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Sidney Prescott:
This... you film your entire high school experience and what, post it on the 'net?Robbie:Everybody will be doing it some day.Charlie Walker:It's kind of the one component the killer is missing.Gale Weathers-Riley:Wait, what do you mean?Charlie Walker:Well, if you wanna be the new, new version, the killer should be filming the murders.Robbie:Yeah, it's like the natural next step in the psycho-slasher innovation. I mean you film them all real-time and before you get caught, you upload them into cyberspace.Charlie Walker:Making your art as immortal as you.Charlie Walker: Not to implicate him.Robbie: Not to implicate me.Sidney Prescott:So who do you think is doing the murders.Charlie Walker:Well, it's a Stab fanatic clearly. Working on less of a Shrequel and more of a Screamake.Robbie:Copyright terms, by the way.Charlie Walker:Cause all there are now are remakes. Only horror studios green-light. I mean, there are still rules, but the rules have changed. The unexpected is the new cliche.Robbie:Yeah, you gotta have an opening sequence, that blows the doors off, gallop some music video direction and the kill's gotta be way more extreme.Charlie Walker:Modern audiences get sappy to the rules of the original. So, the reverse has become the new standard. In fact, the only sure-fire way to survive a modern horror movie, you pretty much gotta be gay.Gale Weathers-Riley:So, why are you so sure that the killer is working by the rules of a horror remake?Robbie:Well, the original Stab structure is pretty apparent.Charlie Walker:Yeah, two kids killed in a house when their parents are away?Robbie:And, then the school's 'hot chick' savage beyond recognition.Charlie Walker:We all know where it goes from there...?Sidney Prescott:A party.Charlie Walker:Exactly. A party. Guaranteed third-act-main-cast bloodbath.Robbie:Fingers crossed on some nudity for a change
This... you film your entire high school experience and what, post it on the 'net?Robbie:Everybody will be doing it some day.Charlie Walker:It's kind of the one component the killer is missing.Gale Weathers-Riley:Wait, what do you mean?Charlie Walker:Well, if you wanna be the new, new version, the killer should be filming the murders.Robbie:Yeah, it's like the natural next step in the psycho-slasher innovation. I mean you film them all real-time and before you get caught, you upload them into cyberspace.Charlie Walker:Making your art as immortal as you.Charlie Walker: Not to implicate him.Robbie: Not to implicate me.Sidney Prescott:So who do you think is doing the murders.Charlie Walker:Well, it's a Stab fanatic clearly. Working on less of a Shrequel and more of a Screamake.Robbie:Copyright terms, by the way.Charlie Walker:Cause all there are now are remakes. Only horror studios green-light. I mean, there are still rules, but the rules have changed. The unexpected is the new cliche.Robbie:Yeah, you gotta have an opening sequence, that blows the doors off, gallop some music video direction and the kill's gotta be way more extreme.Charlie Walker:Modern audiences get sappy to the rules of the original. So, the reverse has become the new standard. In fact, the only sure-fire way to survive a modern horror movie, you pretty much gotta be gay.Gale Weathers-Riley:So, why are you so sure that the killer is working by the rules of a horror remake?Robbie:Well, the original Stab structure is pretty apparent.Charlie Walker:Yeah, two kids killed in a house when their parents are away?Robbie:And, then the school's 'hot chick' savage beyond recognition.Charlie Walker:We all know where it goes from there...?Sidney Prescott:A party.Charlie Walker:Exactly. A party. Guaranteed third-act-main-cast bloodbath.Robbie:Fingers crossed on some nudity for a change
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Um this you film your entire
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high school experience and what post it on the net
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Everybody'll be doing it someday Sid
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It's kind of the one component the killer is missing
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Wait What do you mean
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Well if you wanna be the new new version
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the killer should be filming the murders
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It's like the natural next step in a psycho slasher innovation
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I mean you film 'em all real time and then before you get caught
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you upload 'em into cyberspace Making your art as immortal as you
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Not to implicate him Not to implicate me
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So who do you think is behind the murders
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beep Well it's a Stab fanatic clearly
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Working on less of a shriekquel and and more of a scream make
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Copyrighted terms by the way 'Cause all there are now are remakes
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Only horror the studios green light I mean
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Psst There are still rules
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But the rules have changed The unexpected is the new cliché
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Yeah you gotta have an opening sequence that blows the doors off
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dial up some flashy music video direction
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and the kills gotta be way more extreme
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Modern audiences get savvy to the rules of the originals
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So the reversals become the new standard
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In fact the only surefire way to survive a modern horror movie
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You pretty much have to be gay light chuckling
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So why are you so sure that the killer's working by the rules of a horror remake
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Well the original Stab structure is pretty apparent
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Yeah two kids killed in a house when their parents are away
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And then the school's hot chick savaged beyond recognition
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We all know where it goes from there A party
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Exactly A party
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Guaranteed third act main cast bloodbath
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Fingers crossed on some nudity for a change
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Movie Summary
Ten years have passed, and Sidney Prescott, who has put herself back together thanks in part to her writing, is visited by the Ghostface Killer.


