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Chris Turk:
Babe, you gotta understand. A guy will sleep with any woman he finds attractive, no matter how he feels about her. If Tyra Banks drove her car over my mom and then offered to have sex with me, I'd have to dial 9-1-1 in the nude because my pants would already be off! Carla:
Nice, while your mother lays there dying. Chris Turk:
[to JD]
Tell her. J.D.:
His mother doesn't die. Tyra uses her connections in the super model world to get Turk's mom's brain put into Heidi Klum's body. She falls in love with me, and we all move in together. Chris Turk:
Because I love my mom. J.D.:
Mm, and I would love her too
Babe, you gotta understand. A guy will sleep with any woman he finds attractive, no matter how he feels about her. If Tyra Banks drove her car over my mom and then offered to have sex with me, I'd have to dial 9-1-1 in the nude because my pants would already be off! Carla:
Nice, while your mother lays there dying. Chris Turk:
[to JD]
Tell her. J.D.:
His mother doesn't die. Tyra uses her connections in the super model world to get Turk's mom's brain put into Heidi Klum's body. She falls in love with me, and we all move in together. Chris Turk:
Because I love my mom. J.D.:
Mm, and I would love her too
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A guy will sleep with any woman he finds attractive
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no matter how he feels about her
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If Tyra Banks drove her car over my mom and then offered to have sex with me
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I'd have to dial 911 in the nude because my pants would be off
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That's sweet While your mother lays there dying
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Tell her His mom doesn't die
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Tyra uses her supermodel connections to get government scientists
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to put Turk's mom's brain into Heidi Klum's body
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She falls in love with me We all move in together
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It'd be awkward at first but I'd make it work
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Because I love my mom And I would love her too
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Movie Summary
In the unreal world of Sacred Heart Hospital, intern John "J.D." Dorian learns the ways of medicine, friendship and life.
