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Seinfeld

The continuing misadventures of neurotic New York City stand-up comedian Jerry Seinfeld and his equally neurotic New York City friends.

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Production

Castle Rock Entertainment,West/Shapiro Productions,Fred Barron Productions,Giggling Goose Productions

Awards

Won 10 Primetime Emmys. 74 wins & 186 nominations total

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https://www.sonypictures.com/tv/seinfeld

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Jerry Seinfeld Cosmo Kramer George Costanza Elaine Benes

These pretzels are making me thirsty - Seinfeld

These pretzels are making me thirsty

Well I got gonorrhea - Seinfeld

Well I got gonorrhea

It seems the way they
design the car alarms... - Seinfeld

It seems the way they design the car alarms...

There's no easy way
to break up. - Seinfeld

There's no easy way to break up.

I'm tired of pretending I'm excited
every time it's somebody's birthday. - Seinfeld

I'm tired of pretending I'm excited every time it&...

I never figured out why
they make these bizarre toilet seats. - Seinfeld

I never figured out why they make these bizarre toilet seats...

When did tick-tack-toe
become the pound sign? - Seinfeld

When did tick-tack-toe become the pound sign?

I mean, are they going, " Hey, where
do you think you're going with that? - Seinfeld

I mean, are they going, " Hey, where do you think you&#...

Old people in Florida,
they drive slow... - Seinfeld

Old people in Florida, they drive slow...

I don't belong to a health club. I have a
limit on naked men I see in one day. - Seinfeld

I don't belong to a health club. I have a limit on nake...

If wedding invitations
were left up to men... - Seinfeld

If wedding invitations were left up to men...

The tuxedo is a woman's view
that men are all the same. - Seinfeld

The tuxedo is a woman's view that men are all the same.

-You hanging out?
-Yeah, yeah. - Seinfeld

-You hanging out? -Yeah, yeah.

Have you noticed
that every little place - Seinfeld

Have you noticed that every little place

Everything on planes is tiny. Tiny
food, tiny liquor bottles, tiny pillows... - Seinfeld

Everything on planes is tiny. Tiny food, tiny liquor bottles...

I think people think of their office
as a stationery store with Danish. - Seinfeld

I think people think of their office as a stationery store w...

- Morning.
- Morning. - Seinfeld

- Morning. - Morning.

Maura, I want you to know,
I've given this a lot of thought. - Seinfeld

Maura, I want you to know, I've given this a lot of tho...

If big man wants
a new scoreboard... - Seinfeld

If big man wants a new scoreboard...

Hey, you know what? - Seinfeld

Hey, you know what?

No We just came up for the funeral - Seinfeld

No We just came up for the funeral

Any second now. - Seinfeld

Any second now.

You know that manslaughter
is the least serious murder charge? - Seinfeld

You know that manslaughter is the least serious murder charg...

- Well, that was all right, huh?
- Yeah. - Seinfeld

- Well, that was all right, huh? - Yeah.

Well, you got no place to go. - Seinfeld

Well, you got no place to go.

-Elaine, cake?
-Oh, no thanks. - Seinfeld

-Elaine, cake? -Oh, no thanks.

-Hey.
-Hey. - Seinfeld

All you did was not die for 12 months - Seinfeld

All you did was not die for 12 months

According to most studies - Seinfeld

According to most studies

According to most studies people's number one fear is public speaking - Seinfeld

According to most studies people's number one fear is...

All right, what am I
supposed to do here? - Seinfeld

All right, what am I supposed to do here?

And that left-turn signal on... - Seinfeld

And that left-turn signal on...

Serenity now Serenity now - Seinfeld

Serenity now Serenity now

This place is like Studio 54 with a menorah - Seinfeld

This place is like Studio 54 with a menorah

To see this movie
we gotta get moving. - Seinfeld

To see this movie we gotta get moving.

"Excuse me?" - Seinfeld

-Hi.
-Hi, can I help you? - Seinfeld

-Hi. -Hi, can I help you?

What about G bone - Seinfeld

What about G bone

That guy was amazing.
He could dunk. And he was my height. - Seinfeld

That guy was amazing. He could dunk. And he was my height.

Did I force you into this life - Seinfeld

Did I force you into this life

You know what?
They don't have batteries here. - Seinfeld

You know what? They don't have batteries here.

Tell the players that
I reimbursed the trainer... - Seinfeld

Tell the players that I reimbursed the trainer...

Hey, George. - Seinfeld

So they have this clock now,
where you punch in your age... - Seinfeld

So they have this clock now, where you punch in your age...

-Fantastic.
-I told you. How good is this? - Seinfeld

-Fantastic. -I told you. How good is this?

-May I help you?
-Yeah. - Seinfeld

-May I help you? -Yeah.

Early. All right. - Seinfeld

Early. All right.

Are you sure Yeah just tell me your code - Seinfeld

Are you sure Yeah just tell me your code

Hello? Hello? - Seinfeld

Elaine you always care who an ex girlfriend dates - Seinfeld

Elaine you always care who an ex girlfriend dates

Elaine you always care who an ex girlfriend dates - Seinfeld

Elaine you always care who an ex girlfriend dates

Well, this is it. - Seinfeld

Well, this is it.

George, why couldn't I use
the bathroom in that store? - Seinfeld

George, why couldn't I use the bathroom in that store?

Ready? I don't want to miss
the previews. - Seinfeld

Ready? I don't want to miss the previews.

There's something about a check,
that, to a man, is not masculine. - Seinfeld

There's something about a check, that, to a man, is not...

You have so many nice jackets. I don't
know why you had to bring this jacket. - Seinfeld

You have so many nice jackets. I don't know why you had...

Look, Zigmond. Look at the sky! - Seinfeld

Look, Zigmond. Look at the sky!

Thank you, no. - Seinfeld

It's better than Elaine's - Seinfeld

It's better than Elaine's

Jerry I know myself - Seinfeld

Jerry I know myself

So, what's the deal with politics? - Seinfeld

So, what's the deal with politics?

A beautiful successful intelligent woman's - Seinfeld

A beautiful successful intelligent woman's

A beautiful successful intelligent woman's in love with me - Seinfeld

A beautiful successful intelligent woman's in love with...

-Are you getting that?
-I thought you were getting it. - Seinfeld

-Are you getting that? -I thought you were getting it.

-So, what do you think?
-About what? - Seinfeld

-So, what do you think? -About what?

Great I ate the entire platter - Seinfeld

Great I ate the entire platter

What gives you pleasure - Seinfeld

What gives you pleasure

What gives you pleasure - Seinfeld

What gives you pleasure

You will be stunned - Seinfeld

You will be stunned

Hi Marla Jerry - Seinfeld

I gotta get out of this city - Seinfeld

I gotta get out of this city

Hello. - Seinfeld

Hey Kramer listen You've seen The Omen right - Seinfeld

Hey Kramer listen You've seen The Omen right

It's not broken. - Seinfeld

It's not broken.

-A little baby girl?
-Doctor says it could be any day now. - Seinfeld

-A little baby girl? -Doctor says it could be any day now.

Marla - Seinfeld

I don't even like Drake - Seinfeld

I don't even like Drake

I don't even like Drake - Seinfeld

I don't even like Drake

I'll sniff out a deal - Seinfeld

I'll sniff out a deal

Why would I spend 7 to see a movie that I can watch on TV - Seinfeld

Why would I spend 7 to see a movie that I can watch on TV

You sure have a lot of friends How come I never see any of them - Seinfeld

You sure have a lot of friends How come I never see any of...

And then Peterman ate it. - Seinfeld

And then Peterman ate it.

Georgie I'm a divorc e You're not a divorc e - Seinfeld

Georgie I'm a divorc e You're not a divorc e

I always get the feeling - Seinfeld

I always get the feeling

Well I'm out there George - Seinfeld

Well I'm out there George

David and I will not be getting back together - Seinfeld

David and I will not be getting back together

What? - Seinfeld

What is that, a new bit? - Seinfeld

What is that, a new bit?

You got any shredded coconut? - Seinfeld

You got any shredded coconut?

Good for you - Seinfeld

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The continuing misadventures of neurotic New York City stand-up comedian Jerry Seinfeld and his equally neurotic New York City friends.

User Rating: 0.0 (0 ratings)

Director: N/A

Writer: Larry David, Jerry Seinfeld

Production: Castle Rock Entertainment,West/Shapiro Productions,Fred Barron Productions,Giggling Goose Productions

Genre: comedy

Year: 1989

MetaScore: N/A/100

ImdbRating: 8.9

BoxOffice:

Released: 05 Jul 1989

Awards: Won 10 Primetime Emmys. 74 wins & 186 nominations total

Homepage: https://www.sonypictures.com/tv/seinfeld

Also watch: Curb Your Enthusiasm, Frasier, Married... with Children, Twin Peaks, Boardwalk Empire, The West Wing, Cheers, Friends, Star Trek, Shaun the Sheep, The Sopranos, Brave New World, V: The Final Battle, Workaholics, Home Improvement, Law & Order