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Secret Magic Control Agency

The Secret Magic Control Agency sends its two best agents, Hansel and Gretel, to fight against the witch of the Gingerbread House.

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Alex Tsitsilin

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animation, adventure, comedy

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Awards

2 wins & 1 nomination total

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For kidnapping His Majesty,
you will be sentenced to life in... - Secret Magic Control Agency

For kidnapping His Majesty, you will be sentenced to life in...

We have checked into
all wizards and witches, - Secret Magic Control Agency

We have checked into all wizards and witches,

There's only one last trail left. - Secret Magic Control Agency

There's only one last trail left.

Special Agent Gretel,
have you managed to find the kidnappers? - Secret Magic Control Agency

Special Agent Gretel, have you managed to find the kidnapper...

We are just missing something.
Something right in plain sight. - Secret Magic Control Agency

We are just missing something. Something right in plain sigh...

We could use the help of someone
who's done something of this kind. - Secret Magic Control Agency

We could use the help of someone who's done something o...

No, someone who's kidnapped
someone in the daylight, - Secret Magic Control Agency

No, someone who's kidnapped someone in the daylight,

Remember when he stole
the statue of the king - Secret Magic Control Agency

Remember when he stole the statue of the king

Exactly!
The whole kingdom was just going crazy. - Secret Magic Control Agency

Exactly! The whole kingdom was just going crazy.

People believe he is
the greatest wizard in the kingdom. - Secret Magic Control Agency

People believe he is the greatest wizard in the kingdom.

Stop it!
He's nothing but a charlatan. - Secret Magic Control Agency

Stop it! He's nothing but a charlatan.

You do understand,
if the king is not present - Secret Magic Control Agency

You do understand, if the king is not present

- But will she arrest her own brother?
- Of course, she's a ruthless professional, - Secret Magic Control Agency

- But will she arrest her own brother? - Of course, she'...

Hurry up, we're gonna be late.
I've been waiting for this day forever! - Secret Magic Control Agency

Hurry up, we're gonna be late. I've been waiting f...

- There's a table over there!
- We have to find a seat! - Secret Magic Control Agency

- There's a table over there! - We have to find a seat!

I am Master Hansel! - Secret Magic Control Agency

I am Master Hansel!

My hands have been scorched
by the flames of chaos - Secret Magic Control Agency

My hands have been scorched by the flames of chaos

My eyes have been blinded
by the heavenly bodies, - Secret Magic Control Agency

My eyes have been blinded by the heavenly bodies,

I know you have no power
over the coming future, - Secret Magic Control Agency

I know you have no power over the coming future,

Innocently living
on a farm on the edge of town. - Secret Magic Control Agency

Innocently living on a farm on the edge of town.

Then the farmer had an issue - Secret Magic Control Agency

Then the farmer had an issue

One thing led to another,
next thing you know, - Secret Magic Control Agency

One thing led to another, next thing you know,

- A jinx? Oh, no! That's terrible!
- How awful! What can we do? - Secret Magic Control Agency

- A jinx? Oh, no! That's terrible! - How awful! What ca...

Yes! But only if you don't
have a protective ebony amulet, - Secret Magic Control Agency

Yes! But only if you don't have a protective ebony amul...

Or a yew amulet
from the Forbidden Mountains, - Secret Magic Control Agency

Or a yew amulet from the Forbidden Mountains,

The owner of this amulet
has no fear of any kind of jinx. - Secret Magic Control Agency

The owner of this amulet has no fear of any kind of jinx.

I've been hexed just recently.
Take a look! - Secret Magic Control Agency

I've been hexed just recently. Take a look!

I have a huge household
and I don't need any kind of trouble. - Secret Magic Control Agency

I have a huge household and I don't need any kind of tr...

I also accept jewelry
and precious stones over two carats. - Secret Magic Control Agency

I also accept jewelry and precious stones over two carats.

- So jealous!
- I'm so happy! - Secret Magic Control Agency

- So jealous! - I'm so happy!

Goodbye. Have a great day.
May the power of the amulets protect you. - Secret Magic Control Agency

Goodbye. Have a great day. May the power of the amulets prot...

I'm an orphan,
my little sister has fallen badly ill. - Secret Magic Control Agency

I'm an orphan, my little sister has fallen badly ill.

I can't afford a doctor, - Secret Magic Control Agency

I can't afford a doctor,

The thing is, these amulets,
the magic doesn't work on children. - Secret Magic Control Agency

The thing is, these amulets, the magic doesn't work on ...

They'll help you pay for a doctor - Secret Magic Control Agency

They'll help you pay for a doctor

But remember,
if you tell anyone that it was me - Secret Magic Control Agency

But remember, if you tell anyone that it was me

Come on, sis.
This is no way to treat family. - Secret Magic Control Agency

Come on, sis. This is no way to treat family.

- You can't fool me.
- What are you arresting me for? - Secret Magic Control Agency

- You can't fool me. - What are you arresting me for?

If it's because of the flying carpet,
everyone saw it flying when I sold it. - Secret Magic Control Agency

If it's because of the flying carpet, everyone saw it f...

Is the genie not coming out of the bottle? - Secret Magic Control Agency

Is the genie not coming out of the bottle?

I'm actually guaranteed
one carrier pigeon message. - Secret Magic Control Agency

I'm actually guaranteed one carrier pigeon message.

You also have the right to remain silent! - Secret Magic Control Agency

You also have the right to remain silent!

Welcome! Oh, is the young man
afraid of having his hair cut? - Secret Magic Control Agency

Welcome! Oh, is the young man afraid of having his hair cut?

The young man wants a hairstyle
that will open up his inner world. - Secret Magic Control Agency

The young man wants a hairstyle that will open up his inner ...

You. Careful, that class of broom
is unpredictable. - Secret Magic Control Agency

You. Careful, that class of broom is unpredictable.

You, word to the wise,
suspects in jelly form - Secret Magic Control Agency

You, word to the wise, suspects in jelly form

I am Agent Stepmother,
Head of the Secret Magic Control Agency. - Secret Magic Control Agency

I am Agent Stepmother, Head of the Secret Magic Control Agen...

I'm Hansel,
an honest and innocent person. - Secret Magic Control Agency

I'm Hansel, an honest and innocent person.

Release him.
Three days ago, - Secret Magic Control Agency

Release him. Three days ago,

It was just a little trick
to advertise my business. - Secret Magic Control Agency

It was just a little trick to advertise my business.

Our best agents
have failed to find the kidnapper, - Secret Magic Control Agency

Our best agents have failed to find the kidnapper,

If the king is not present
at his birthday celebration in two days, - Secret Magic Control Agency

If the king is not present at his birthday celebration in tw...

We need someone like you, - Secret Magic Control Agency

We need someone like you,

What?
You're turning to this traitor for help? - Secret Magic Control Agency

What? You're turning to this traitor for help?

Yes! Our parents were
teaching us to be honest - Secret Magic Control Agency

Yes! Our parents were teaching us to be honest

As far as I'm concerned,
I don't have a brother. - Secret Magic Control Agency

As far as I'm concerned, I don't have a brother.

And wasn't it our parents - Secret Magic Control Agency

And wasn't it our parents

Save the family squabble
for the holiday dinner table. - Secret Magic Control Agency

Save the family squabble for the holiday dinner table.

Exactly!
You goody-goodies are way out of... - Secret Magic Control Agency

Exactly! You goody-goodies are way out of...

I'm not asking you for a favor,
Master Hansel. - Secret Magic Control Agency

I'm not asking you for a favor, Master Hansel.

It's going to be easy for us to expose - Secret Magic Control Agency

It's going to be easy for us to expose

Every resident of our kingdom will know
that you're nothing but a charlatan. - Secret Magic Control Agency

Every resident of our kingdom will know that you're not...

You'll end up
on the street, penniless, - Secret Magic Control Agency

You'll end up on the street, penniless,

And as for you, Agent Gretel, - Secret Magic Control Agency

And as for you, Agent Gretel,

So, if you fail to fulfill my order again, - Secret Magic Control Agency

So, if you fail to fulfill my order again,

You'll serve coffee around the agency
till the end of your days. - Secret Magic Control Agency

You'll serve coffee around the agency till the end of y...

So much negative energy coming off her. - Secret Magic Control Agency

So much negative energy coming off her.

But if you still manage to find the king, - Secret Magic Control Agency

But if you still manage to find the king,

And you, Agent Gretel, - Secret Magic Control Agency

And you, Agent Gretel,

For that kind of license,
I wouldn't just find the king, - Secret Magic Control Agency

For that kind of license, I wouldn't just find the king...

Okay, sister, just like old times, huh? - Secret Magic Control Agency

Okay, sister, just like old times, huh?

See Agent Stepdaughter.
She'll equip you with everything you need. - Secret Magic Control Agency

See Agent Stepdaughter. She'll equip you with everythin...

You're a hustler, a cheat, a con artist, - Secret Magic Control Agency

You're a hustler, a cheat, a con artist,

I'm sorry, all I heard was artist. - Secret Magic Control Agency

I'm sorry, all I heard was artist.

Remember, I work alone,
so just stay out of my way. - Secret Magic Control Agency

Remember, I work alone, so just stay out of my way.

Oh, yeah, - Secret Magic Control Agency

- Who's the civilian?
- Gretel, look! A flying carpet? - Secret Magic Control Agency

- Who's the civilian? - Gretel, look! A flying carpet?

You don't choose your relatives.
What is he doing here? - Secret Magic Control Agency

You don't choose your relatives. What is he doing here?

- We investigate the king's kidnapping.
- Seven-league boots! - Secret Magic Control Agency

- We investigate the king's kidnapping. - Seven-league ...

Hey!
Feels like I'm getting sick. I can't stop. - Secret Magic Control Agency

Hey! Feels like I'm getting sick. I can't stop.

- Oh, I hope you haven't broken anything.
- I'm okay. Thanks. - Secret Magic Control Agency

- Oh, I hope you haven't broken anything. - I'm ok...

With an arsenal like this,
you can swipe not just the king, - Secret Magic Control Agency

With an arsenal like this, you can swipe not just the king,

I'd say wipe rather than swipe,
as in completely wipe out. - Secret Magic Control Agency

I'd say wipe rather than swipe, as in completely wipe o...

That's why they're here
in the most secure facility ever built. - Secret Magic Control Agency

That's why they're here in the most secure facilit...

So, - Secret Magic Control Agency

- How did you seal the statue of the king?
- Trade secret. - Secret Magic Control Agency

- How did you seal the statue of the king? - Trade secret.

It must be cool
to have such a famous brother. - Secret Magic Control Agency

It must be cool to have such a famous brother.

This is where we study magical artifacts - Secret Magic Control Agency

This is where we study magical artifacts

Like this, our brand-new invention.

These are our specially-designed glasses. - Secret Magic Control Agency

These are our specially-designed glasses.

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The Secret Magic Control Agency sends its two best agents, Hansel and Gretel, to fight against the witch of the Gingerbread House.

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Director: Alex Tsitsilin

Writer: Alex Tsitsilin, Vladimir Nikolaev, Aleksey Zamyslov

Production: N/A

Genre: animation, adventure, comedy

Year: 2021

MetaScore: N/A/100

ImdbRating: 6.2

BoxOffice: N/A

Released: 25 Mar 2021

Awards: 2 wins & 1 nomination total

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