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He's... my... roommate
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Secret Santa

He's... my... roommate

He's... my... roommate

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He's... my... roommate.
Duration
4 seconds
Views
18
Timestamp in Movie
00:45:03
Uploaded
Jun 28, 2025
Genres
action, comedy, horror
Production
Distilled Media,Skeleton Crew

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Movie Summary

Christmas dinner brings tidings of death when someone enacts revenge, and out of the bloody madness rises a hero who must face all odds to stop an outbreak before it's too late.
I thought the Swedish girl was your roommate. - Secret Santa 00:04
I thought the Swedish girl was your roommate.
Oh, come on, what's wrong with that? Every growing boy needs some black dick. - Secret Santa 00:06
Oh, come on, what's wrong with that? Every growing boy ...
Oh! Is it hot in here? - Secret Santa 00:05
Oh! Is it hot in here?
Kyle, please tell me that what this disgusting person said is not true. - Secret Santa 00:07
Kyle, please tell me that what this disgusting person said i...
No! I just want to know the truth! Are you a... homosexual with this... person?! - Secret Santa 00:06
No! I just want to know the truth! Are you a... homosexual w...
Yes I am fucking this beautiful black man! - Secret Santa 00:07
Yes I am fucking this beautiful black man!
Because I am gay! And I love black cock! I just love it! - Secret Santa 00:05
Because I am gay! And I love black cock! I just love it!
You racist, homophobic whore! - Secret Santa 00:04
You racist, homophobic whore!
No, no no... You finish one more sentence for me and I - Secret Santa 00:13
No, no no... You finish one more sentence for me and I
And you can just zip it Carol! I know my Mom's past menopause and - Secret Santa 00:12
And you can just zip it Carol! I know my Mom's past men...
Jeee-zus - Secret Santa 00:13
Jeee-zus
This is all well and good and all, but we have a dead man and two maniacs in the back bedroom - Secret Santa 00:07
This is all well and good and all, but we have a dead man an...
I say we get the keys out of the back bedroom and we get the hell out of here. - Secret Santa 00:04
I say we get the keys out of the back bedroom and we get the...
Aghhhhh! Get off my ass, you son of a bitch! - Secret Santa 00:05
Aghhhhh! Get off my ass, you son of a bitch!
Is that my Rainy Day girl I hear? - Secret Santa 00:06
Is that my Rainy Day girl I hear?
Rainy Girl, why don't you let your daddy out of this room? - Secret Santa 00:07
Rainy Girl, why don't you let your daddy out of this ro...
I just want to get you some help, Daddy. I just need the keys to your car. - Secret Santa 00:06
I just want to get you some help, Daddy. I just need the key...
That's good, 'cause I really hurt myself getting untied. - Secret Santa 00:05
That's good, 'cause I really hurt myself getting u...
I mean I'm bleeding... a lot. It was your mother's idea wasn't it? - Secret Santa 00:06
I mean I'm bleeding... a lot. It was your mother's...
I'm gonna tear her open from cooter to her tooter, Rainy Girl. - Secret Santa 00:05
I'm gonna tear her open from cooter to her tooter, Rain...