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I've lost my birth certificate,which is shit, because I need itfor health insurance and...

Screw • S01E02 • 2022
I've lost my birth certificate,
which is shit, because I need it
for health insurance and I'm not sure a replacement's
gonna come in time

Full Transcript

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I've lost my birth certificate, which is shit,
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because I need it for health insurance
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and I'm not sure a replacement's gonna come in time.
Duration
7 seconds
Views
26
Timestamp in Movie
00:06:14
Uploaded
Apr 29, 2025
Season
1
Episode
2
Genres
crime, drama, thriller
Production
VCA Pictures

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Movie Summary

Drama series revealing the uncensored, shocking and often darkly funny reality of life as a prison officer in a 21st century British male prison.
S01 • E05 I haven't thought about anything else since I found out, - Screw 00:04
I haven't thought about anything else since I found out...
S01 • E03 Selfish piss-bag only making himself coffee is Gary. - Screw 00:05
Selfish piss-bag only making himself coffee is Gary.
S01 • E04 Gangster or not, I hope he killed his barber. - Screw 00:04
Gangster or not, I hope he killed his barber.
S01 • E06 You haven't been home, but you're management now - Screw 00:07
You haven't been home, but you're management now
S01 • E05 Seriously, Jax, can you two kiss and make up, so you can tell her - Screw 00:05
Seriously, Jax, can you two kiss and make up, so you can tel...
S01 • E02 Well, if you give me false information, this is a big deal. - Screw 00:05
Well, if you give me false information, this is a big deal.
S01 • E03 So let's assume he'll last longer than the recruits we usually get. - Screw 00:04
So let's assume he'll last longer than the recruit...
S01 • E04 Because I'm no Whitney Houston and you're - Screw 00:05
Because I'm no Whitney Houston and you're
S01 • E05 Like, I don't know, 'cause of like - Screw 00:04
Like, I don't know, 'cause of like
S01 • E06 Told them how seriously we take our duty of care towards staff. - Screw 00:04
Told them how seriously we take our duty of care towards sta...
S01 • E04 It must be scary, - Screw 00:04
It must be scary,
S01 • E03 So eyes out for anyone with extra shampoo, specially you two. - Screw 00:04
So eyes out for anyone with extra shampoo, specially you two...
S01 • E06 - Simon! - I thought we promoted Miss Henry - Screw 00:10
- Simon! - I thought we promoted Miss Henry
S01 • E04 So your file says that you cut hair at the Y.O. - Screw 00:04
So your file says that you cut hair at the Y.O.
S01 • E02 Well, um, the name that I know that you know is Dean. - Screw 00:04
Well, um, the name that I know that you know is Dean.
S01 • E04 But we've been sat here for 20 minutes, - Screw 00:05
But we've been sat here for 20 minutes,
S01 • E03 He's converted to Islam since - Screw 00:05
He's converted to Islam since
S01 • E05 All that stuff that my lot robbed from the amnesty bin - Screw 00:05
All that stuff that my lot robbed from the amnesty bin
S01 • E03 If Muslim prisoners are worried about Joyce, - Screw 00:05
If Muslim prisoners are worried about Joyce,
S01 • E06 What I'm asking at this stage, - Screw 00:09
What I'm asking at this stage,