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Yes. Can you just calm calmdown for a second?

Yes. Can you just calm calm
down for a second?

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Yes. Can you just calm calm down for a second?
Duration
4 seconds
Views
20
Timestamp in Movie
00:19:58
Uploaded
Jun 28, 2025
Genres
action, comedy, horror
Production
Distilled Media,Skeleton Crew

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Movie Summary

Christmas dinner brings tidings of death when someone enacts revenge, and out of the bloody madness rises a hero who must face all odds to stop an outbreak before it's too late.
What? Am I getting a little carried away? - Secret Santa 00:04
What? Am I getting a little carried away?
Did you know you can tell a turkey's gender by it's poop? - Secret Santa 00:05
Did you know you can tell a turkey's gender by it'...
Males take circular craps and the girls make sort of a “j” shaped poop. - Secret Santa 00:05
Males take circular craps and the girls make sort of a “j” s...
What? Am I popping out again? - Secret Santa 00:05
What? Am I popping out again?
I really didn't think I would need to explain, but could you please all respect - Secret Santa 00:08
I really didn't think I would need to explain, but coul...
Whoever heard of the help announcing when the dinner will be served? - Secret Santa 00:04
Whoever heard of the help announcing when the dinner will be...
Now look! I don't know how you think you are, but I slaved over that bird, and I'll say when to serve it. - Secret Santa 00:07
Now look! I don't know how you think you are, but I sla...
Yes, ma'am. I just thought since I was not told about the figs that you “slaved” over, - Secret Santa 00:10
Yes, ma'am. I just thought since I was not told about t...
I would be happy to “give you the bird” ma'am. - Secret Santa 00:04
I would be happy to “give you the bird” ma'am.
Ladies and Gentlemen. May I present Shari Pope's famous turkey. - Secret Santa 00:05
Ladies and Gentlemen. May I present Shari Pope's famous...
Well I guess you're all wondering why I called you all here tonight? - Secret Santa 00:06
Well I guess you're all wondering why I called you all ...
I would hate for this exquisite meal I made to get cold. - Secret Santa 00:05
I would hate for this exquisite meal I made to get cold.
You know I read the average holiday meal has over forty-five hundred calories and over two hundred grams of fat. - Secret Santa 00:07
You know I read the average holiday meal has over...
But - Secret Santa 00:05
But
I mean we've recorded record profits four quarters in a row. - Secret Santa 00:04
I mean we've recorded record profits four quarters in a...
Sounds like your legal team ain't gonna be able to make that go away like in the '90's, - Secret Santa 00:14
Sounds like your legal team ain't gonna be able to make...
Can we just keep it between ourselves? - Secret Santa 00:04
Can we just keep it between ourselves?
Absolutely Mr. Pope. Whatever you say, I want to assure you that it doesn't go any further than my ears. - Secret Santa 00:05
Absolutely Mr. Pope. Whatever you say, I want to assure you ...
It was like a dance place where people take their pants off - Secret Santa 00:06
It was like a dance place where people take their pants off
This is a real meal, Mother. And I'm eating it with my family. - Secret Santa 00:04
This is a real meal, Mother. And I'm eating it with my ...