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No one's going to prison, because no one's taking my father anywhere!
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Secret Santa

No one's going to prison,because no one's taking my father anywhere!

No one's going to prison,
because no one's taking my father anywhere!

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No one's going to prison, because no one's taking my father anywhere!
Duration
4 seconds
Views
20
Timestamp in Movie
00:37:20
Uploaded
Jun 28, 2025
Genres
action, comedy, horror
Production
Distilled Media,Skeleton Crew

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Movie Summary

Christmas dinner brings tidings of death when someone enacts revenge, and out of the bloody madness rises a hero who must face all odds to stop an outbreak before it's too late.
Oh yeah, fuck you! You mutherfucker! - Secret Santa 00:04
Oh yeah, fuck you! You mutherfucker!
You think he loves you? No one loves you, you loser, your parents named you Penny - Secret Santa 00:07
You think he loves you? No one loves you, you loser, your pa...
What I DO know is that the only way a miserable shit-stain like you can get a job is because Daddy gave it to you! - Secret Santa 00:05
What I DO know is that the only way a miserable shit-stain l...
He fucking hates you for that! He's fucking ashamed you're his daughter. - Secret Santa 00:05
He fucking hates you for that! He's fucking ashamed you...
You know how I know? Cause he told me. HIMSELF! - Secret Santa 00:04
You know how I know? Cause he told me. HIMSELF!
Fine! FUCK IT! I'll knock you fat ass out myself!! - Secret Santa 00:06
Fine! FUCK IT! I'll knock you fat ass out myself!!
Aw, what are you doin' man! Come on, a little help here! - Secret Santa 00:04
Aw, what are you doin' man! Come on, a little help here...
Shit, I held a bumper on a van with duct tape for six months. Watch out. - Secret Santa 00:05
Shit, I held a bumper on a van with duct tape for six months...
Well, sometimes children shouldn't be heard... or seen. - Secret Santa 00:05
Well, sometimes children shouldn't be heard... or seen.
There were a lot of things that went down in this house that you wouldn't want kids to see. - Secret Santa 00:05
There were a lot of things that went down in this house that...
Witness. Kids to witness is more like it. - Secret Santa 00:04
Witness. Kids to witness is more like it.
Well, if the police come, I have to tidy up. It can't look like a pig sty. - Secret Santa 00:05
Well, if the police come, I have to tidy up. It can't l...
It's not gonna clean itself. And lord knows the help have been no help at all. - Secret Santa 00:05
It's not gonna clean itself. And lord knows the help ha...
Well dear most everyone leaves for the holidays. That's why I like to come up here. - Secret Santa 00:04
Well dear most everyone leaves for the holidays. That's...
Oh that horrible woman-and her husband? I don't want them knowing my business. - Secret Santa 00:05
Oh that horrible woman-and her husband? I don't want th...
Your family could be in some very big trouble with your Dad's Board of Directors. - Secret Santa 00:04
Your family could be in some very big trouble with your Dad&...
No, but he's going to need one and one with a lot of perspective here. - Secret Santa 00:05
No, but he's going to need one and one with a lot of pe...
You'd just drive off and tell the police we killed Carter and tied you father up, you little bitch. - Secret Santa 00:05
You'd just drive off and tell the police we killed Cart...
Okay Carol, nobody said that Penny should go. I'm sorry sis, but - Secret Santa 00:07
Okay Carol, nobody said that Penny should go. I'm sorry...
I'll go, My van's in the... uh... where my car keys? - Secret Santa 00:05
I'll go, My van's in the... uh... where my car key...