"Secretary" quotes

Secretary poster
A young woman, recently released from a mental hospital, gets a job as a secretary to a demanding lawyer, where their employer-employee relationship turns into a sexual, sadomasochistic one.

Director: Steven Shainberg
Writer: Erin Cressida Wilson, Mary Gaitskill, Steven Shainberg
Production: N/A
Year: 2002
MetaScore: 63/100
ImdbRating: 7.0
BoxOffice: $4,059,680
Released: 11 Oct 2002
Awards: 15 wins & 26 nominations

106 Clips

Cosmo's advice for getting your man to share his feelings more intimately - Secretary 00:17
Cosmo's advice for getting your man to share his feelings...
Did you have a date recently - Secretary 00:28
Did you have a date recently
I The phone is ringing - Secretary 00:20
I The phone is ringing
I've read that if you wear that kind of underwear - Secretary 00:34
I've read that if you wear that kind of underwear
You're different than you were in high school Peter - Secretary 00:17
You're different than you were in high school Peter
Why are you here - Secretary 00:12
Why are you here
Are you happy to be home - Secretary 00:15
Are you happy to be home
Cock Place your prick in my mouth - Secretary 00:37
Cock Place your prick in my mouth
That's a pretty tie But I guess you won't be golfing today - Secretary 00:12
That's a pretty tie But I guess you won't be golfing today
My lawyer's representing a woman who's suing her boss for sexual harassment - Secretary 00:13
My lawyer's representing a woman who's suing her boss for...
So you're the new secretary - Secretary 00:16
So you're the new secretary
Are you the lawyer - Secretary 00:17
Are you the lawyer
I have never had a job before - Secretary 00:30
I have never had a job before
You look so beautiful - Secretary 00:20
You look so beautiful
I think I accidentally threw out my notes on the Feldman case - Secretary 00:18
I think I accidentally threw out my notes on the Feldman...
I opened the envelope the second I got home - Secretary 00:20
I opened the envelope the second I got home
Listen - Secretary 00:18
Listen
You have reached the office of Mr E Edward Grey - Secretary 00:36
You have reached the office of Mr E Edward Grey
Do you really want to be a secretary Lee - Secretary 00:26
Do you really want to be a secretary Lee
Are you living in an apartment A house - Secretary 00:30
Are you living in an apartment A house
My flowers had just about given up in despair - Secretary 00:11
My flowers had just about given up in despair
I'm so sorry for what happened between us - Secretary 00:35
I'm so sorry for what happened between us
I have something to say to you Lee - Secretary 00:36
I have something to say to you Lee
Now pull up your skirt - Secretary 00:19
Now pull up your skirt
Ms Holloway - Secretary 00:26
Ms Holloway
It's in the past - Secretary 00:37
It's in the past
When people come into this office - Secretary 00:37
When people come into this office
Some people right have to wash something as soon as they've worn it - Secretary 00:27
Some people right have to wash something as soon as they've...
Thank you - Secretary 00:03
Thank you
What are you What are you doing - Secretary 00:25
What are you What are you doing
After he turned me away from his house he put me back at my old desk - Secretary 00:26
After he turned me away from his house he put me back at my...
When my accident happened - Secretary 00:29
When my accident happened
Dear Mr Garvey - Secretary 00:32
Dear Mr Garvey
All I need is a typist - Secretary 00:35
All I need is a typist
Fifty seven bottles of beer - Secretary 00:35
Fifty seven bottles of beer
You know Lee there's a long history of this in Catholicism - Secretary 00:23
You know Lee there's a long history of this in Catholicism
Where did you go to high school - Secretary 00:29
Where did you go to high school
I took a shortcut through Hawkins Park - Secretary 00:36
I took a shortcut through Hawkins Park
Most people think that the best way to live is to run from pain - Secretary 00:21
Most people think that the best way to live is to run from...
Now I want you to bend over the desk so you're looking directly at it - Secretary 00:27
Now I want you to bend over the desk so you're looking...
I'm sorry You can collect your things - Secretary 00:14
I'm sorry You can collect your things
I'm your secretary - Secretary 00:17
I'm your secretary
Are you shy - Secretary 00:29
Are you shy
Do you really want to be my secretary - Secretary 00:23
Do you really want to be my secretary
I like you Lee but I don't think I'm going to offer you the job - Secretary 00:19
I like you Lee but I don't think I'm going to offer you the...
Are you doing something sexual right now - Secretary 00:25
Are you doing something sexual right now
It's porterhouse steak mashed no creamed potatoes - Secretary 00:24
It's porterhouse steak mashed no creamed potatoes
Who's to say that love needs to be soft and gentle - Secretary 00:05
Who's to say that love needs to be soft and gentle
You are the child of God's holy gift of life - Secretary 00:23
You are the child of God's holy gift of life
We can't do this 24 hours a day seven days a week - Secretary 00:07
We can't do this 24 hours a day seven days a week
Each cut each scar each burn a different mood or time - Secretary 00:33
Each cut each scar each burn a different mood or time
In one way or another I've always suffered - Secretary 00:33
In one way or another I've always suffered
Why do you cut yourself Lee - Secretary 00:35
Why do you cut yourself Lee
It's porterhouse steak - Secretary 00:33
It's porterhouse steak
In one way or another - Secretary 01:05
In one way or another
I'm so sorry for what happened between us - Secretary 00:48
I'm so sorry for what happened between us
I'm grateful to you for referring - Secretary 02:15
I'm grateful to you for referring
I'm going to tell you something - Secretary 01:36
I'm going to tell you something
I took a shortcut through Hawkins Park - Secretary 02:04
I took a shortcut through Hawkins Park
I think I accidentally threw out my notes on the Feldman case - Secretary 00:27
I think I accidentally threw out my notes on the Feldman...
I opened the envelope the second I got home - Secretary 03:41
I opened the envelope the second I got home
I have something to say to you - Secretary 00:39
I have something to say to you
I have never had a job before - Secretary 00:47
I have never had a job before
I got out of the institution on the day of my sister's wedding - Secretary 00:54
I got out of the institution on the day of my sister's...
You're different than you were in high school - Secretary 00:21
You're different than you were in high school
You're a lawyer - Secretary 00:26
You're a lawyer
You're a big girl - Secretary 00:37
You're a big girl
You look so beautiful - Secretary 00:26
You look so beautiful
Have to wash something as soon as they've worn it - Secretary 01:01
Have to wash something as soon as they've worn it
Do you really want to be a secretary - Secretary 00:41
Do you really want to be a secretary
Do you really wanna be my secretary - Secretary 00:24
Do you really wanna be my secretary
Did you have a date recently - Secretary 00:22
Did you have a date recently
Why are you here - Secretary 00:22
Why are you here
But I don't think I'm going to offer you the job - Secretary 00:25
But I don't think I'm going to offer you the job
Are you the lawyer - Secretary 00:16
Are you the lawyer
Are you pregnant - Secretary 00:53
Are you pregnant
Are you 'happy' to be home - Secretary 00:22
Are you 'happy' to be home
Are you doing something sexual right now - Secretary 00:32
Are you doing something sexual right now
All I need is a typist - Secretary 00:49
All I need is a typist
After he turned me away from his house - Secretary 00:55
After he turned me away from his house
A different mood or time - Secretary 00:55
A different mood or time
You have reached the office of Mr - Secretary 00:44
You have reached the office of Mr
You can collect your things - Secretary 00:13
You can collect your things
'You are the child of God's holy gift of life - Secretary 00:37
'You are the child of God's holy gift of life
Why do you cut yourself - Secretary 00:55
Why do you cut yourself
Who's to say that love needs to be soft and gentle - Secretary 00:17
Who's to say that love needs to be soft and gentle
Where did you go to high school - Secretary 00:47
Where did you go to high school
When people come into this office - Secretary 01:26
When people come into this office
Come into my office - Secretary 00:19
Come into my office
When my accident happened - Secretary 01:09
When my accident happened
Whatever you do - Secretary 00:41
Whatever you do
What are you doing - Secretary 00:52
What are you doing
We can't do this 24 hours a day - Secretary 00:17
We can't do this 24 hours a day
There's a long history of this in Catholicism - Secretary 00:41
There's a long history of this in Catholicism
The phone is ringing - Secretary 00:11
The phone is ringing
Turn that over - Secretary 01:18
Turn that over
That's a pretty tie - Secretary 00:23
That's a pretty tie
So you're the new secretary - Secretary 00:18
So you're the new secretary
Put the letter on my desk - Secretary 01:04
Put the letter on my desk
Pull up your skirt - Secretary 00:33
Pull up your skirt
Place your prick in my mouth - Secretary 00:13
Place your prick in my mouth
My lawyer's representing a woman who's suing her boss for sexual harassment - Secretary 00:29
My lawyer's representing a woman who's suing her boss for...
'My flowers had just about given up in despair - Secretary 00:38
'My flowers had just about given up in despair
Most people think the best way to live is to run from pain - Secretary 00:54
Most people think the best way to live is to run from pain
Just a scoop of creamed potatoes - Secretary 00:25
Just a scoop of creamed potatoes
I've read that if you wear that kind of underwear - Secretary 00:46
I've read that if you wear that kind of underwear

Cast

Mr. Grey - James Spader
Lee Holloway - Maggie Gyllenhaal
Joan Holloway - Lesley Ann Warren
Burt Holloway - Stephen McHattie
Dr. Twardon - Patrick Bauchau
Tricia O'Connor - Jessica Tuck
Jonathan - Oz Perkins
Lee's Sister - Amy Locane
Sylvia - Mary Joy
Stewart - Michael Mantell
Paralegal - Lily Knight
Louisa - Lacey Kohl
Jessica - Julene Renee
First Secretary - Lauren Cohn
Typing Teacher - Ezra Buzzington
First Date - Steven Fierberg
Second Date - Herbert Russell
Tomato Date - David Wiater
New Secretary - Shannon Convery
TV Reporter - Alison Tatlock
Zoo Protester - Emmy Collins
Photographer - Christina Gray
Woman with the Purple Boots - Diane McGee
Dancing Party Guest - Cali T. Rossen
Richard Arevalos (sex therapist on tape) (voice) - Steven Shainberg
Sitting In Mr. Grey's Waiting Room - Erin Cressida Wilson