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Cosmo Kramer:
Well, after he heckled Toby, she got so upset, she ran out of the building and a street sweeper ran over her foot and severed her pinky toe. George Costanza:
That's unbelievable! Cosmo Kramer:
Yeah! Then after the ambulance left, I found the toe! So I put it in a Cracker Jack box, filled it with ice, and took off for the hospital. George Costanza:
You ran? Cosmo Kramer:
No, I jumped on the bus. I told the driver, "I got a toe here, buddy - step on it!" George Costanza:
Holy cow! Cosmo Kramer:
Yeah, yeah, then all of a sudden, this guy pulls out a gun. Well, I knew any delay is gonna cost her her pinky toe, so I got out of the seat and I started walking towards him. He says, "Where do you think you're going, Cracker Jack?" I said, "Well, I got a little prize for ya, buddy." Cosmo Kramer:
[Kramer throws two punches and an uppercut]
Knocked him out cold! George Costanza:
How could you do that? Cosmo Kramer:
Then everybody is screamin,' because the driver, he's passed out from all the commotion. The bus is outta control! So I grab him by the collar, I take him out of the seat, I get behind the wheel, and now I'm driving the bus. Jerry:
Wow. George Costanza:
You're Batman. Cosmo Kramer:
Yeah, yeah, I am Batman. Then the mugger, he comes to and he starts choking me. So I'm fighting him off with one hand and I kept driving the bus with the other, ya know. Then I managed to open up the door and I kicked him out the door, ya know, with my foot, ya know, at the next stop. Jerry:
You kept making all the stops? Cosmo Kramer:
Well, people kept ringing the bell!
Well, after he heckled Toby, she got so upset, she ran out of the building and a street sweeper ran over her foot and severed her pinky toe. George Costanza:
That's unbelievable! Cosmo Kramer:
Yeah! Then after the ambulance left, I found the toe! So I put it in a Cracker Jack box, filled it with ice, and took off for the hospital. George Costanza:
You ran? Cosmo Kramer:
No, I jumped on the bus. I told the driver, "I got a toe here, buddy - step on it!" George Costanza:
Holy cow! Cosmo Kramer:
Yeah, yeah, then all of a sudden, this guy pulls out a gun. Well, I knew any delay is gonna cost her her pinky toe, so I got out of the seat and I started walking towards him. He says, "Where do you think you're going, Cracker Jack?" I said, "Well, I got a little prize for ya, buddy." Cosmo Kramer:
[Kramer throws two punches and an uppercut]
Knocked him out cold! George Costanza:
How could you do that? Cosmo Kramer:
Then everybody is screamin,' because the driver, he's passed out from all the commotion. The bus is outta control! So I grab him by the collar, I take him out of the seat, I get behind the wheel, and now I'm driving the bus. Jerry:
Wow. George Costanza:
You're Batman. Cosmo Kramer:
Yeah, yeah, I am Batman. Then the mugger, he comes to and he starts choking me. So I'm fighting him off with one hand and I kept driving the bus with the other, ya know. Then I managed to open up the door and I kicked him out the door, ya know, with my foot, ya know, at the next stop. Jerry:
You kept making all the stops? Cosmo Kramer:
Well, people kept ringing the bell!
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After he heckled Toby she got so upset
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she ran out of the building
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and a street sweeper ran over her foot
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and severed her pinkie toe
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That's unbelievable
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Yeah Then after the ambulance left
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I found the toe
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So I put it in a Cracker Jack box filled it with ice
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and took off for the hospital
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You ran
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No I jumped on the bus
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I told the driver I got a toe here buddy Step on it
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Holy cow
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Yeah yeah
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Then all of a sudden
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this guy pulls out a gun
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Well I knew any delay's gonna cost her her pinkie toe
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So I got out of the seat and started walking towards him
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He says Where do you think you're going Cracker Jack
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And I says Well I got a prize for you buddy
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Plah Plah Keeyah
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Knocked him out cold
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How could you do that
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Yeah then everybody is screaming
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because the driver he's passed out
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because of all the commotion
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The bus is out of control
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So I grab him by the collar I take him out of the seat
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I get behind the wheel Now I'm driving the bus
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You're Batman
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Yeah Yeah I am Batman
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Then the mugger he comes to
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and he starts choking me
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So I'm fighting him off with one hand
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and I kept driving the bus with the other ya know
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Then I managed to open up the door
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and I kicked him out the door with my foot
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at the next stop
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You kept making all the stops
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Well people kept ringing the bell
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Well what about the toe
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What happened to the toe
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Well I am happy to say
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the little guy's back in place at the end of the line
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You did all this for a pinkie toe
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Well it's a valuable appendage
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So Kramer found the toe
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and they reattached it
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Really
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Movie Summary
The continuing misadventures of neurotic New York City stand-up comedian Jerry Seinfeld and his equally neurotic New York City friends.
