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Sebastian Maniscalco: Stay Hungry

"You know where southeast is?"- "No." "Okay, we're gonna get eatenby sharks tonight. Okay?...

"You know where southeast is?"
- "No." "Okay, we're gonna get eaten
by sharks tonight. Okay? Let's go

Full Transcript

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- "You know where southeast is?" - "No."
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"Okay, we're gonna get eaten by sharks tonight. Okay? Let's go.
Duration
6 seconds
Views
19
Timestamp in Movie
00:52:36
Uploaded
Jun 12, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Sebastian's captivating storytelling keeps the audience engaged as he unpacks spin classes, pregnancy photoshoots, and wedding dances.
We're gonna get eaten by sharks because I don't want to ask the guy, - Sebastian Maniscalco: Stay Hungry 00:09
We're gonna get eaten by sharks because I don't wa...
He's like, "All right, on the north side..." - Sebastian Maniscalco: Stay Hungry 00:04
He's like, "All right, on the north side..."
I'm bleeding, babe, out of my mouth. I-- - Sebastian Maniscalco: Stay Hungry 00:07
I'm bleeding, babe, out of my mouth. I--
My dick's in your ass, babe. Get it out. This is-- - Sebastian Maniscalco: Stay Hungry 00:06
My dick's in your ass, babe. Get it out. This is--
- I go, "I gotta get--" - "We can make it." - Sebastian Maniscalco: Stay Hungry 00:05
- I go, "I gotta get--" - "We can make it.&qu...
Out of your neighborhood and you got to pull into some weird one at midnight. - Sebastian Maniscalco: Stay Hungry 00:06
Out of your neighborhood and you got to pull into some weird...
Like, when you leave here tonight, if you're low on gas, - Sebastian Maniscalco: Stay Hungry 00:07
Like, when you leave here tonight, if you're low on gas...
Ask yourself where's the murder coming from tonight. - Sebastian Maniscalco: Stay Hungry 00:04
Ask yourself where's the murder coming from tonight.
You ever go into a mini-mart at midnight? - Sebastian Maniscalco: Stay Hungry 00:05
You ever go into a mini-mart at midnight?
They-- they commit crime, - Sebastian Maniscalco: Stay Hungry 00:07
They-- they commit crime,
She has no idea the scenario I have created - Sebastian Maniscalco: Stay Hungry 00:07
She has no idea the scenario I have created
Now, through the open window, I said to my wife, "Hey. Listen up. - Sebastian Maniscalco: Stay Hungry 00:04
Now, through the open window, I said to my wife, "Hey. ...
If you see me sprint out of the mini-mart, - Sebastian Maniscalco: Stay Hungry 00:09
If you see me sprint out of the mini-mart,
What's going on?" - Sebastian Maniscalco: Stay Hungry 00:10
What's going on?"
I could get murdered at any minute out here - Sebastian Maniscalco: Stay Hungry 00:05
I could get murdered at any minute out here
You're like, "Is this place open?" - Sebastian Maniscalco: Stay Hungry 00:05
You're like, "Is this place open?"
Somebody taking a Dorito bag, - Sebastian Maniscalco: Stay Hungry 00:05
Somebody taking a Dorito bag,
Then you open the door. You're sometimes even surprised it opened. - Sebastian Maniscalco: Stay Hungry 00:04
Then you open the door. You're sometimes even surprised...
Why is the floor drenched - Sebastian Maniscalco: Stay Hungry 00:07
Why is the floor drenched
For those of you who do Krav Maga, it's called situational awareness. - Sebastian Maniscalco: Stay Hungry 00:04
For those of you who do Krav Maga, it's called situatio...