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Yeah, to be fair, if I looked like him
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Yeah, to be fair,if I looked like him, I'd be playing with myself all day and all

Screw • S01E02 • 2022
Yeah, to be fair,
if I looked like him, I'd be playing with myself all day and all

Full Transcript

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Yeah, to be fair, if I looked like him,
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I'd be playing with myself all day and all.
Duration
5 seconds
Views
23
Timestamp in Movie
00:11:00
Uploaded
Apr 30, 2025
Season
1
Episode
2
Genres
crime, drama, thriller
Production
VCA Pictures

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Movie Summary

Drama series revealing the uncensored, shocking and often darkly funny reality of life as a prison officer in a 21st century British male prison.
S01 • E02 Yeah, I know. I did ask about, you know, Google, plus the usual leaky sieves. - Screw 00:05
Yeah, I know. I did ask about, you know, Google, plus the us...
S01 • E04 I know you might not care about consequences, - Screw 00:05
I know you might not care about consequences,
S01 • E02 No. Apparently, he's been staying in his cell - Screw 00:05
No. Apparently, he's been staying in his cell
S01 • E03 Problem is I'm a pig, and as such, - Screw 00:06
Problem is I'm a pig, and as such,
S01 • E02 If the drug supply is slow as we think it is, - Screw 00:05
If the drug supply is slow as we think it is,
S01 • E03 Want me to show you how something should be killed, kaf? - Screw 00:06
Want me to show you how something should be killed, kaf?
S01 • E05 I mean, I pushed my cuticles with a ruler this morning, - Screw 00:05
I mean, I pushed my cuticles with a ruler this morning,
S01 • E02 - Right, and worth bullying someone for. - Walker's not on methadone, is he? - Screw 00:04
- Right, and worth bullying someone for. - Walker's not...
S01 • E02 No, all those on Kryptonite, still have to go to Delta Wing. - Screw 00:04
No, all those on Kryptonite, still have to go to Delta Wing.
S01 • E05 Because, if I'm honest, - Screw 00:05
Because, if I'm honest,
S01 • E04 It's all them trying to kill a bit of their burden and some of the pain. - Screw 00:04
It's all them trying to kill a bit of their burden and ...
S01 • E06 I believe there's been a recent influx of drugs on the wing. - Screw 00:05
I believe there's been a recent influx of drugs on the ...
S01 • E02 - Talk to the Violence Reduction Officer. - I would do, if he wasn't off sick. - Screw 00:04
- Talk to the Violence Reduction Officer. - I would do, if h...
S01 • E04 'Cause there is fuck all else to do, when you're stuck in there. - Screw 00:04
'Cause there is fuck all else to do, when you're s...
S01 • E03 And if you don't stop using words that you don't understand like kaf, - Screw 00:08
And if you don't stop using words that you don't u...
S01 • E06 If you're looking to get out of here quick, - Screw 00:04
If you're looking to get out of here quick,
S01 • E02 My missus ordered them from the catalog weeks ago. - Screw 00:04
My missus ordered them from the catalog weeks ago.
S01 • E06 And Toby was inexperienced and, from what I gathered, a bit naive. - Screw 00:06
And Toby was inexperienced and, from what I gathered, a bit ...
S01 • E06 Just saw the best in people, that's all. - Screw 00:04
Just saw the best in people, that's all.
S01 • E06 The prisoners are saying they've heard a rumor there was a gun - Screw 00:06
The prisoners are saying they've heard a rumor there wa...