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[referring to a huge influx of patients because of a news report on E.coli] J.D.:
What the hell are we supposed to do? Dr. Cox:
Loretta, relax. I've been involved in every ridiculous TV induced panic there is - poison pills, SARS, West Nile, North Face, South Fork, East River, Monkeypox, pop rocks, toilet snakes, Mad Cow, Bird Flu, Swine Flu, and quite frankly every other flu that you could really only catch if you actually fornicated with the animal it's named for. And as a parting gift, I will tell you this - narrow it down to two symptoms; vomiting and diarrhea. Cause it's just not E.coli unless [walking away, miming] Dr. Cox:
it's firing out of both exits. J.D.:
[to Elliot]
Certainly hope I don't have Dog Flu
What the hell are we supposed to do? Dr. Cox:
Loretta, relax. I've been involved in every ridiculous TV induced panic there is - poison pills, SARS, West Nile, North Face, South Fork, East River, Monkeypox, pop rocks, toilet snakes, Mad Cow, Bird Flu, Swine Flu, and quite frankly every other flu that you could really only catch if you actually fornicated with the animal it's named for. And as a parting gift, I will tell you this - narrow it down to two symptoms; vomiting and diarrhea. Cause it's just not E.coli unless [walking away, miming] Dr. Cox:
it's firing out of both exits. J.D.:
[to Elliot]
Certainly hope I don't have Dog Flu
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What are we supposed to do Loretta relax
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I've been involved in every ridiculous TV induced panic there is
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Poison pills SARS West Nile North Face South Fork East River
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monkey pox Pop Rocks toilet snakes mad cow bird flu swine flu
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and quite frankly every other flu that you could really only catch
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if you actually fornicate with the animal it's named for
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As a parting gift I will tell you this
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Narrow it down to two symptoms vomiting and diarrhoea
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because it's just not E Coli unless it's firing out both exits
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Sure hope I don't have dog flu
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Mr Bernstein do you have vomiting and diarrhoea
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No No
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No No
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No No
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No OK then Mr James you're free to
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Wait a second Charles James
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I was watching the Cheers DVD
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Are you Charles James the writer Yeah that's me
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Just stay calm
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I need to take this man upstairs for tests
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J D don't leave me here
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Movie Summary
In the unreal world of Sacred Heart Hospital, intern John "J.D." Dorian learns the ways of medicine, friendship and life.
