This... you film your entire high school experience and what, post it on the 'net?...
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Sidney Prescott:
This... you film your entire high school experience and what, post it on the 'net?
Robbie:
Everybody will be doing it some day.
Charlie Walker:
It's kind of the one component the killer is missing.
Gale Weathers-Riley:
Wait, what do you mean?
Charlie Walker:
Well, if you wanna be the new, new version, the killer should be filming the murders.
Robbie:
Yeah, it's like the natural next step in the psycho-slasher innovation. I mean you film them all real-time and before you get caught, you upload them into cyberspace.
Charlie Walker:
Making your art as immortal as you.
Charlie Walker:
[speaking same time as Robbie]
Not to implicate him.
Robbie:
[speaking same time as Charlie]
Not to implicate me.
Sidney Prescott:
So who do you think is doing the murders.
Charlie Walker:
Well, it's a Stab fanatic clearly. Working on less of a Shrequel and more of a Screamake.
Robbie:
Copyright terms, by the way.
Charlie Walker:
Cause all there are now are remakes. Only horror studios green-light. I mean, there are still rules, but the rules have changed. The unexpected is the new cliche.
Robbie:
Yeah, you gotta have an opening sequence, that blows the doors off, gallop some music video direction and the kill's gotta be way more extreme.
Charlie Walker:
Modern audiences get sappy to the rules of the original. So, the reverse has become the new standard. In fact, the only sure-fire way to survive a modern horror movie, you pretty much gotta be gay.
[pause]
Gale Weathers-Riley:
So, why are you so sure that the killer is working by the rules of a horror remake?
Robbie:
Well, the original Stab structure is pretty apparent.
Charlie Walker:
Yeah, two kids killed in a house when their parents are away?
Robbie:
And, then the school's 'hot chick' savage beyond recognition.
Charlie Walker:
We all know where it goes from there...?
Sidney Prescott:
A party.
Charlie Walker:
Exactly. A party. Guaranteed third-act-main-cast bloodbath.
Robbie:
Fingers crossed on some nudity for a change.
Transcript
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What makes you so sure
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You do a remake to out do the original
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that's what the kids said
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This party is all about the Stab movies
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Come on How 'meta' can you get
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How what a can you get
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I don't know I heard them say it
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Dewey listen to me you have to get out here
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Come on you catch the killer I get the story
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It's a win win
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sarcastically Well I thought you were going rogue Gale
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Oh co are you serious Come on
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sighs Forget it Thanks for having faith in me
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I gotta fix my equipment beep
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Gale
Clip duration: 35 seconds
Views: 201
Timestamp in movie: 00h 58m 11s
Uploaded: 18 March, 2022
Genres: horror, mystery
Summary: Ten years have passed, and Sidney Prescott, who has put herself back together thanks in part to her writing, is visited by the Ghostface Killer.
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00:03 We all live in public now we're all on the Internet
00:07 A visit from Sidney Prescott I mean she's the star
00:04 This is not fucking Trevor
00:04 Where is this circle jerk gonna take place
00:05 Jill Hello Sidney
00:06 There's something real about a guy with a knife who...
00:07 What the hell are you doing here There are cops right out...
00:05 Sheriff you're not cheatin' on your wife if you...
00:17 Gasps Did that surprise you
00:07 Who is this Not an app
00:09 You guys are unbelievable You're playing fuckin'...
00:04 Wear the vest save your chest
00:07 I don't know about you but I feel a whole lot better...
00:09 A fucking Facebook killer You're kidding me right
00:14 Chuckles The ones you care about most
00:06 Beep Why'd you hand the phone to me
00:07 We've been praying for someone to lead us
00:08 It was the killer's voice From Stab
00:15 My God let me in
00:36 What good's it to be a survivor in this little drama