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?? Oh yes,you're the great pretender ♪ ♪ Pretending that you know it all... ♪ - Give it a...

Screw • S01E02 • 2022
�� Oh yes,
you're the great pretender ♪ ♪ Pretending that you know it all... ♪ - Give it a rest, bruv!
- Fuck off, Spanner!

Full Transcript

00:00:01.000 --> 00:00:05.088
♪ Oh yes, you're the great pretender ♪
00:00:05.096 --> 00:00:09.006
♪ Pretending that you know it all... ♪
00:00:09.084 --> 00:00:12.076
- Give it a rest, bruv! - Fuck off, Spanner!
Duration
13 seconds
Views
36
Timestamp in Movie
00:09:03
Uploaded
Apr 29, 2025
Season
1
Episode
2
Genres
crime, drama, thriller
Production
VCA Pictures

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Movie Summary

Drama series revealing the uncensored, shocking and often darkly funny reality of life as a prison officer in a 21st century British male prison.
S01 • E06 So, the good news is that - Screw 00:09
So, the good news is that
S01 • E04 We want them to take responsibility, but we give them fuck-all responsibility. - Screw 00:06
We want them to take responsibility, but we give them fuck-a...
S01 • E03 - So what did you study at uni? - PPE. - Screw 00:04
- So what did you study at uni? - PPE.
S01 • E05 Although I don't really feel qualified with all the legal stuff. - Screw 00:04
Although I don't really feel qualified with all the leg...
S01 • E04 I'm behind the principle, but statistically, - Screw 00:05
I'm behind the principle, but statistically,
S01 • E04 It's a really big "if." - Screw 00:04
It's a really big "if."
S01 • E06 No, we'll do a full search, but unless there's specific intel, - Screw 00:06
No, we'll do a full search, but unless there's spe...
S01 • E03 Well, I'm trying to find out if a shoplifter from Manchester - Screw 00:07
Well, I'm trying to find out if a shoplifter from Manch...
S01 • E05 And if she says in your report, you've got some fucking syndrome - Screw 00:07
And if she says in your report, you've got some fucking...
S01 • E06 - They've been banged up forever. - Which is a problem why? - Screw 00:04
- They've been banged up forever. - Which is a problem ...
S01 • E05 What are you still doing here anyway? You said you was leaving. - Screw 00:04
What are you still doing here anyway? You said you was leavi...
S01 • E04 But, you're a woman, so even more unfairly, - Screw 00:05
But, you're a woman, so even more unfairly,
S01 • E06 Well, I'm... I'm sorry to break it to you - Screw 00:08
Well, I'm... I'm sorry to break it to you
S01 • E06 Yeah, like too many people not giving a fuck what happens to these rats - Screw 00:06
Yeah, like too many people not giving a fuck what happens to...
S01 • E05 Nowadays, there's more old 'uns in prison than ever before, - Screw 00:05
Nowadays, there's more old 'uns in prison than eve...
S01 • E03 - I wanted vegetarian. - No such thing as honor anymore. - Screw 00:04
- I wanted vegetarian. - No such thing as honor anymore.
S01 • E06 Well, you best interview us quick - Screw 00:05
Well, you best interview us quick
S01 • E06 And if they do, I'll be first out of that fucking door. - Screw 00:04
And if they do, I'll be first out of that fucking door.
S01 • E02 Listen, I really need you to stop shouting so the SO doesn't know it's either of us. - Screw 00:06
Listen, I really need you to stop shouting so the SO doesn&#...
S01 • E05 If it wasn't for the younger lads helping us out, - Screw 00:05
If it wasn't for the younger lads helping us out,