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Life wasn't quite perfect enough for April
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Secret Santa

Life wasn't quite perfect enoughfor April, but now that she's found Prince Caspianhere,...

Life wasn't quite perfect enough
for April, but now that she's found Prince Caspian
here, everything's right with the world

Full Transcript

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Life wasn't quite perfect enough for April,
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but now that she's found Prince Caspian here, everything's right with the world.
Duration
7 seconds
Views
18
Timestamp in Movie
00:32:06
Uploaded
Jun 28, 2025
Genres
action, comedy, horror
Production
Distilled Media,Skeleton Crew

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Movie Summary

Christmas dinner brings tidings of death when someone enacts revenge, and out of the bloody madness rises a hero who must face all odds to stop an outbreak before it's too late.
You know Penny, you don't have to shit all over your sister's - Secret Santa 00:06
You know Penny, you don't have to shit all over your si...
You were right, Kyle. It wasn't April's turn. I was looking for a good opportunity. - Secret Santa 00:07
You were right, Kyle. It wasn't April's turn. I wa...
It's alright. Anyway. The name I picked anyway was Penny. - Secret Santa 00:05
It's alright. Anyway. The name I picked anyway was Penn...
Christ sake even the stripper is empathizing with the cheerleader? - Secret Santa 00:04
Christ sake even the stripper is empathizing with the cheerl...
London, - Secret Santa 00:14
London,
I can't take off that much work. Who the hell got me a trip through Europe!? - Secret Santa 00:05
I can't take off that much work. Who the hell got me a ...
Well it's dad's company so he's the only one who could get you that kinda time off. - Secret Santa 00:06
Well it's dad's company so he's the only one ...
I didn't get you the trip. I just made sure you had enough time to take it. That call came in from someone else. - Secret Santa 00:07
I didn't get you the trip. I just made sure you had...
You - Secret Santa 00:04
You
This must be like ten grand in plane tickets alone. - Secret Santa 00:05
This must be like ten grand in plane tickets alone.
I knew the meatballs were made with turkey. - Secret Santa 00:04
I knew the meatballs were made with turkey.
But I wanted to sit at the cool kids table and - Secret Santa 00:05
But I wanted to sit at the cool kids table and
I let them steal your trip to Europe and no I can't replace what you lost. But thats - Secret Santa 00:12
I let them steal your trip to Europe and no I can't rep...
Oh for goodness sake. She didn't poison you. She just did't tell you. - Secret Santa 00:04
Oh for goodness sake. She didn't poison you. She just d...
I might not be a supermodel mom, but I came out of your overused vagina too! - Secret Santa 00:04
I might not be a supermodel mom, but I came out of your over...
Oh I wouldn't go around throwing insults, Jocasta, at least I'm not fucking my own son. - Secret Santa 00:05
Oh I wouldn't go around throwing insults, Jocasta, at l...
Oh, well, if that's the standard, then I guess Carol needs to tell her new husband - Secret Santa 00:06
Oh, well, if that's the standard, then I guess Carol ne...
Oh zip it. I know he paid for your tits, just like he paid for mine! - Secret Santa 00:04
Oh zip it. I know he paid for your tits, just like he paid f...
Are you out of your fucking mind!? Why would I ever want anything that's yours?! - Secret Santa 00:05
Are you out of your fucking mind!? Why would I ever want any...
So you could be me! That's why you fucked my husband and that's why you fucked my... - Secret Santa 00:05
So you could be me! That's why you fucked my husband an...