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Sebastian Maniscalco: Stay Hungry

Only one parent." I said, "Okay. Babe, take care of the tar, let me go find out

Only one parent." I said, "Okay. Babe, take care of the tar, let me go find out

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Only one parent."
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I said, "Okay. Babe, take care of the tar,
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let me go find out...
Duration
6 seconds
Views
23
Timestamp in Movie
00:41:25
Uploaded
Jun 10, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Sebastian's captivating storytelling keeps the audience engaged as he unpacks spin classes, pregnancy photoshoots, and wedding dances.
Now, I thought there was gonna be a beautiful porcelain tub. - Sebastian Maniscalco: Stay Hungry 00:05
Now, I thought there was gonna be a beautiful porcelain tub.
Some candles, dimly-lit, a little Kenny G playing. - Sebastian Maniscalco: Stay Hungry 00:06
Some candles, dimly-lit, a little Kenny G playing.
I was gonna try and sneak a baptism... - Sebastian Maniscalco: Stay Hungry 00:04
I was gonna try and sneak a baptism...
I figure if I went to the death floor and found a priest - Sebastian Maniscalco: Stay Hungry 00:16
I figure if I went to the death floor and found a priest
Nobody tells you nothing. We're just gonna figure it out. - Sebastian Maniscalco: Stay Hungry 00:04
Nobody tells you nothing. We're just gonna figure it ou...
One month in, baby starts crying. It's a cry we've never heard before. - Sebastian Maniscalco: Stay Hungry 00:06
One month in, baby starts crying. It's a cry we've...
And we do everything as a duet, me and my wife. - Sebastian Maniscalco: Stay Hungry 00:05
And we do everything as a duet, me and my wife.
This is not how my father and mother worked it. - Sebastian Maniscalco: Stay Hungry 00:04
This is not how my father and mother worked it.
If I was crying, my father, "Go get it! I gotta work!" - Sebastian Maniscalco: Stay Hungry 00:05
If I was crying, my father, "Go get it! I gotta work!&q...
"Do you want to kiss the ba...?" - Sebastian Maniscalco: Stay Hungry 00:05
"Do you want to kiss the ba...?"
But now, 2018, everything's a couple. - Sebastian Maniscalco: Stay Hungry 00:05
But now, 2018, everything's a couple.
So, my wife checks the baby. She's like, "She got a stuffed up nose. - Sebastian Maniscalco: Stay Hungry 00:04
So, my wife checks the baby. She's like, "She got ...
It's like a bullet you put in the nostril and there's a hose attached, - Sebastian Maniscalco: Stay Hungry 00:07
It's like a bullet you put in the nostril and there...
You want me to suck the snot out of her nose - Sebastian Maniscalco: Stay Hungry 00:06
You want me to suck the snot out of her nose
I'll do it, if that's what this requires, - Sebastian Maniscalco: Stay Hungry 00:07
I'll do it, if that's what this requires,
So, here I am, 3:00 a.m., - Sebastian Maniscalco: Stay Hungry 00:05
So, here I am, 3:00 a.m.,
My wife's like, "What's wrong?" She goes, "There's supposed to be a filter." - Sebastian Maniscalco: Stay Hungry 00:07
My wife's like, "What's wrong?" She...
I was going back to bed with my wife. I go, "Nine years ago, if I had told you - Sebastian Maniscalco: Stay Hungry 00:12
I was going back to bed with my wife. I go, "Nine years...
My wife loves to dress my daughter up. - Sebastian Maniscalco: Stay Hungry 00:04
My wife loves to dress my daughter up.
It's easy. Lay the baby in the onesie, tuck the feet in... - Sebastian Maniscalco: Stay Hungry 00:04
It's easy. Lay the baby in the onesie, tuck the feet in...