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Um, L. Cooper.I thought the nurse said Luke

Screw • S01E05 • 2022
Um, L. Cooper.
I thought the nurse said Luke

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00:00:01.000 --> 00:00:04.004
Um, L. Cooper. I thought the nurse said Luke.
Duration
4 seconds
Views
21
Timestamp in Movie
00:15:53
Uploaded
Apr 29, 2025
Season
1
Episode
5
Genres
crime, drama, thriller
Production
VCA Pictures

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Movie Summary

Drama series revealing the uncensored, shocking and often darkly funny reality of life as a prison officer in a 21st century British male prison.
S01 • E06 Did you know that Toby told his mentor, - Screw 00:05
Did you know that Toby told his mentor,
S01 • E03 I see you, mini Leigh, calling prisoners by their first names. - Screw 00:05
I see you, mini Leigh, calling prisoners by their first name...
S01 • E02 We need to check his cell-sharing risk assessment - Screw 00:05
We need to check his cell-sharing risk assessment
S01 • E05 Oh, I haven't got time to check and come back. - Screw 00:04
Oh, I haven't got time to check and come back.
S01 • E02 You throw Walker in with one of the gay for the stay boys, instant bodyguard. - Screw 00:05
You throw Walker in with one of the gay for the stay boys, i...
S01 • E02 That's, uh, straight prisoners who like to dabble when they're banged up. - Screw 00:04
That's, uh, straight prisoners who like to dabble when ...
S01 • E03 Mr. Campbell's been intimate with officers on every wing from what I've heard. - Screw 00:04
Mr. Campbell's been intimate with officers on every win...
S01 • E02 Right. Well, that's that then. He'll have to go up in the VP wing. - Screw 00:04
Right. Well, that's that then. He'll have to go up...
S01 • E03 You know Tanya on B Wing, she once shagged the governor and named his cock Toby. - Screw 00:06
You know Tanya on B Wing, she once shagged the governor and ...
S01 • E03 Uh, if anyone goes to HR, it will be Miss Gill about you. - Screw 00:04
Uh, if anyone goes to HR, it will be Miss Gill about you.
S01 • E03 Who? When do you ever go anywhere or see anyone? - Screw 00:04
Who? When do you ever go anywhere or see anyone?
S01 • E05 Nobody liked the idea of locking up people with mental illnesses. - Screw 00:04
Nobody liked the idea of locking up people with mental illne...
S01 • E02 Never enter a man's pad unin-fucking-vited. - Screw 00:04
Never enter a man's pad unin-fucking-vited.
S01 • E05 It's a general key worker check-in - Screw 00:05
It's a general key worker check-in
S01 • E05 I'm, uh... I'm struggling a bit with sleep to be honest, boss. - Screw 00:04
I'm, uh... I'm struggling a bit with sleep to be h...
S01 • E02 You need to keep a personal emergency evacuation plan, - Screw 00:08
You need to keep a personal emergency evacuation plan,
S01 • E04 Has your husband still got that big TV in his den thing? - Screw 00:04
Has your husband still got that big TV in his den thing?
S01 • E06 You know, um, you didn't say anything about a row with Toby? - Screw 00:05
You know, um, you didn't say anything about a row with ...
S01 • E06 When you won't talk to anyone, Leigh, - Screw 00:05
When you won't talk to anyone, Leigh,
S01 • E06 Listen, - Screw 00:04
Listen,