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Secret Santa

Solve any problem by throwingyour Jew husband's money around

Solve any problem by throwing
your Jew husband's money around

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Solve any problem by throwing your Jew husband's money around.
Duration
5 seconds
Views
25
Timestamp in Movie
00:55:20
Uploaded
Jun 28, 2025
Genres
action, comedy, horror
Production
Distilled Media,Skeleton Crew

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Movie Summary

Christmas dinner brings tidings of death when someone enacts revenge, and out of the bloody madness rises a hero who must face all odds to stop an outbreak before it's too late.
Hey! He's one of the good ones! Not like one of those New York Jews - Secret Santa 00:09
Hey! He's one of the good ones! Not like one of those N...
You're like a magic fountain. You just spread your legs and the chosen money falls out! - Secret Santa 00:07
You're like a magic fountain. You just spread your legs...
Step-son! And at least I never slept with any of my sister's kids! Oh, why is that? - Secret Santa 00:07
Step-son! And at least I never slept with any of my sister&#...
Oh yeah, that's right! Because your womb is a rocky place where no seed can find purchase. - Secret Santa 00:05
Oh yeah, that's right! Because your womb is a rocky pla...
Let's get ready to rummmmmble! - Secret Santa 00:05
Let's get ready to rummmmmble!
Have you noticed everyone that freaks out gets really overheated right before they lose it? - Secret Santa 00:05
Have you noticed everyone that freaks out gets really overhe...
And everyone who's been complaining about the heat drank your mother's punch. - Secret Santa 00:05
And everyone who's been complaining about the heat dran...
It might be tainted. My Dad and Jackson were drinking it like water right before they lost it. - Secret Santa 00:06
It might be tainted. My Dad and Jackson were drinking it lik...
It's a better defense! If your dad was poisoned, that means his actions weren't his responsibility. - Secret Santa 00:04
It's a better defense! If your dad was poisoned, that m...
No, Ty, if that's true you could be infected with whatever they have. - Secret Santa 00:04
No, Ty, if that's true you could be infected with whate...
Oh fuck - Secret Santa 00:11
Oh fuck
I mean, I put in a lot of time here. Earlier this evening it was looking like a pretty crappy investment. - Secret Santa 00:06
I mean, I put in a lot of time here. Earlier this evening it...
This'd be a great way to get in good with him though. - Secret Santa 00:04
This'd be a great way to get in good with him though.
Sounds like you're more interested in April's father than you are in her. - Secret Santa 00:04
Sounds like you're more interested in April's fath...
Well, no duh! Why do you think I put a ring on it, you dum dum? - Secret Santa 00:04
Well, no duh! Why do you think I put a ring on it, you dum d...
Oh come on! You think I was just searching for some alcoholic with more mommy & daddy issues than Lizzie Borden? - Secret Santa 00:06
Oh come on! You think I was just searching for some...
No. Come on, you're rich. Well, your family's rich. - Secret Santa 00:07
No. Come on, you're rich. Well, your family's rich...
Now more than ever, your dad needs a brilliant up and coming lawyer for a son-in-law. - Secret Santa 00:05
Now more than ever, your dad needs a brilliant up and coming...
I'm his white knight, Bubbie. Come on, let's get the cops out here - Secret Santa 00:11
I'm his white knight, Bubbie. Come on, let's get t...
Do I look like Kyle? That's right. Cause I'm not on my knees sucking your dick. He's your bitch, not me! - Secret Santa 00:05
Do I look like Kyle? That's right. Cause I'm not...