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I get that you have no fucking self control, but why?
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Secret Santa

I get that you have no fuckingself control, but why?

I get that you have no fucking
self control, but why?

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I get that you have no fucking self control, but why?
Duration
7 seconds
Views
19
Timestamp in Movie
01:12:43
Uploaded
Jun 28, 2025
Genres
action, comedy, horror
Production
Distilled Media,Skeleton Crew

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Movie Summary

Christmas dinner brings tidings of death when someone enacts revenge, and out of the bloody madness rises a hero who must face all odds to stop an outbreak before it's too late.
If I weren't related to you, none of you would piss on me if I were on fucking fire. - Secret Santa 00:06
If I weren't related to you, none of you would piss on ...
But because we all exploded out of the same volcanic hole, we're supposed to have this bond for life? - Secret Santa 00:06
But because we all exploded out of the same volcanic hole, w...
When this family loses control of it's ID, we choose to fucking kill each other. - Secret Santa 00:08
When this family loses control of it's ID, we choose to...
And I loved Mom and I love Dad - Secret Santa 00:06
And I loved Mom and I love Dad
I mean, Jacksons kind of an asshole... but I still love him. - Secret Santa 00:07
I mean, Jacksons kind of an asshole... but I still love him.
You get as good as you give. That makes me hard! - Secret Santa 00:05
You get as good as you give. That makes me hard!
Get the fuck off of ME! - Secret Santa 00:11
Get the fuck off of ME!
Don't you touch my sweet baby boy you freak! - Secret Santa 00:05
Don't you touch my sweet baby boy you freak!
Why - Secret Santa 00:08
Why
You started all of this. It all comes from you! - Secret Santa 00:06
You started all of this. It all comes from you!
Well tonight I'm gonna slay the God damn Hydra! - Secret Santa 00:08
Well tonight I'm gonna slay the God damn Hydra!
Oh. Ah. Ahhhhhhhhh! - Secret Santa 00:08
Oh. Ah. Ahhhhhhhhh!
Penny I do. I do. - Secret Santa 00:05
Penny I do. I do.
Merry. Fucking. Christmas. - Secret Santa 00:06
Merry. Fucking. Christmas.
Mom, the phone is his Christmas present. Let him enjoy it. - Secret Santa 00:04
Mom, the phone is his Christmas present. Let him enjoy it.
I don't know. The way mothers raise kids these days. - Secret Santa 00:04
I don't know. The way mothers raise kids these days.
I never let you have violent things like this. - Secret Santa 00:04
I never let you have violent things like this.
The movies, the video games. It's all - Secret Santa 00:06
The movies, the video games. It's all
Because your grandmother loves you - Secret Santa 00:04
Because your grandmother loves you
I know - Secret Santa 00:04
I know