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Sebastian Maniscalco: Stay Hungry

They-- they commit crime, and then they stop offto grab a Slurpee

They-- they commit crime, and then they stop off
to grab a Slurpee

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They-- they commit crime,
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and then they stop off to grab a Slurpee...
Duration
7 seconds
Views
22
Timestamp in Movie
00:55:49
Uploaded
Jun 11, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Sebastian's captivating storytelling keeps the audience engaged as he unpacks spin classes, pregnancy photoshoots, and wedding dances.
She has no idea the scenario I have created - Sebastian Maniscalco: Stay Hungry 00:07
She has no idea the scenario I have created
Now, through the open window, I said to my wife, "Hey. Listen up. - Sebastian Maniscalco: Stay Hungry 00:04
Now, through the open window, I said to my wife, "Hey. ...
If you see me sprint out of the mini-mart, - Sebastian Maniscalco: Stay Hungry 00:09
If you see me sprint out of the mini-mart,
What's going on?" - Sebastian Maniscalco: Stay Hungry 00:10
What's going on?"
I could get murdered at any minute out here - Sebastian Maniscalco: Stay Hungry 00:05
I could get murdered at any minute out here
You're like, "Is this place open?" - Sebastian Maniscalco: Stay Hungry 00:05
You're like, "Is this place open?"
Somebody taking a Dorito bag, - Sebastian Maniscalco: Stay Hungry 00:05
Somebody taking a Dorito bag,
Then you open the door. You're sometimes even surprised it opened. - Sebastian Maniscalco: Stay Hungry 00:04
Then you open the door. You're sometimes even surprised...
Why is the floor drenched - Sebastian Maniscalco: Stay Hungry 00:07
Why is the floor drenched
For those of you who do Krav Maga, it's called situational awareness. - Sebastian Maniscalco: Stay Hungry 00:04
For those of you who do Krav Maga, it's called situatio...
You look at everything in front of you, trying to figure out what's happening. - Sebastian Maniscalco: Stay Hungry 00:04
You look at everything in front of you, trying to figure out...
There's always a guy by the Gatorades, just kind of looking at a Gatorade. - Sebastian Maniscalco: Stay Hungry 00:05
There's always a guy by the Gatorades, just kind of loo...
I was at home a couple months ago, - Sebastian Maniscalco: Stay Hungry 00:06
I was at home a couple months ago,
Seventy-two years old, the US Mail - Sebastian Maniscalco: Stay Hungry 00:05
Seventy-two years old, the US Mail
It said his name. It said, "Salvatore None Maniscalco." - Sebastian Maniscalco: Stay Hungry 00:09
It said his name. It said, "Salvatore None Maniscalco.&...
I put 'None'." - Sebastian Maniscalco: Stay Hungry 00:05
I put 'None'."
But my dad doesn't know, - Sebastian Maniscalco: Stay Hungry 00:07
But my dad doesn't know,
What are you gonna do?" - Sebastian Maniscalco: Stay Hungry 00:06
What are you gonna do?"
You go to their house and they're always like: - Sebastian Maniscalco: Stay Hungry 00:10
You go to their house and they're always like:
You know guys like this, flatbed F-150? - Sebastian Maniscalco: Stay Hungry 00:04
You know guys like this, flatbed F-150?