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Chris Turk:
You know, I love how kids of divorce really have the market cornered on family dysfunction. But let me share with you a typical Thanksgiving at the Turk household: It starts with my mother yelling at my sister for yelling at my grandmother who's yelling at the television screen, which happens to be the microwave. And then my militant brother Jabari - formerly Bob - gives my father attitude for using the word black, even though he's referring to the turkey. Which, by the way, only got burnt because instead of turning the oven off, my bi-polar aunt Leslie tried to shove her head in it. But you know what we do? We kiss... and we hug... and we apologize for all the things we said... 'Cause a month later, we gonna get together and do it again at Christmas!
You know, I love how kids of divorce really have the market cornered on family dysfunction. But let me share with you a typical Thanksgiving at the Turk household: It starts with my mother yelling at my sister for yelling at my grandmother who's yelling at the television screen, which happens to be the microwave. And then my militant brother Jabari - formerly Bob - gives my father attitude for using the word black, even though he's referring to the turkey. Which, by the way, only got burnt because instead of turning the oven off, my bi-polar aunt Leslie tried to shove her head in it. But you know what we do? We kiss... and we hug... and we apologize for all the things we said... 'Cause a month later, we gonna get together and do it again at Christmas!
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You saw nothing
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Thanks for loaning me this shirt I got compliments from the sisters
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Sharon called me a cracker
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How many times I gotta tell you Cracker Bad
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Why aren't you apologising to your brother before he leaves
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You don't get it man Your family was there for you
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Kids of divorce swear they have the market cornered on family dysfunction
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Let me share a typical Thanksgiving at the Turk household
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Mom yells at my sister for yelling at my grandmother
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who's yelling at the TV which is the microwave
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My militant brother Jabari formerly Bob
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gives Dad attitude for using the word black referring to the turkey
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which got burnt when instead of turning the oven off
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my bipolar Aunt Leslie tried to shove her head in it
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But we kiss and we hug and we apologise for all the things we said
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cos a month later we're gonna get together and do it again at Christmas
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Movie Summary
In the unreal world of Sacred Heart Hospital, intern John "J.D." Dorian learns the ways of medicine, friendship and life.
