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Sebastian Maniscalco: Stay Hungry

Because we need a letterthat states why we did not attend, and from what I'm gathering,...

Because we need a letter
that states why we did not attend, and from what I'm gathering, your dick is crooked
and you're pissing all over the floor

Full Transcript

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Because we need a letter that states why we did not attend,
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and from what I'm gathering,
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your dick is crooked and you're pissing all over the floor.
Duration
9 seconds
Views
30
Timestamp in Movie
00:47:49
Uploaded
Jun 11, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Sebastian's captivating storytelling keeps the audience engaged as he unpacks spin classes, pregnancy photoshoots, and wedding dances.
I don't even know if they're gonna accept that excuse on a pizzeria napkin - Sebastian Maniscalco: Stay Hungry 00:09
I don't even know if they're gonna accept that exc...
You could hear her walk from the refrigerator to the sink. - Sebastian Maniscalco: Stay Hungry 00:05
You could hear her walk from the refrigerator to the sink.
I didn't grow up with this type of environment - Sebastian Maniscalco: Stay Hungry 00:06
I didn't grow up with this type of environment
When-- when the school sent something home, - Sebastian Maniscalco: Stay Hungry 00:11
When-- when the school sent something home,
I'm like, "Where is everybody?" - Sebastian Maniscalco: Stay Hungry 00:08
I'm like, "Where is everybody?"
...writing a paper about how immigrant parents - Sebastian Maniscalco: Stay Hungry 00:10
...writing a paper about how immigrant parents
...something's gonna go wrong that they've never seen on the boat before. - Sebastian Maniscalco: Stay Hungry 00:05
...something's gonna go wrong that they've never s...
"Oh, my God. Tony, have we got another hose?" - Sebastian Maniscalco: Stay Hungry 00:09
"Oh, my God. Tony, have we got another hose?"
I'm bleeding out of my ears. I knew I shouldn't have done it." - Sebastian Maniscalco: Stay Hungry 00:04
I'm bleeding out of my ears. I knew I shouldn't ha...
So she wants to, like, jet ski or waverun. - Sebastian Maniscalco: Stay Hungry 00:04
So she wants to, like, jet ski or waverun.
Then a guy comes out, - Sebastian Maniscalco: Stay Hungry 00:05
Then a guy comes out,
The guy's like, "Here's your life vest, man. Put that on." - Sebastian Maniscalco: Stay Hungry 00:06
The guy's like, "Here's your life vest, man. ...
The shit's gonna fly off. You've got to do it." - Sebastian Maniscalco: Stay Hungry 00:09
The shit's gonna fly off. You've got to do it.&quo...
I look at my wife, she's got nothing on. I said, "Put on your mouthpiece! - Sebastian Maniscalco: Stay Hungry 00:05
I look at my wife, she's got nothing on. I said, "...
He's like, "All right, listen, there's-- there's orange buoys all over the ocean. - Sebastian Maniscalco: Stay Hungry 00:06
He's like, "All right, listen, there's-- ther...
Now, on the southeast side of the ocean, - Sebastian Maniscalco: Stay Hungry 00:06
Now, on the southeast side of the ocean,
Stay away from the southeast side." - Sebastian Maniscalco: Stay Hungry 00:05
Stay away from the southeast side."
If we're in mixed company, I just-- I just ask my wife. - Sebastian Maniscalco: Stay Hungry 00:04
If we're in mixed company, I just-- I just ask my wife.
- "You know where southeast is?" - "No." - Sebastian Maniscalco: Stay Hungry 00:06
- "You know where southeast is?" - "No."
We're gonna get eaten by sharks because I don't want to ask the guy, - Sebastian Maniscalco: Stay Hungry 00:09
We're gonna get eaten by sharks because I don't wa...