Hello, officer, what seems to be the problem? Well, for starters, you're driving at 15...
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Penny:
Hello, officer, what seems to be the problem?
Officer Wally Johnson:
Well, for starters, you're driving at 15 miles over speed limit.
Penny:
Really? Huh, I thought I was making better time than that.
Officer Wally Johnson:
And uh, you know you got a tail light out.
Penny:
No...
Officer Wally Johnson:
Yeah... also, your plates... expired about a month ago.
Penny:
Go on.
Officer Wally Johnson:
Uh... that's it. That's everything. That's three things.
Penny:
Ah, why don't you write us out any number of expensive time-sensitive tickets and we'll be on our way?
Officer Wally Johnson:
May I have some identification?
Penny:
Yes, of course. My name is Penny and this is Dodge.
Officer Wally Johnson:
Okay. License and registration.
Penny:
Well you see that's where we got a problem because I didn't get a chance to retrieve my identification before fleeing my home during a deadly riot. However, we were fortunate enough to hitch a ride with a very nice trucker who turns out, hired a hit man to assist him in a suicide thus bestowing us with this. This beautiful mode of transportation. So... the answer is no... no license or registration here. However, given the current situation with the *** whistles while pointing to the sky *** couldn't you find it in your heart to set aside the law, just this once, and let us on our way so that I can give my friend here a fighting chance of being with the one he loves before we all reach our untimely conclusion?
Officer Wally Johnson:
No.
Transcript
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Well you see that's where we've got a problem
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because I didn't get a chance to retrieve my identification
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before fleeing my home during a deadly riot
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However we were fortunate enough
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to hitch a ride with a very nice trucker
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who turns out had hired a hit man to assist him in a suicide
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thus bestowing us with this
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This beautiful mode of transportation
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So the answer is no no license or registration here
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However given the current situation with the
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WHlSTLES
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Couldn't you find it in your heart
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to set aside the law just this once
Clip duration: 37 seconds
Views: 201
Timestamp in movie: 00h 49m 08s
Uploaded: 24 March, 2022
Genres: adventure, comedy, drama
Summary: As an asteroid nears Earth, a man finds himself alone after his wife leaves in a panic. He decides to take a road trip to reunite with his high school sweetheart. Accompanying him is a neighbor who inadvertently puts a wrench in his
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