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Scrubs

Am accountable. I am accountable for the continuous, crashing, undeniable amateurism that...

Scrubs S03E11 2001
[classroom full of residents are unruly and not paying attention to Dr. Cox. The entire room suddenly becomes silent at the sight of Dr. Cox fuming] J.D.:
Uh-oh. Dr. Cox:
First off, let me just say, thank you. For the last couple of months I have been adrift in a sea of puppy dogs, lollypops, and lets face it, mediocre metaphors. Luckily, you people were kind enough to piss all over learning a procedure that could determine whether some poor sucker lives or dies, and that reminded me of something that I wanted to remind you of. Because you see I [pointing at self] Dr. Cox:
am accountable. I am accountable for the continuous, crashing, undeniable amateurism that you people drag into this hospital day in and day out. And believe you me when I tell you that the next time one of you perpetual disappointments doesn't even have the common decency to try and do better at something you supposedly do, I will go ahead and toss your sorry ass outa here in about ten seconds and then I will forget you forever in the next five

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First off let me just say thank you
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For the last couple of months I have been adrift
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in a sea of puppy dogs lollipops and let's face it mediocre metaphors
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You people were kind enough to piss all over learning a procedure
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that could determine whether some poor sucker lives or dies
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And that reminded me of something that I wanted to remind you of
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Because you see I am accountable
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I am accountable for the continuous crashing undeniable amateurism
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that you people drag into this hospital day in and day out
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And believe me the next time one of you perpetual disappointments
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doesn't even have the common decency
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to try and do better at something you supposedly do
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I will toss your sorry ass out of here in about ten seconds
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and then I will forget you forever in the next five
Duration
61 seconds
Views
344
Timestamp in Movie
00:15:18
Uploaded
Feb 21, 2023
Season
3
Episode
11
Genres
Production
Aria Films,MEDIA Programme of the European Union,Kasander Film Company,UK Film Council,Wales Creative IP Fund,Odeon Films,Netherland Filmfund,ContentFilm International,No Equal Entertainment,Rotterdams Fonds voor de Film en Audiovisuele Media,Gremi Film Production,Yeti Films

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Movie Summary

In the unreal world of Sacred Heart Hospital, intern John "J.D." Dorian learns the ways of medicine, friendship and life.