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"Screwed" quotes

Screwed poster
A chauffeur kidnaps his rich boss's dog to hold it for ransom, but when she accidentally gets the dog back, she thinks that it's the chauffeur who's been kidnapped.

Director: Scott Alexander, Larry Karaszewski
Writer: Scott Alexander, Larry Karaszewski
Production: N/A
Genre: comedy, crime
Year: 2000
MetaScore: 7/100
ImdbRating: 5.6
BoxOffice: $7,027,345
Released: 12 May 2000
Awards: N/A

8 Clips

Grover CleaverWillard FillmoreRusty P. Hayes
We had snipers Who o o cares - Screwed 00:06 We had snipers Who o o cares Your dad didn't say Stick with Miss Crock You'll get ahead - Screwed 00:08 Your dad didn't say Stick with Miss Crock You'll... What the hell are you doing That man's a cop - Screwed 00:11 What the hell are you doing That man's a cop Sweet Jesus We kidnapped a turd - Screwed 00:07 Sweet Jesus We kidnapped a turd I didn't even open it That's 'cause you couldn't liar It was locked - Screwed 00:07 I didn't even open it That's 'cause you... Man over loudspeaker Stop This is the police - Screwed 00:05 Man over loudspeaker Stop This is the police I have some shocking news - Screwed 00:07 I have some shocking news You expect me to believe that you were mugged - Screwed 00:12 You expect me to believe that you were mugged

Cast

Willard Fillmore - Norm MacDonald
Rusty P. Hayes - Dave Chappelle
Miss Crock - Elaine Stritch
Grover Cleaver - Danny DeVito
Detective Tom Dewey - Daniel Benzali
All Cast