y hay que tenerlo en cuenta
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Porque las verdaderas trilogías acaban volviendo al principio
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y descubriendo algo que no era cierto antes
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El padrino El Jedi revelaban algo que pensábamos que era verdad
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y no lo era
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Si es una trilogía tened en cuenta
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las siguientes super reglas de la trilogía
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Uno El asesino es sobrehumano No sirve dispararle ni apuñalarle
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Tenéis que criogenizar su cabeza decapitarle
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o hacerle estallar Número dos
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Cualquiera puede morir hasta el personaje principal
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Esa eres tú Sid Lo siento Es el último episodio
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Esto puede acabar peor que Reservoir Dogs
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Número tres El pasado puede volver y patearos el culo
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Tenéis que olvidaros del pasado El pasado nunca descansa
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Los pecados del pasado van a estallaros y os destruirán
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En conclusión
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buena suerte que Dios os acompañe
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y a algunos os digo hasta pronto
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Porque según las reglas algunos no sobreviviréis
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Como yo si es que estáis viendo esta cinta
Available in 19 languages
Duration
146 seconds
Views
719
Timestamp in Movie
00:53:21
Uploaded
Mar 07, 2026
Production
Dimension Films,Konrad Pictures,Craven-Maddalena Films
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Movie Summary
While Sidney and her friends visit the Hollywood set of Stab 3, the third film based on the Woodsboro murders, another Ghostface killer rises to terrorize them.
