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Sebastian Maniscalco: Stay Hungry

Writing a paperabout how immigrant parents don't sign permission slips." Sorry

writing a paper
about how immigrant parents don't sign permission slips." Sorry

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...writing a paper about how immigrant parents
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don't sign permission slips."
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Sorry.
Duration
10 seconds
Views
26
Timestamp in Movie
00:49:51
Uploaded
Jun 10, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Sebastian's captivating storytelling keeps the audience engaged as he unpacks spin classes, pregnancy photoshoots, and wedding dances.
...something's gonna go wrong that they've never seen on the boat before. - Sebastian Maniscalco: Stay Hungry 00:05
...something's gonna go wrong that they've never s...
"Oh, my God. Tony, have we got another hose?" - Sebastian Maniscalco: Stay Hungry 00:09
"Oh, my God. Tony, have we got another hose?"
I'm bleeding out of my ears. I knew I shouldn't have done it." - Sebastian Maniscalco: Stay Hungry 00:04
I'm bleeding out of my ears. I knew I shouldn't ha...
So she wants to, like, jet ski or waverun. - Sebastian Maniscalco: Stay Hungry 00:04
So she wants to, like, jet ski or waverun.
Then a guy comes out, - Sebastian Maniscalco: Stay Hungry 00:05
Then a guy comes out,
The guy's like, "Here's your life vest, man. Put that on." - Sebastian Maniscalco: Stay Hungry 00:06
The guy's like, "Here's your life vest, man. ...
The shit's gonna fly off. You've got to do it." - Sebastian Maniscalco: Stay Hungry 00:09
The shit's gonna fly off. You've got to do it.&quo...
I look at my wife, she's got nothing on. I said, "Put on your mouthpiece! - Sebastian Maniscalco: Stay Hungry 00:05
I look at my wife, she's got nothing on. I said, "...
He's like, "All right, listen, there's-- there's orange buoys all over the ocean. - Sebastian Maniscalco: Stay Hungry 00:06
He's like, "All right, listen, there's-- ther...
Now, on the southeast side of the ocean, - Sebastian Maniscalco: Stay Hungry 00:06
Now, on the southeast side of the ocean,
Stay away from the southeast side." - Sebastian Maniscalco: Stay Hungry 00:05
Stay away from the southeast side."
If we're in mixed company, I just-- I just ask my wife. - Sebastian Maniscalco: Stay Hungry 00:04
If we're in mixed company, I just-- I just ask my wife.
- "You know where southeast is?" - "No." - Sebastian Maniscalco: Stay Hungry 00:06
- "You know where southeast is?" - "No."
We're gonna get eaten by sharks because I don't want to ask the guy, - Sebastian Maniscalco: Stay Hungry 00:09
We're gonna get eaten by sharks because I don't wa...
He's like, "All right, on the north side..." - Sebastian Maniscalco: Stay Hungry 00:04
He's like, "All right, on the north side..."
I'm bleeding, babe, out of my mouth. I-- - Sebastian Maniscalco: Stay Hungry 00:07
I'm bleeding, babe, out of my mouth. I--
My dick's in your ass, babe. Get it out. This is-- - Sebastian Maniscalco: Stay Hungry 00:06
My dick's in your ass, babe. Get it out. This is--
- I go, "I gotta get--" - "We can make it." - Sebastian Maniscalco: Stay Hungry 00:05
- I go, "I gotta get--" - "We can make it.&qu...
Out of your neighborhood and you got to pull into some weird one at midnight. - Sebastian Maniscalco: Stay Hungry 00:06
Out of your neighborhood and you got to pull into some weird...
Like, when you leave here tonight, if you're low on gas, - Sebastian Maniscalco: Stay Hungry 00:07
Like, when you leave here tonight, if you're low on gas...