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"Scrooged" quotes

Scrooged poster
A selfish, cynical television executive is haunted by three spirits bearing lessons on Christmas Eve.

Director: Richard Donner
Writer: Mitch Glazer, Michael O'Donoghue, Charles Dickens
Production: N/A
Genre: comedy, drama, fantasy
Year: 1988
MetaScore: 38/100
ImdbRating: 6.9
BoxOffice: $60,328,558
Released: 23 Nov 1988
Awards: Nominated for 1 Oscar. 1 win & 5 nominations total

53 video clips

Frank CrossLew HaywardClaire PhillipsGhost Of Christmas PastPreston RhinelanderHermanCarpenterSanta ClausLee MajorsMrs. ClausJames CrossGhost Of Christmas PresentEarl CrossFrankie CrossFake Ghost Of Christmas FutureBrice CummingsThe Ghost Of Christmas Present
Merry Christmas - Scrooged 00:41 Merry Christmas Now I have to kill all of you - Scrooged 00:32 Now I have to kill all of you On the Addams Family - Scrooged 00:25 On the Addams Family Or I'll fix your mouth so it won't hold soup - Scrooged 00:20 Or I'll fix your mouth so it won't hold soup Put yourself down for a towel - Scrooged 00:21 Put yourself down for a towel Same old Claire - Scrooged 00:22 Same old Claire That Dick sure knows how to drink - Scrooged 00:32 That Dick sure knows how to drink The bitch hit me with a toaster - Scrooged 00:13 The bitch hit me with a toaster The Jews taught me this great word - Scrooged 00:22 The Jews taught me this great word The king of Christmas - Scrooged 00:11 The king of Christmas It's never too late - Scrooged 00:28 It's never too late There are people who don't have enough to eat - Scrooged 01:10 There are people who don't have enough to eat This is Rhinelander - Scrooged 01:08 This is Rhinelander Close your eyes - Scrooged 01:11 Close your eyes We're gonna need champagne for 250 people - Scrooged 00:33 We're gonna need champagne for 250 people What in the hell is this - Scrooged 00:41 What in the hell is this What time is it - Scrooged 00:15 What time is it When they're free - Scrooged 00:19 When they're free Why are you so angry - Scrooged 00:20 Why are you so angry Would you please hold the goddamn hammering - Scrooged 00:16 Would you please hold the goddamn hammering Would you please - Scrooged 00:24 Would you please You are a hallucination brought on by alcohol - Scrooged 00:23 You are a hallucination brought on by alcohol You get two chances to rough 'em up - Scrooged 00:40 You get two chances to rough 'em up Are you glad to see me - Scrooged 01:03 Are you glad to see me Can you get me to the IBC building in three minutes - Scrooged 00:17 Can you get me to the IBC building in three minutes Do you think I'm way off base here - Scrooged 00:30 Do you think I'm way off base here Don't touch that dial and stay at him - Scrooged 00:15 Don't touch that dial and stay at him Eliot Loudermilk's leaving early today - Scrooged 00:15 Eliot Loudermilk's leaving early today Garden slugs got more out of life than you - Scrooged 00:16 Garden slugs got more out of life than you Get me Standards and Practices - Scrooged 00:17 Get me Standards and Practices Go back to Jersey - Scrooged 00:11 Go back to Jersey Go watch the show - Scrooged 00:39 Go watch the show Have you any idea how many cats there are in this country - Scrooged 02:46 Have you any idea how many cats there are in this country He's a bright little guy - Scrooged 01:27 He's a bright little guy How can I help you - Scrooged 01:09 How can I help you I was a captain of industry - Scrooged 00:24 I was a captain of industry I can't get the antlers glued to this little guy - Scrooged 00:28 I can't get the antlers glued to this little guy You know I like the rough stuff - Scrooged 00:13 You know I like the rough stuff You know I thought you were Richard Pryor - Scrooged 00:15 You know I thought you were Richard Pryor You left Claire for Frisbee the dog - Scrooged 01:14 You left Claire for Frisbee the dog You wanna save somebody - Scrooged 00:28 You wanna save somebody You're staying here with me - Scrooged 01:04 You're staying here with me You're taking me back in time to show me my mother and father - Scrooged 00:47 You're taking me back in time to show me my mother and... I don't mind you shooting at me - Scrooged 00:20 I don't mind you shooting at me I know the people - Scrooged 01:48 I know the people I listen to people give me excuses why they can't work - Scrooged 00:35 I listen to people give me excuses why they can't work I never liked a girl well enough to give her twelve sharp knives - Scrooged 00:20 I never liked a girl well enough to give her twelve sharp... I never thought I'd see the sun again - Scrooged 03:08 I never thought I'd see the sun again I want to see her nipples - Scrooged 00:44 I want to see her nipples The whole world - Scrooged 00:10 The whole world It's Christmas Eve - Scrooged 00:52 It's Christmas Eve It's Lee Majors - Scrooged 01:17 It's Lee Majors It's not too late on Christmas Eve to have fun - Scrooged 01:14 It's not too late on Christmas Eve to have fun

Cast

Frank Cross - Bill Murray
Claire Phillips - Karen Allen
Lew Hayward - John Forsythe
Brice Cummings - John Glover
Eliot Loudermilk - Bobcat Goldthwait
All Cast